http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2011/01/DOMINOS-PIZZA-COMPLAINT.jpg

Very nice MJ4H.

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Stuff like this keeps me coming to this thread. This is fabulous.

Indeed... just brilliant!

Someone really needs to make a Microsoft Word template or something for that Lionel Richie pic. I would post them all over my office. I guess I could make the template myself, but that wouldn't be quite as much fun.

Someone really needs to make a Microsoft Word template or something for that Lionel Richie pic. I would post them all over my office. I guess I could make the template myself, but that wouldn't be quite as much fun.

Yeah I agree. I want to actually post these somewhere.

Someone really needs to make a Microsoft Word template or something for that Lionel Richie pic. I would post them all over my office. I guess I could make the template myself, but that wouldn't be quite as much fun.

http://i.imgur.com/L9KpH.jpg

edit: top

http://i.imgur.com/D68Hq.jpg

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//

I want to make fudge pops with Ronnie Dobbs2.

Edit: By the way, that means thanks.

How do you print that pic out so that it is 8.5 x 11, and not 8000 x 11000?

How do you print that pic out so that it is 8.5 x 11, and not 8000 x 11000?

Save the picture and resize it?

Scale to fit on one page? A number of different ways to do it.

I was trying to print it from the net. Tried scale to fit and it still printed wall-size.

Guess I'll have to save it and mess with it offline.

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I was trying to print it from the net. Tried scale to fit and it still printed wall-size.
You say this like it's a bad thing.

It is when you don't have a wallpaper printer.

Look what I just got in the mail. I didn't have to buy season tickets or anything!

It is when you don't have a wallpaper printer.

You don't have a wallpaper printer? Get with the times, man, it's 2011.

It is when you don't have a wallpaper printer.
Then you should get one. Why are you making this difficult?

Look what I just got in the mail. I didn't have to buy season tickets or anything!
I will fight you.

I will fight you.

I'll send you a San Jose Saber Cats shirt.

I'll send you a San Jose Saber Cats shirt.
I attended a game between the VooDoo and SaberCats in New Orleans on February 13, 2005. The VooDoo won 62-61. San Jose had a chance to win the game, but Dan Frantz missed a field goal as time expired. It was a great game.

I remember that game! Kathy Griffin was the halftime excretainment, wasn't she?

I attended a game between the VooDoo and SaberCats in New Orleans on February 13, 2005. The VooDoo won 62-61. San Jose had a chance to win the game, but Dan Frantz missed a field goal as time expired. It was a great game.

Sounds like it was a great game. Say hello to the 'Cats for me when they come to town.

I remember that game! Kathy Griffin was the halftime excretainment, wasn't she?
WHY DO YOU SAY THINGS THAT YOU KNOW WILL HURT ME
Sounds like it was a great game. Say hello to the 'Cats for me when they come to town.
I'll do that. I may kiss them also, but I won't tell them that the kiss came from you.

Well, I might.

Edit: Actually, I'm pretty sure I will tell them that the kiss came from you.

By the way, sorry for crapping all over your masturbation thread, guys.

I'll do that. I may kiss them also, but I won't tell them that the kiss came from you.

Well, I might.

Edit: Actually, I'm pretty sure I will tell them that the kiss came from you.

They've had worse.

By the way, sorry for crapping all over your masturbation thread, guys.

Oh, you do that, too?

Kinky

LOL!

33% Thinner. So evil. So tasty.

http://i.imgur.com/R48nJ.png

Subtle.

That looks familiar, but I can't remember who it's supposed to be.

space ghost

Yes! Thank you.

http://efreephoto.com/pictures/6058048084d712c1ecd37a.gif

http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/infocus/antarctica0304/s_a47_ONWALKER.jpg

46 More cool Antarctica pics:

http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2011/03/recent-scenes-from-antarctica/100019/

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/gtfothisismytroughp1.gif

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/3e1230b7-4e40-4b79-9bca-3b5be9b4314c.jpg

Not sure how safe this one is so

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/black-coffee.jpg

http://www.twobitnews.com/files/diora_baird2.jpg

http://www.twobitnews.com/files/diora_baird.jpg

http://o.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/19420/onionmagazine_web_4709_redo_jpg_445x1000_upscale_q85.jpg

zork image

Ahhh.. I've still got this in my games collection:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c6/The_Lost_Treasures_of_Infocom.jpg

Good times !

