He was rick rolled!

I don't get it.
Take note of the signs in the crowd in the background. If you still don't get it, this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI) should help, along with this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_roll).

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That last monstrosity is all the evidence I will ever need for why people have NO business being involved in selective breeding or genetic manipulation. And if that thing is somehow a perfect descendent of its ancestor, without people messing up its genetic line...it's all the evidence I need that there is a devil. Ewww.

That is a brilliant concept and photograph.

Haha!! She does have a HUUUGGEE mouth. I hate how she pronounces every word with an american accent and then when there is, say, some lasagna, she says it with an italian accent. I hate when people do that. She doesn't say cilantro with a spanish accent.

Hmm. You hate it when a woman who was born in Italy speaks with an Italian accent? That also might account for her lack of a Spanish accent, too.

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I think Giada is really hot. This is really only noteworthy because, until recently, I used to not find her attractive at all. My friend asked me "hey, so what changed?" I said "nothing, that's the problem."

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That's just phenomenal.

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Oh my god. Who snuck into my room while I was working on my computer?!?!?!?

Hmm. You hate it when a woman who was born in Italy speaks with an Italian accent? That also might account for her lack of a Spanish accent, too.

Yes I do. I especially hate it because she grew up in Southern California and has a California accent.

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Yes I do. I especially hate it because she grew up in Southern California and has a California accent.

Although she is fluent in Italian, and given her family, I'm assuming learned those words with an Italian accent. I'm sure the childhood friends she picked up her Cali accent from weren't saying fettucini all that often. :)

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Although she is fluent in Italian, and given her family, I'm assuming learned those words with an Italian accent. I'm sure the childhood friends she picked up her Cali accent from weren't saying fettucini all that often. :)

Thats how my mom talks...though she isnt from Cali.

She pronounces "Ricotta", like"Re-Got"".

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Hah!

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Although she is fluent in Italian, and given her family, I'm assuming learned those words with an Italian accent. I'm sure the childhood friends she picked up her Cali accent from weren't saying fettucini all that often. :)

No, I totally understand, however, it's just huge pet peeve of mine. Either use the accent all the time or none of the time. And that goes for any accent. No one is immune to the wrath of my pet peeve.

There's also the "then" and "than" pet peeve of mine, but, that's for a different thread. :)

No, I totally understand, however, it's just huge pet peeve of mine. Either use the accent all the time or none of the time. And that goes for any accent. No one is immune to the wrath of my pet peeve.

There's also the "then" and "than" pet peeve of mine, but, that's for a different thread. :)

Why not just tell us now, than.

No, I totally understand, however, it's just huge pet peeve of mine. Either use the accent all the time or none of the time. And that goes for any accent. No one is immune to the wrath of my pet peeve.

There's also the "then" and "than" pet peeve of mine, but, that's for a different thread. :)

I'm with you on the accent thing all or nothing. I can speak moderate spanish but I don't start accenting every spanish word I say when speaking english. The spanish chick (cuban I think) on food network is the worst and I simply refuse to watch that show it is so aggravating.

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/tk

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Why not just tell us now, than.

haha


I'm with you on the accent thing all or nothing. I can speak moderate spanish but I don't start accenting every spanish word I say when speaking english. The spanish chick (cuban I think) on food network is the worst and I simply refuse to watch that show it is so aggravating.

I don't think I've had the pleasure of seeing her show, but, that would drive me nuts.

Rock On

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OMFG!!! My poor heart just popped a few stitches... My quad just became a double!

I came across a great site - photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com They show news and ads that were the results of bad, lazy or incompetent photoshops that actually made it to publication. Here's an example:

http://home.comcast.net/~ouray2/images/lexar.jpg

is that supposed to be funny because it says free?

is that supposed to be funny because it says free?

That is what's great about the site - sometimes you have to look at it for a while until it hits you.

Most of them, though, are just really, really bad photoshop.

Oh, wait I see it.

Funny site.

