Coach JDizL's Panhandle Pythons

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Coach JDizL's Panhandle Pythons

Difficulty: All-Pro
Quarters: 8 Minute Qtrs.
Acc. Clock: On
Rosters: Modified Original Rosters

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Pythons 2008 Roster

QB
Ralph Nixon
75 OVR - 75 THP / 85 THA / 50 SPD / 60 CAR / 85 AWR / 70 INJ

Marques Tuiasosopo
72 OVR - 84 THP / 78 THA / 71 SPD / 67 CAR / 60 AWR / 83 INJ

HB
J.D. Frazier
80 OVR - 92 SPD / 74 CTH / 77 CAR / 75 BTK / 92 AGI / 94 ACC

A.R. Boatang
78 OVR - 97 SPD / 65 CTH / 66 CAR / 85 BTK / 82 AGI / 95 ACC

Justise Hairston
73 OVR - 87 SPD / 60 CTH / 70 CAR / 84 BTK / 84 AGI / 86 ACC

FB
Patrick Roth
80 OVR - 87 SPD / 70 CTH / 80 CAR / 75 BTK / 54 RBK / 63 PBK

WR
Blake Kolumber
80 OVR - 92 SPD / 79 CTH / 90 AGI / 91 ACC / 68 AWR / 88 JMP

Krulmichael
80 OVR - 97 SPD / 76 CTH / 86 AGI / 94 ACC / 70 AWR / 94 JMP

BDawg
78 OVR - 85 SPD / 85 CTH / 85 AGI / 80 ACC / 75 AWR / 80 JMP

Sebastien Harrison
76 OVR - 85 SPD / 80 CTH / 81 AGI / 82 ACC / 77 AWR / 85 JMP

Joel Filani
70 OVR - 88 SPD / 79 CTH / 89 AGI / 90 ACC / 48 AWR / 86 JMP

Chris Hannon
69 OVR - 92 SPD / 73 CTH / 88 AGI / 90 ACC / 48 AWR / 91 JMP

TE
Dominique Byrd
70 OVR - 74 SPD / 76 CTH / 70 CAR / 55 BTK / 60 RBK / 60 PBK

Tim Euhus
64 OVR - 71 SPD / 80 CTH / 64 CAR / 52 BTK / 48 RBK / 44 PBK

LT
Lance Williams
80 OVR - 90 RBK / 85 PBK / 90 STR / 75 AWR / 55 AGI / 60 ACC

Charles Spencer
72 OVR - 87 RBK / 79 PBK / 92 STR / 62 AWR / 45 AGI / 60 ACC

Mark LeVoir
69 OVR - 87 RBK / 83 PBK / 90 STR / 50 AWR / 42 AGI / 58 ACC

LG
Chris Liwienski
74 OVR - 84 RBK / 82 PBK / 88 STR / 68 AWR / 41 AGI / 60 ACC

Cory Lekkerkerker
73 OVR - 85 RBK / 82 PBK / 92 STR / 68 AWR / 40 AGI / 49 ACC

Drew Hodgdon
71 OVR - 80 RBK / 82 PBK / 83 STR / 62 AWR / 52 AGI / 67 ACC

C
Ben Wilkerson
73 OVR - 85 RBK / 77 PBK / 85 STR / 60 AWR / 48 AGI / 73 ACC

Doug Datish
72 OVR - 80 RBK / 82 PBK / 85 STR / 56 AWR / 64 AGI / 70 ACC

RG
Toniu Fonoti
74 OVR - 86 RBK / 82 PBK / 92 STR / 68 AWR / 40 AGI / 52 ACC

RT
Kevin Sampson
72 OVR - 85 RBK / 82 PBK / 86 STR / 67 AWR / 45 AGI / 60 ACC

LE
Andrew Hawk
80 OVR - 76 TAK / 70 SPD / 75 STR / 80 AGI / 80 ACC / 65 AWR

Jay Burton
80 OVR - 76 TAK / 76 SPD / 72 STR / 76 AGI / 74 ACC / 75 AWR

RE
Travis Jordison