...fucking nerds...

...fucking nerds...
...says the guy on the message board for a football text simulation game.

http://uploadeasy.net/upload/jiugi.jpg

...fucking nerds...

I do not understand "fucking nerds"

This is pretty epic if you ask me...

...fucking nerds...

You want to have sex with mckerney and riz?

A letter from Dr. Dre to his then girlfriend now wife Nicole Threatt and X-wife of NBA player Sedale Threatt.
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh3wv32UGS1qzleu4o1_500.jpg

A letter from Dr. Dre to his then girlfriend now wife Nicole Threatt and X-wife of NBA player Sedale Threatt.
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh3wv32UGS1qzleu4o1_500.jpg

...

Yay for Cracked.com

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This is pretty epic if you ask me...

Not this epic.

http://img.youtube.com/vi/wYi24D9lHqc/0.jpg

or this epic

http://www.dissonantbeets.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/windmill_beard.jpg

http://www.411mania.com/siteimages/rockops_92994.jpg

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le7dxsoTlD1qdmb7jo1_500.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/8tyGp.png

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...

I would lick the fake sweat off of her.

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I watched a clip of it and went, "You know, she looks kind of ah brain bleach brain bleach!!! :lol:

http://www.thisisnotporn.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Sophia-Loren-and-Jayne-Mansfield.jpg

http://www.thisisnotporn.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Bill-Clinton-and-Hillary-Clinton.jpg

http://www.thisisnotporn.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Prince-2.jpg

http://www.thisisnotporn.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Martin-Luther-King-playing-pool-1966.jpg

http://www.thisisnotporn.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Ozzy-Osbourne-feeding-the-pigeons-in-Glasgows-George-Square-1982.jpg

I have been getting them from here.

This is not porn - Rare and beautiful celebrity photos (http://www.thisisnotporn.net/)

http://www.thisisnotporn.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Bill-Clinton-and-Hillary-Clinton.jpg
Took me a minute to figure this one out. That's quite a beard Bill...

Thanks for the link Matthean...

Dumb I know, but it still made me lol...

Dumb I know, but it still made me lol...

I'm embarrassed that it took me a minute to get it, but I lol'd.

I'm embarrassed that it took me a minute to get it, but I lol'd.

+1

SI

If only this thread was good for our health...

Jimmy Clausen = claretonmyshirt?!?!?!

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My Lilttle Mary

http://i.imgur.com/0RyuA.png

:D

SI

3.41 x 1,3019234 divided by 12347 x 8 + your age - 1804351 x 235-135425 squaredx 10 to the fifth power + 1- 1243818723847.

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Worlds hardest riddle

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?

Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen?

I was going to guess tiger blood.

I was going to guess tiger blood.

Or a Tiger mom?

Worlds hardest riddle

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?

A hint:

work related.

pressure?

A hint:

work related.

It's time.... duh.

A hint:

work related.

SOP manuals?

The answer is "No."

I really don't get that riddle. Pressure? Really? Oh well.

Probably about 20 answers out there you could shoehorn into it.

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http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/rx-ex.jpg
(http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/rx-ex.jpg)

lots of words lately...

The facebook and auto complete ones are funny but you have to look at them as fiction

Best slippers ever??

In honor of March Madness starting soon...

Gotta question the accuracy of pissing from the 3-point line.

On the other hand you don't wanna see anyone dunk it.

I'm assuming dunking after a low-post pass would require some sort of reverse-squat maneuver. And the thought of a low-post pass itself is rather disgusting, now that I think about it...

Edit: And then there's the old pick-and-roll...

Forget I said anything...

I'm gonna sky hook that bitch!

/thread

:D

Hey! The signs rhyme!