Here's another one, in a news publication. They shopped out Sarkozy's bodyguard but forgot about the leg. I have become cynical enough to believe that all published images are shopped in some degree or another.

http://home.comcast.net/~ouray2/images/parismatch.jpg

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is that supposed to be funny because it says free?

Look at the reflection.

Look at the reflection.

lol

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thats freaking me out Bucc

I came across a great site - photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com
What a great site.

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Best "Oh shit!" Face:

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That economy-code one is awesome.

Agreed. Go Konami code!

SI

A few days late, but still funny:

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Jeebus.. Miss South Carolina write that?

Careful or the Spidermobile will come after you.

Classic: "With the mask, Spiderman stroke all criminal activates and criminals everywhere"

Quick Robin To the Spidermobile!

I'd like to hear more about Doctor Jackstraw, the abnormal drug trafficker.

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Jeebus.. Miss South Carolina write that?
It's actually a word-for-word transcription of Sarah Palin answering the question "how are you?"

http://www.kieranhealy.org/files/misc/baconvsfries_2.jpg

District 14 voters have it right. I would take crispy, delicious bacon over fries every single time...

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Giant image is giant.

Arg!! I thought this thing was resized... it's mutated to epic proportions!

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Man, I wish there was audio in that one. What the heck caused that guy to kick someone's kid? Guess he won't be doing that anymore.

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Man, I wish there was audio in that one. What the heck caused that guy to kick someone's kid? Guess he won't be doing that anymore.

YouTube - Down Syndrome Guy Knocked Out For Hitting Small Child (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1LSyv2oDVg)

That youtube casts more light on it.

YouTube - Down Syndrome Guy Knocked Out For Hitting Small Child (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1LSyv2oDVg)

That youtube casts more light on it.

and heres the companion video: <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/glcQCFx1C3I&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/glcQCFx1C3I&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

YouTube - Down Syndrome Guy Knocked Out For Hitting Small Child (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1LSyv2oDVg)

That youtube casts more light on it.
Well at least the dad didn't overreact. Maybe the mom should have taken it even higher and stabbed that dad in the face for punching her kid.

VIOLENCE FTW

Would have been better to yell at the guy and check on his kid before launching a punch. If the kid appeared to really hurt (for instance started crying right at the kick) I probably would have launched into a more aggressive mode too. Not sure if I would knock him out though.

As for the other guy, even if your mentally impaired you need to know physical control, otherwise you are too dangerous to be allowed outside of the house or a mental institution. So there is no excuse for kicking a kid. If there is anyone at fault, it is the mother... if the kid was being a brat and it was annoying her child, she should have cooled the situation or told the father to take care of his kid.

If the little kid did nothing, then she needs to take better care of her kid and teach him not to do something stupid like that.

YouTube - Down Syndrome Guy Knocked Out For Hitting Small Child (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1LSyv2oDVg)

That youtube casts more light on it.

I find it mildly amusing that people are actually calling the guy with down syndrome a victim. I am sure that guy has every right to protect his son and reacted like any father should do when he's a grown person hit his child.

Would have been better to yell at the guy and check on his kid before launching a punch. If the kid appeared to really hurt (for instance started crying right at the kick) I probably would have launched into a more aggressive mode too. Not sure if I would knock him out though.

Are you serious? Yell at him first? I don't have kids but I'll be damned if someone puts their hands or feet on my child and they are a grown person.

As for the other guy, even if your mentally impaired you need to know physical control, otherwise you are too dangerous to be allowed outside of the house or a mental institution. So there is no excuse for kicking a kid. If there is anyone at fault, it is the mother... if the kid was being a brat and it was annoying her child, she should have cooled the situation or told the father to take care of his kid.

If the little kid did nothing, then she needs to take better care of her kid and teach him not to do something stupid like that.

I guess I could agree.

I'm not making any excuse for what the adult with Down syndrome did. He is responsible for his actions, despite whatever his handicap might be.

I just think it's unfortunate that the father took it to the level he did.

I'm not making any excuse for what the adult with Down syndrome did. He is responsible for his actions, despite whatever his handicap might be.

I just think it's unfortunate that the father took it to the level he did.

So if someone hits your son, your going to talk it out?

Maybe he was suggesting a firm push. This ain't Mike Tyson's Punch Out.

I don't blame the father for his reaction, I do not think I would react quite the same way.

It is very easy to escalate things and pretty much impossible to take things back once you do them... So I would see if there was a clear threat, the guy was away from my kid, unarmed, and I could clearly crush him at any moment before he could move an inch... in that case I would give him a fractional moment to calm his ass down. If I were to attack, it would purely be for vengeance... and I find that distasteful personally.

I would teach my kid to be strong and smart rather than just strong if I had the choice and ability.

Besides, having 'won' my share of fights before I was so smart, I know that generally it ends up worst off afterwards, usually in ways you can't guess. Like your opponent turning out to be retarded, or a cop seeing just one side of the fight, or really hurting the other guy more than you intended... all of that is just hassle and shame, something I don't want to bother with for mere vengeance.

If the situation can be controlled with words and calm actions, it should be. If you really can't tell whether it can be controlled, then err on the side of smashing heads.

EDIT: My personal level of action would probably be along the lines of "WTF are you doing." while getting between him and my kid, then demanding an apology to my kid. In this situation in hindsight you would expect the mom to jump in explaining her kid is messed up, and that he didn't mean it, in which case I'd feel glad I didn't knock out a retarded kid. If the kid really meant to mess with my kid, and was not retarded, he is either going to get really apologetic or he is going to run his ass out of there and really look like a piece of crap.

Another key factor is that I'm checking on my kid's state first, more worried about him than what happens to the other guy. If my kid is really hurt and an explanation doesn't come instantly, I'd probably be doing the exact same thing in the video. The only difference you would see is me stopping to check on my kid for two seconds first, which might be enough time to cool things down in this case.

I find it mildly amusing that people are actually calling the guy with down syndrome a victim. I am sure that guy has every right to protect his son and reacted like any father should do when he's a grown person hit his child.

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doesn't get it

I would teach my kid to be strong and smart rather than just strong if I had the choice and ability. Besides, having 'won' my share of fights before I was so smart, I know that generally it ends up worst off afterwards, usually in ways you can't guess. Like your opponent turning out to be retarded, or a cop seeing just one side of the fight, or really hurting the other guy more than you intended... all of that is just hassle and shame, something I don't want to bother with for mere vengeance.

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gets it

It looked like a glancing kick. The kid hardly reacts. I would say that a full punch to the face to a guy with Down's Syndrome is a bit of an overeaction...

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doesn't get it

Funny.

I'm sure the dad that punched the other guy had time to see he had down syndrome. :p He probably saw his kid get kicked and reacted.

Ok enough words. More images. :)

Ok enough words. More images. :)

OK!
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OH solid A+

I'm confused. What's cool about that pic?

I'm sure the dad that punched the other guy had time to see he had down syndrome. :p He probably saw his kid get kicked and reacted.

Ok enough words. More images. :)

Yep.

All of these perfect humans can slow time down, consult FOFC, meditate, take a deep breath, and then react calmly, all within less than a second.

I'm pretty much the most pacifistic person there is when I have more than a fraction of a second to process things, but in that case, I can see myself doing the same thing. Of course, if I had raised my kid poorly and expected him to do something like that, but still reacted the same way, I'd just be a douche with great reflexes.

I'm confused. What's cool about that pic?

It is a picture of the hottest girl on the planet (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=63983).

It is a picture of the hottest girl on the planet (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=63983).

Ah. I forgot about that.

I just read my comments from that thread. They still stand.

Ok, I have to say one more thing - If I had photoshop skills, I would do some type of Kelsey Grammer morph, because her giant melon is shaped like Frasier.

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Ok, I have to say one more thing - If I had photoshop skills, I would do some type of Kelsey Grammer morph, because her giant melon is shaped like Frasier.

You could've said Helen Hunt! No need to cross genders.