SI

D&D Alignment Guide to the Muppets

2546

The facebook and auto complete ones are funny but you have to look at them as fiction

I know they are fiction, but having had a smart phone for a couple of weeks now, I can vouch that some of these auto correct things are definitely possible.

I was trying to explain to my wife that I thought our son's stomach illness could have been because he drank from an old sippie. Instead, it came out that he "did an old hippie". A few days later I sent a text and told my wife "get away" Can't remember what I was trying to say, but it would have been fine had I not been out with friends for the evening. She didn't text me the rest of the night and I didn't figure it out till the next morning.

How do these autocorrect things happen to people all the time? Don't people read what they're about to send before they hit the "send" button?

http://www.iphoneblog.de/wp-content/myfotos/mac-chick-of-the-mounth-iphone.png

How do these autocorrect things happen to people all the time? Don't people read what they're about to send before they hit the "send" button?

+1

Don't you actually read it before sending it? You don't go around assuming that email to your boss didn't say "I hope you had wonderful goat sex" before sending it

SI

+2

-1

I dont have time to proofread and spellcheck my text messages, nor am I a retired 70 year old sitting around all day flipping thru Readers Digest. My time is limited so consider yourself lucky that Im replying at all.

Also, this isnt my college thesis paper. Its a goddam text message.

http://www.dealerrefresh.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/nerd-46422.jpg

I rarely proof what I'm sending, although after the two that went to my wife that were odd, I definitely double check all the ones that go to the babysitter. Last thing I need is a text to her suggesting sex or anything.

The only thing that could be possibly worse...

I've had an issue (posted in the Android thread) where randomly a few times, I've had messages sent to the wrong people.

Scenario-

Receive message from A. I reply to A. A replies, I reply to A.
New message from B. Click reply in the message just received from B. Reply

When I look back at sent messages, in the folder it shows as going to B, however, when I open, it actually was sent to A.

Luckily nothing too embarrassing so far. Last week, wife sent a message about directions to somewhere. I had earlier received a message from someone at work.

10 minutes later get a reply from girl at work "Why are you sending me directions?"

Moral of the story, I've started proofing a little more.

And when sending something I want to be sure gets to the right person, I start a brand new message

Best slippers ever??

I'd love to give these to a friend of mine. Is there a website for this greatness?

-1

I dont have time to proofread and spellcheck my text messages, nor am I a retired 70 year old sitting around all day flipping thru Readers Digest. My time is limited so consider yourself lucky that Im replying at all.

Also, this isnt my college thesis paper. Its a goddam text message.

http://www.dealerrefresh.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/nerd-46422.jpg

Well, it's like 10s to check over a message that too, you know, 10 seconds to type

Then again, Pumpy wins the argument with the better picture :D

SI

I'm not exactly a txt monster, but these days it's basically like instant messaging. I don't check every line in an ongoing conversation with a friend.

If it's business that's a little different, I rarely txt for business though beyond "I'm going to be late".

The only thing that could be possibly worse...

I've had an issue (posted in the Android thread) where randomly a few times, I've had messages sent to the wrong people.

Scenario-

Receive message from A. I reply to A. A replies, I reply to A.
New message from B. Click reply in the message just received from B. Reply

When I look back at sent messages, in the folder it shows as going to B, however, when I open, it actually was sent to A.

Luckily nothing too embarrassing so far. Last week, wife sent a message about directions to somewhere. I had earlier received a message from someone at work.

10 minutes later get a reply from girl at work "Why are you sending me directions?"

Moral of the story, I've started proofing a little more.

And when sending something I want to be sure gets to the right person, I start a brand new message

This is a well published and acknowledged Android bug. I can't believe they haven't fix it yet.

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The idiot behind the wheel has got to have it in gear

I luv that video. It makes the rounds every year when the snow starts flying, and was filmed about 3 miles from where I sit, in Portland.

This being Oregon, we rarely get that much snow, so people (obviously) don't have a clue how to drive in it. The bigger problem (perhaps less obvious) regardless of individual drivers, is that the city itself doesn't know how to prepare for it...we don't salt roads for environmental reasons, and they might plow and gravel a handful the main roads, but that's about it. Unlike 'real' snow states, the temperature never gets too low, and usually just hovers around freezing, making the snow melt, than refreeze repeatedly, as an inch or two of solid ice, with maybe a resprinkling of snow on top...deadly shit. Lastly, it's not entirely obvious from this dude's balcony, but that is one of the steepest hills in town.