LOL @ God on Facebook

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...and I also turned white!

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LOL!!!

That eHarmony is gold.

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I don't get it.

I don't get it.

The blanks are not part of the 50, they are in the spindle to protect the real CDs.

Is it just me or is FAIL now the equivalent of 'Show Me the Money!!!'

Is it just me or is FAIL now the equivalent of 'Show Me the Money!!!'

Good analogy. Almost every picture with "FAIL" on it would be funnier without the "FAIL"

It must derive from some mix of someone's lonely need to make a mark (a literal, physical mark) in order to take faux ownership of something and feel a part of it. A bit of that special brand of blunt humorless cruelty inherent to the internet generation (not enough to post someone's failing. You need to do it with BIG RED LETTERS). And people just not being that subtle in their humor--and assuming that without a big FAIL!!!!!! on the image, no one would get it.

dola

Not, of course, referring to the posters here, who just post the images that come to them pre-failed.

The blanks are not part of the 50, they are in the spindle to protect the real CDs.

Oh. You can't tell from the pic that those are the clear plastic discs, not just normal blank cds.

dola

Not, of course, referring to the posters here, who just post the images that come to them pre-failed.

Whew. :D

Good analogy. Almost every picture with "FAIL" on it would be funnier without the "FAIL"

It must derive from some mix of someone's lonely need to make a mark (a literal, physical mark) in order to take faux ownership of something and feel a part of it. A bit of that special brand of blunt humorless cruelty inherent to the internet generation (not enough to post someone's failing. You need to do it with BIG RED LETTERS). And people just not being that subtle in their humor--and assuming that without a big FAIL!!!!!! on the image, no one would get it.

SUCCEED.

Good analogy. Almost every picture with "FAIL" on it would be funnier without the "FAIL"

It must derive from some mix of someone's lonely need to make a mark (a literal, physical mark) in order to take faux ownership of something and feel a part of it. A bit of that special brand of blunt humorless cruelty inherent to the internet generation (not enough to post someone's failing. You need to do it with BIG RED LETTERS). And people just not being that subtle in their humor--and assuming that without a big FAIL!!!!!! on the image, no one would get it.


I think in most cases the FAIL on the image is because it specifically comes from failblog.org. When seeing the images here in standalone fashion I would agree with you, but since that's the whole point of the website it makes more sense when visiting it, to me at least.

Good analogy. Almost every picture with "FAIL" on it would be funnier without the "FAIL"

It must derive from some mix of someone's lonely need to make a mark (a literal, physical mark) in order to take faux ownership of something and feel a part of it. A bit of that special brand of blunt humorless cruelty inherent to the internet generation (not enough to post someone's failing. You need to do it with BIG RED LETTERS). And people just not being that subtle in their humor--and assuming that without a big FAIL!!!!!! on the image, no one would get it.

Really this is just the Internet version of every annoying catch-phrase that people use. It is the print version of "git 'er done", or "here's your sign". Seemingly the catch-phrase makes anything more funny though its inclusion. At least that is the theory.

It is also the equivalent of a 6-year old hearing a joke that made them laugh and then trotting out every variation of the joke that leads to the same punch-line.

Worse than the 'fail' images are some forums where everyone is racing into the thread to be the first (or the 100th) person to post 'fail' to someones opening post, most the time without ever even reading anything but the title.

I think in most cases the FAIL on the image is because it specifically comes from failblog.org. When seeing the images here in standalone fashion I would agree with you, but since that's the whole point of the website it makes more sense when visiting it, to me at least.

Yep and free advertising for the site:

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-graffiti-wall-fail.jpg

Internet culture giveth and taketh away.

I like failblog.

I remember seeing it in the theater when it was out in 87'. We need to create some sort of support group...

I vote the support group is called PoD People

I like failblog.

I like it, too. I just think that it is funny in spite of, and not because of, all the "FAIL!"s

SUCCEED.
I am behind this burgeoning Internet phenomenon!

I am behind this burgeoning Internet phenomenon!