....absolutely none of which explains why half-a-dozen dimwits are out there driving around like mental patients let loose in a bumper car lot, but God bless 'em for it.

I'd love to give these to a friend of mine. Is there a website for this greatness?

Unfortunately those things look pretty home-made, and I only pulled the picture off of The Chive, so I have no idea if the things are actually for sale somewhere or not. Sounds like a good test for one's Google-fu.

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Maybe it's just because I don't live in an area where there is snow, but what makes people so fucking stupid that they are even attempting to drive in this shit? Not to mention there is no reason a fucking insurance company should even cover these people for their complete lack of common sense and negligence.

Maybe it's just because I don't live in an area where there is snow, but what makes people so fucking stupid that they are even attempting to drive in this shit? Not to mention there is no reason a fucking insurance company should even cover these people for their complete lack of common sense and negligence.

I'm with you on that. I have lived in area like that and all it took was one time for me to realize that you don't stop when you apply the brakes on ice. Luckily for me, I was close enough to work where I could just walk. Took 45 minutes, but, was worth it in my opinion.

They cover it because thats what the fees are paid for. To Cover automobile accidents. If its your fault, negligent or otherwise, your insurance pays the claims. If its someone elses, theirs does.

This is how the universe works Dangarion, thank you for catching up ;)

As for not living in it, thats really irrelevant. Just imagine you're sitting at work and walk out to go home to find an ice storm has hit. Do you sit your ass at work or do you try to get home as safely as you can? Do you walk? perhaps you live 20 miles out of town? Public transit it and get the car tomorrow? Many times Buses will stop running in the same conditions.

The fact is this stuff happens, for the most part, because people simply need to get home before it gets worse or before they freeze to death waiting =)

They cover it because thats what the fees are paid for. To Cover automobile accidents. If its your fault, negligent or otherwise, your insurance pays the claims. If its someone elses, theirs does.

This is how the universe works Dangarion, thank you for catching up ;)

As for not living in it, thats really irrelevant. Just imagine you're sitting at work and walk out to go home to find an ice storm has hit. Do you sit your ass at work or do you try to get home as safely as you can? Do you walk? perhaps you live 20 miles out of town? Public transit it and get the car tomorrow? Many times Buses will stop running in the same conditions.

The fact is this stuff happens, for the most part, because people simply need to get home before it gets worse or before they freeze to death waiting =)

And we wonder why insurance is such a fucking joke.

This video is NOT inductive of "safely as you can".

Maybe it's just because I don't live in an area where there is snow, but what makes people so fucking stupid that they are even attempting to drive in this shit? Not to mention there is no reason a fucking insurance company should even cover these people for their complete lack of common sense and negligence.
A few comments:

- There are no shortage of idiots in the PNW that don't understand the fundamentals of driving in snow, that just because you have an AWD/4WD SUV or Subaru wagon and can get traction to move forward in snow, you don't stop any better, and once you lose traction, you are toast if you are going downhill

- While the driver definitely bears some responsibility for attempting to drive down a steep hill in snow, there is also some responsibility on the city for blocking off such streets when they are unplowed and dangerous; I know this was filmed the day of a big snowfall when people were commuting home from work, so there were more people than usual that were out in the snow trying to get home - far less people were on the road the next day

I have AWD and a setting for hill grades (which essentially has the car crawl very slowly, thus minimizing the chances of losing traction and thereby losing control of the car), but I would be extremely reluctant to go down a steep hill in those conditions, and would instead figure out alternate routes or park my car on a flat area and walk the rest of the way.

http://i.imgur.com/SktEW.gif

http://i.imgur.com/SktEW.gif


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Maybe it's just because I don't live in an area where there is snow, but what makes people so fucking stupid that they are even attempting to drive in this shit? Not to mention there is no reason a fucking insurance company should even cover these people for their complete lack of common sense and negligence.


Generally it's not that difficult to drive in unplowed snowy conditions as long as you are careful(rear wheeled drive sports cars aside).

Pure ice like this? Forget about it, but it's relatively rare and can catch you by surprise. Wouldn't be shocked to find out that only that spot was that bad and it was fine elsewhere.

-1

I dont have time to proofread and spellcheck my text messages, nor am I a retired 70 year old sitting around all day flipping thru Readers Digest. My time is limited so consider yourself lucky that Im replying at all.

Also, this isnt my college thesis paper. Its a goddam text message.

http://www.dealerrefresh.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/nerd-46422.jpg
Fine, then. I hope you send a family member a text message saying that you want to sodomize his/her butt with a razor blade attached to your penis when you really meant to say something about helping them balance their checkbooks with your brand new fountain pen.

And I hope you get cut out of their will.

And I hope the message gets forwarded to everyone you've ever worked with.

And to your old high school.

And I hope you go to jail over it.

Let's see you post that picture again when you're trying to retrieve someone else's razor blade from a place that only customs men dare to probe.

I hope the extra few seconds were worth it.

We need to lighten things up around here a little bit, methinks...

Fine, then. I hope you send a family member a text message saying that you want to sodomize his/her butt with a razor blade attached to your penis when you really meant to say something about helping them balance their checkbooks with your brand new fountain pen.

And I hope you get cut out of their will.

And I hope the message gets forwarded to everyone you've ever worked with.

And to your old high school.

And I hope you go to jail over it.

Let's see you post that picture again when you're trying to retrieve someone else's razor blade from a place that only customs men dare to probe.

I hope the extra few seconds were worth it.

dfd

So much for doctor-patient confidentiality. He said no one would find out about my 'Urkle as Pennywise' fears.

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Maybe it's just because I don't live in an area where there is snow, but what makes people so fucking stupid that they are even attempting to drive in this shit? Not to mention there is no reason a fucking insurance company should even cover these people for their complete lack of common sense and negligence.

It's not just you.. after seeing the first idiot bounce off cars like a pinball, my car isn't leaving until the roads have been cleared.

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One does not simply quack into Mordor.

That is, of course, the famous Running of the Ducks

SI

I call fowl on that video.

dfd

I used to live in the same condo building as Urkel. No lie. I met him. Corner of Ocean and San Vicente in Santa Monica.

The Rock also lived in that building; my ex-wife got to meet him.

You tell me who got the better end of that deal.

Your ex?

.

And we wonder why insurance is such a fucking joke.


Until you get plowed into by someone who doesn't have any...

One does not simply quack into Mordor.

You can't see it, but at the head of that line is a female duck hauling ass and going "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!"

Until you get plowed into by someone who doesn't have any...

Uninsured Motorist Coverage FTW! I think it's mandatory here in CA. I got nailed by someone who didn't have insurance once, and my insurance company took care of it and had my car fixed within 2 weeks.

Uninsured Motorist Coverage FTW! I think it's mandatory here in CA. I got nailed by someone who didn't have insurance once, and my insurance company took care of it and had my car fixed within 2 weeks.

I'm rather aggravated that I have to pay a significant amount extra for my insurance because a sizable number of people refuse to follow the law and carry insurance.

I'm rather aggravated that I have to pay a significant amount extra for my insurance because a sizable number of people refuse to follow the law and carry insurance.

I suggest leaving the state of California which is one of the higher % of uninsured drivers. Recent numbers have as many as 1 in 4 are uninsured in Florida.

Less talky, more picy...

Maybe it's just because I don't live in an area where there is snow, but what makes people so fucking stupid that they are even attempting to drive in this shit? Not to mention there is no reason a fucking insurance company should even cover these people for their complete lack of common sense and negligence.

They cover it because thats what the fees are paid for. To Cover automobile accidents. If its your fault, negligent or otherwise, your insurance pays the claims. If its someone elses, theirs does.