Note to Internet Phenomenon: do not let Subby get behind you.

Note to all: It's phenomenal if you like Subby burgeoning in your behind.

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How they ever expected that to end well is beyond me.

hahhahaha

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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:confused:

15 more rounded up by Cracked, not as good as the first 15 imo 15 MORE Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped | Cracked.com (http://www.cracked.com/article_16797_15-more-images-you-wont-believe-arent-photoshopped.html)

15 more rounded up by Cracked, not as good as the first 15 imo 15 MORE Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped | Cracked.com (http://www.cracked.com/article_16797_15-more-images-you-wont-believe-arent-photoshopped.html)

definitely not as good as the first but #4, the garbage art silhouette, is amazing to me.

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Pretty cool.

A 20-year-old model photographed as if she were 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, and 60 years old « Picdit (http://picdit.wordpress.com/2008/11/20/a-20-year-old-model-photographed-as-if-she-were-10-20-30-40-50-and-60-years-old/)

Hard to believe she came out of the coke stage so well.

I actually heard someone say "Oh, that is so fail," in conversation yesterday. I visibly winced.

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That one is pretty hilarious.

That one is pretty hilarious.

Looks like he held on to his beer, too. :)

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That's Filipino... and, yes, it is vaginal repair. Similar to penile enlargement ads.

Christ the King will repair your vagina!

That's Filipino... and, yes, it is vaginal repair. Similar to penile enlargement ads.

That just changes the funny from simply "lol vagina repair" to "Christ the King Maternity Clinic is the place offering that???"

dammit greyroofoo!

That just changes the funny from simply "lol vagina repair" to "Christ the King Maternity Clinic is the place offering that???"

Of course. Jesus doesn't like loose vaginas.

He was born of a virgin

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haha

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http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/thetastedoesthechild.jpg

BWAAAAHAAAAAhaaaa....

Um, wait. Does that say...

http://z.about.com/d/urbanlegends/1/0/G/n/snake_fishing.JPG

I have an extreme fear of snakes and my ex-roommate sent me that e-mail because she wants to ruin my weekend.

Done.

Yes, i see how a big green smiley could be scary...

It's working on my computer.. Odd..

It's working on my computer.. Odd..

+1

Wasn't working for me last night, but now I see it... sheesh! Wouldn't wanna meet that thing in a dark alley.

Wasn't working for me last night, but now I see it... sheesh! Wouldn't wanna meet that thing in a dark alley.

I saw a green smiley face last night. This morning I see a gigantic snake. Can I go back to the smiley face now?

That's what she said.

Its just a wee little snakey, kinda cute actually. You know, other than biting the face off that small deer.....

According to snopes, that huge python was not able to lift the wallaby out of the water after spending an hour trying.

According to snopes, that huge python was not able to lift the wallaby out of the water after spending an hour trying.

I am glad to hear that's a wallaby, I was assuming it was a full grown kangaroo which was making that snake like 70 feet long, in my imagination.

I would suspect that the python was 70 feet long. Its lower part extends off the screen.

...and that, my friends, is why I live in a cold climate.

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Nice.

I could watch that for hours...

It's like watching the guy getting hit with the cannonball in the stomach, but instead of a guy it is a girl and instead of the stomach it is breasts.

Mmmhmmmm Heidi.

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I can post pictures too!

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Critch that was funny.

I came across a really cool website. Not only check out these "Firsts" but also the links on the right.

World's Firsts - Oddee.com (http://www.oddee.com/item_96511.aspx)

Good stuff, Critch.

I wonder if that thread is still going.

More from the Oddee site. I am nuts about bridges but I have not kept up on some of the newer ones. Some of these blows my mind.

10 Most Amazing Bridges - Oddee.com (bridges, amazing bridges...) (http://www.oddee.com/item_96489.aspx)

Oh, that push up/Big Mac/Treadmill one was hilariously surreal. Where did you find that?

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I would suspect that the python was 70 feet long. Its lower part extends off the screen.
That would be something considering the world record is 32 feet.