This is how the universe works Dangarion, thank you for catching up ;)

As for not living in it, thats really irrelevant. Just imagine you're sitting at work and walk out to go home to find an ice storm has hit. Do you sit your ass at work or do you try to get home as safely as you can? Do you walk? perhaps you live 20 miles out of town? Public transit it and get the car tomorrow? Many times Buses will stop running in the same conditions.

The fact is this stuff happens, for the most part, because people simply need to get home before it gets worse or before they freeze to death waiting =)

Until you get plowed into by someone who doesn't have any...

Uninsured Motorist Coverage FTW! I think it's mandatory here in CA. I got nailed by someone who didn't have insurance once, and my insurance company took care of it and had my car fixed within 2 weeks.

I'm rather aggravated that I have to pay a significant amount extra for my insurance because a sizable number of people refuse to follow the law and carry insurance.

I suggest leaving the state of California which is one of the higher % of uninsured drivers. Recent numbers have as many as 1 in 4 are uninsured in Florida.

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The thread for images so cool that they belong in this thread (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?p=2440029#post2440029)

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Go start your own goddamn thread for insurance talk.

Amen...

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Go start your own goddamn thread for insurance talk.

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Nerd alert.

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A few comments:
- There are no shortage of idiots in the PNW that don't understand the fundamentals of driving in snow, that just because you have an AWD/4WD SUV or Subaru wagon and can get traction to move forward in snow, you don't stop any better, and once you lose traction, you are toast if you are going downhill


AMEN! Every year when we get ice and snowin the Seattle/Tacoma area this happens.

Lucky enough to work from home when I want, so I can avoid it.

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Uninsured Motorist Coverage FTW! I think it's mandatory here in CA. I got nailed by someone who didn't have insurance once, and my insurance company took care of it and had my car fixed within 2 weeks.

Which is why insurance isn't a fucking joke

It's a joke how much it's costing me in MA.


/grumble

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- There are no shortage of idiots in the PNW that don't understand the fundamentals of driving in snow, that just because you have an AWD/4WD SUV or Subaru wagon and can get traction to move forward in snow, you don't stop any better, and once you lose traction, you are toast if you are going downhill


Not to mention the people that drive around in their 2WD Kia Sportage thinking they're safe to drive however they want in the snow because it's a SUV.

Which is why insurance isn't a fucking joke

The amounts we pay nowadays is though...

The amounts we pay nowadays is though...

Drive a 92 Fiesta then :)

Someone at ESPN is an snl celebrity jeopardy fan,

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Wow ESPN, wow. Awesome.

http://i.imgur.com/fReaw.jpg

Like how the bracket has the presidential seal on it. Shouldn't he be governing, or worrying about Libya or Japan, or playing golf? Speaking of recreation...

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And for something completely different....

http://www.greatfunnypictures.com/pictures/4435-Great-Water-Slide.jpg

from the chive, but love this one:

http://i.imgur.com/IlHrO.png

MJ4H it took me a second read to get it but that comic is spectacular.

Like how the bracket has the presidential seal on it. Shouldn't he be governing, or worrying about Libya or Japan, or playing golf?



Being president is a 24/7 job. I have no problem with any president taking some time to do something that they enjoy, whether it be golf, shuffleboard, walking their dog, or doing the brackets.

Being president is a 24/7 job. I have no problem with any president taking some time to do something that they enjoy, whether it be golf, shuffleboard, walking their dog, or doing the brackets.

I'd say having interests and taking part in them is a GREAT thing for anyone's mental health. And I'd say mental health is pretty important for the person running the country.

Point out the Obama thing for pretty little me.

His PENIS mighty!

Seriously, if you do not get "The Pen Is Mighty" point of the ESPN photo, then you need to get the fuck out of this thread.

...or if you talk about insurance crap without posting a photo.

This thread is for photos dammit!

Seriously, if you do not get "The Pen Is Mighty" point of the ESPN photo, then you need to get the fuck out of this thread.

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...or if you talk about insurance crap without posting a photo.

This thread is for photos dammit!

Oh the irony...

Looks like he's got a bad motivator.

Just got back from doing the Kessel Run.

...or if you talk about insurance crap without posting a photo.

This thread is for photos dammit!

dsfd

ssss

After the last few posts, I'm very happy to finally give this thread my personal:

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After the last few posts, I'm very happy to finally give this thread my personal:

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^ That's one of the funniest pictures I've ever seen.

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More pest control

BS, but still funny...

HAHA!

Gilbert Gottfried is writing articles for CNN. (the article is still up)

sdfds

dsssd

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wtf

I broke mine.

I broke mine.

I made the strap too tight on mine and wound up with a 12 pack. :(

I made the strap too tight on mine and wound up with a 12 pack. :(

I thought the ladies liked a half case on men?

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The amounts we pay nowadays is though...

Blame all the uninsured douchebags who are getting into accidents and all the schmucks who hit and run.

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Sony Nextep Computer Concept for 2020 by Hiromi Kiriki » Yanko Design (http://www.yankodesign.com/2010/05/25/in-2020-we-can-wear-sony-computers-on-our-wrist/)

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I'm just dorky enough to really dig that keyboard/wristband.

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Those are awesome.

Those are great

I don't get the Apple one, because an iMac does not equal an iPad.

I could be wrong, but, I think it's comparing their sizes and some of the features. iPad has more storage (by 2 gig), more RAM and a faster processor?

That's actually an iPhone 4, not an iPad. And Jedi's right about the rest, showing the advancement of technology.

The display seems off, no?

iCould be wrong, but, iThink it's comparing their sizes and some of the features. iPad has more storage (by 2 gig), more RAM and a faster processor?

Fixed for you.

I don't get the Apple one, because an iMac does not equal an iPad.

Someone did make a image that was equivalent but I liked the other one a bit more

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Woohoo, FOUR USB ports!!!!!

That's actually an iPhone 4, not an iPad. And Jedi's right about the rest, showing the advancement of technology.

But wouldn't that mean that the iMac was an advancement of technology...? (laugh).

I'm not sure if it's totally fair to compare the 56k modem of the first with whatever the second has. Even the PC I bought in 2001 had an ethernet card for high speed (as well as a 56k port). I remember buying it to play EverQuest, which I started playing right before 9/11.

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:O
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Hmm.... she's going to be mad at me for letting this leak to the internet.

Fixed for you.

Haha! Yes, thank you for the correction.

Hmm.... she's going to be mad at me for letting this leak to the internet.

Yeah, because you broke into her house and stole it you pervert.

Sorry, I'm just jealous. :)

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jesus. even there she's a terrible actress.

Tell that to the smear marks on my monitor.

Woohoo, FOUR USB ports!!!!!

srsly...I can't believe people lived on only two USB ports back in the day! And those are 1.0 vs. 2.0 for the new one -- that's EIGHT universes more bus!

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Haha! Nice HB.

The Eye of Wuerch

Awesome DataKing

jesus. even there she's a terrible actress.

Fantasising. You're doing it wrong.

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my god i could watch her run all day. In fact I think I may do just that.

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Probably related to this guy:

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Aw hell, who am I kidding? They're all related to each other.

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/181177-1/High_jump_Failwin.gif

Ah, her boobs were on the down bounce and seems to have caused her to not clear the pole...

All I see is a red x.

She needs to strap those things up or next time she'll be tripping over them.

She needs to strap those things up or next time she'll be tripping over them.

I'd be more than happy to hold them for her.

I'd be more than happy to hold them for her.

Ditto. :thumbsup:

Ditto. :thumbsup:

Just trying to do my part to make this a better world. :)

Reminds me of my days running track.

Reminds me of my days running track.

Are your boobs still as perky?

Are your boobs still as perky?

Dude, you are killing me today.... :D

Dude, you are killing me today.... :D

From one Padres fan to another...you're welcome. :)

All I see is a red x.

She needs to strap those things up or next time she'll be tripping over them.

I'd be more than happy to hold them for her.

Ditto. :thumbsup:

Just trying to do my part to make this a better world. :)

Reminds me of my days running track.

Are your boobs still as perky?

Dude, you are killing me today.... :D

From one Padres fan to another...you're welcome. :)

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