Oh, that push up/Big Mac/Treadmill one was hilariously surreal. Where did you find that?

I found it on another board that had a "The thread for images so cool that they belong in this thread" thread.

I'm not a one board kinda guy.

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I love how this guy doesn't miss a beat and is immediately snapping pictures after the car whizzes by him.

I love how this guy doesn't miss a beat and is immediately snapping pictures after the car whizzes by him.

Yeah, he was pretty cool. Just like me when I'm with a lady and she pulls out her huge dictionary. Wait I'm better with numbers, I would probably freak out.

Yeah, he was pretty cool. Just like me when I'm with a lady and she pulls out her huge dictionary. Wait I'm better with numbers, I would probably freak out.

You're only reading this because I saw that you had the last post in this thread.

That would be something considering the world record is 32 feet.

Really? That seems low.

Edit: I did look it up and it appears the record is almost 15 meters. I guess I was recalling an old photo from my childhood (from Guiness?) that showed 15-20 men in a line holding a very, very long snake (which, come to think of it, could only be 40 feet or so). Nevermind.

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There are many Waverly in the US. But this one got be in WV, right? :)

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Not me, man...

Great, I won't be able to sleep tonight.

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awesome.

Rupaul promotioin for her new show...


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Which only makes sense until you realize RuPaul is 6'7".

Bizarre Mugshots

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Anna Clifford: erratic driving. I wonder if her stylist was also booked for erraticness?

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Matthew Gibeault: Possession of Drug Paraphernalia. Ya think so?

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Denise Dean: multitude of charges. I think Noop could think of a few more.

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Elijah Payne: Assault with a Deadly Weapon and Kidnapping. Ummm...I am thankful I live in a relatively safe place?

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Trevor Newbauer: Disorderly Conduct. LOL...can't think of anything snide, just laughing too hard.

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Robert McDonald: Theft. With those puppydog eyes??

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We finally get a picture of HA.

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Elaine Vengen: Trespassing. Do NOT want.

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Rosa Judith Vazquez: Battery and Criminal Mischief. She probably can kick your ass and my ass...at the same time.

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Dion Milam: Murder. This scared the shit out of me. Please, tell me he's locked away...forever?

good god can you imagine getting that neck tattoo on that last guy?

I wonder if he had to get that tattoo at Wal-Mart

A little more about Mr. Milam. Has to be the scariest mug shot I've ever seen.

http://www.modbee.com/local/story/110874.html

you can get arrested for erratic driving?!

oh and that last guy is seriously the scariest dude I've ever seen. I will have nightmares tonight.

The fourth dude looks like a fucking zombie...

Why is my name on one of them Bucc? I am confused.

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Awesome :D

SI

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Holy moly.

Do I need to make that non-inline, mods? Wasn't sure. I never remember which boards I go to won't like these types of things.

Do I need to make that non-inline, mods? Wasn't sure. I never remember which boards I go to won't like these types of things.

Probably be best to make it not inline.

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Hehe

Another great one!

Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck!

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Honestly, looks like the image has been retouched. And not like Playboy retouched but exaggerated to non-realistic proportions (not that no one can have them but it looks unnatural and the pic looks a little fuzzy).

SI

I've seen other pictures of her. There is no exaggeration in that picture.

I've seen other pictures of her. There is no exaggeration in that picture.

Who is "her" anyways?

SI

Wish I knew a name. :(

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This is, btw, NOT photoshopped

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don't touch the servers!

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:lol:

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/tk

ROTFLMAO!!

Can you imagine thinking you saw a baby in the trash can, but just leaving it there until the police showed up? Oh lordy.

Can you imagine thinking you saw a baby in the trash can, but just leaving it there until the police showed up? Oh lordy.

Even worse would be the fact that the whole time you're waiting you'd be thinking, "Man, that baby smells DELICIOUS!"

'Course somewhere near that WalMart some dude with a TacoBell bag is in for a treat.

I don't want to live in a world where someone throws away a perfectly good burrito

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That's why I don't use condoms.

Wish I knew a name. :(

I believe you are still required under the terms of your man-card to tell us where we might be able to find more pictures of her. :)

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Even worse would be the fact that the whole time you're waiting you'd be thinking, "Man, that baby smells DELICIOUS!"

I laughed until it hurt! Would read again.

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/tk

Mountain View, and especially Atherton, are legendary for idiocy in the local police blotters:

WEDNESDAY

Stockbridge Avenue and Selby Lane, 9:33 a.m.: A black limousine reportedly cut off a gold Lexus and was travelling at 65 mph on Stockbridge, but police were unable to locate the vehicle.

First block Serrano Drive, 10:36 a.m.: A resident complained about a suspicious Chevy pickup parked in the street with a lawn mower: it turned out to be that of a legitimate gardener.

dannyman.toldme.com : Atherton Police Blotter (http://dannyman.toldme.com/2003/02/10/atherton-police-blotter/)

Atherton
Noise Complaint - A resident of Orchard Hills Street who reported the sound of a large diesel truck about 9:15 p.m. Monday was informed that the noise belonged to a fire engine across the street that was responding to a call.

Atherton:

Suspicious Circumstances - an item observed hanging from a mailbox looked like a red purse, but turned out to be a make-up bag.

Suspicious Juveniles - Three juveniles were fishing at Bear Gulch Reservoir and turned over to their parents.

Atherton

Errant Balls - A resident of Selby Lane came close to being hit in the head by one of four balls that had flown over her fence about 6 p.m. Friday during a lacrosse game.

Atherton

Parking Problem - the driver of a red 2000 Jaguar that was taking up two parking spaces on the 100 block of Watkins Avenue agreed to move it over

Suspicious Persons - two men who were wearing ropes and scaling walls at Marsh and Middlefield roads about 3 p.m. Thursday turned out to be tree trimmers

Suspicious Person - a person with a flashlight observed in the window of a dark cottage on Serrano Drive about 11 p.m. Wednesday was the victim of a power outage.

Atherton

Petty Theft - a man in a rusty orange Dodge Dakota stood on the top of his truck to reach and remove fruit from a tree on the 200 block of Austin Avenue.

Noise Complaint - About 10 a.m. Saturday on Caroline Lane, a man who was building a tree fort for his son was making too much noise to suit a neighbor


and just for posterity, here is one days police blotter from Atherton as well as surrouding suburbs:

Palo Alto

Vandalism - vehicle sprayed with silver paint

Grand Theft - purse stolen

Petty Theft - two headlights removed from an airplane

Mountain View

Grand Theft - tools from the bed of a truck

Los Altos

Disturbance - someone pounding on outside wall

Loose Animals - leash law violations

"Just Drive" - an intoxicated passenger in a Yellow Cab was unable to tell the driver where he lived

Menlo Park

Vandalism - obscenities sprayed on woman's vehicle

Redwood City

Vandalism - someone seen scratching multiple cars with a key

Residential Burglary - television, DVD, microwave, cordless phone, sewing machine

Atherton

Non-Violation - About noon Sunday, someone complained about a house painter who was working on the weekend

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The shoe-throwing thing is never going to get old (with all of its permutations).

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haha

A message from the shoe thrower.

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Not all that cool or anything but I just don't get it. Why the hell wouldn't you just go get the damn King of Diamonds out of the deck instead of photoshopping a Jack of Diamonds?

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I believe you are still required under the terms of your man-card to tell us where we might be able to find more pictures of her. :)

Anna Song. Be careful with this knowledge.

I believe you are still required under the terms of your man-card to tell us where we might be able to find more pictures of her. :)

Anna Song. Be careful with this knowledge.

Thanks, Cam, for getting us the results we all wanted. Thanks, MJ4H, for responding.

Well done.

Anna Song. Be careful with this knowledge.
The politician?!!??

No.

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How did I miss this one!!!!!

Nice hat.

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:D

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google knows everything