80 OVR - 73 TAK / 83 SPD / 73 STR / 73 AGI / 73 ACC / 73 AWR

Dan Borowski
80 OVR - 70 TAK / 80 SPD / 76 STR / 67 AGI / 80 ACC / 70 AWR

DT
Jack Kidd
80 OVR - 80 TAK / 80 SPD / 80 STR / 70 AGI / 68 ACC / 70 AWR

Shaun Nua
70 OVR - 76 TAK / 65 SPD / 82 STR / 50 AGI / 75 ACC / 55 AWR

Daniel Muir
69 OVR - 74 TAK / 68 SPD / 91 STR / 60 AGI / 70 ACC / 40 AWR

LOLB
MGo Blue
80 OVR - 80 TAK / 83 SPD / 55 CTH / 74 AGI / 75 ACC / 76 AWR

William Kershaw
73 OVR - 80 TAK / 76 SPD / 58 CTH / 75 AGI / 80 ACC / 59 AWR

Jorge Cordova
72 OVR - 78 TAK / 77 SPD / 46 CTH / 72 AGI / 80 ACC / 63 AWR

MLB
Bringin Pain
77 OVR - 78 TAK / 90 SPD / 60 CTH / 85 AGI / 85 ACC / 80 AWR

Tim Dobbins
72 OVR - 78 TAK / 70 SPD / 50 CTH / 74 AGI / 82 ACC / 68 AWR

ROLB
Jay Blitz
80 OVR - 75 TAK / 85 SPD / 68 CTH / 75 AGI / 75 ACC / 75 AWR

CB
Heelswxman
80 OVR - 65 TAK / 98 SPD / 60 CTH / 96 ACC / 60 AWR / 90 JMP

Dope Nose
80 OVR - 59 TAK / 95 SPD / 75 CTH / 95 ACC / 56 AWR / 88 JMP

Kyle Garvella
75 OVR - 80 TAK / 85 SPD / 56 CTH / 86 ACC / 72 AWR / 78 JMP

Tarell Brown
71 OVR - 54 TAK / 92 SPD / 65 CTH / 93 ACC / 50 AWR / 85 JMP

FS
Andre Brisita
80 OVR - 70 TAK / 91 SPD / 60 CTH / 75 ACC / 84 AWR / 78 JMP

C.J. Gaddis
74 OVR - 71 TAK / 92 SPD / 55 CTH / 93 ACC / 50 AWR / 93 JMP

SS
Zach Swarts
80 OVR - 75 TAK / 80 SPD / 80 CTH / 76 ACC / 71 AWR / 78 JMP

Brandon Harrison
73 OVR - 72 TAK / 87 SPD / 64 CTH / 87 ACC / 54 AWR / 88 JMP

K
Lamont Sanford
65 OVR - 97 KPW / 70 KAC / 70 AWR

P
NFLMan2033
70 OVR - 90 KPW / 80 KAC / 50 AWR

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The Sunshine Dome

Contains:
-Two computerized video scoreboards
-Special seating for press and luxury ticket holders
-State of the art air-conditioning and audio systems
-Affordable parking
-Quality beverage and dining kiosks
-Enough room to host collegiate/semi-pro sporting events,
conventions and city government functions

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Pythons 2008 Schedule:

Preseason

Week 1 : Pythons at Dolphins W - (34 - 16)

Week 2 : Pythons vs. Patriots L - (26 - 22)

Week 3 : Pythons vs. Jaguars L - (29 - 15)

Week 4 : Pythons at Texans L - (14 - 10)

Regular Season

Week 1 : Pythons at Saints W - (24 - 8)

Week 2 : Pythons vs. Falcons W - (37 - 14)

Week 3 : Pythons at Bears L - (20 - 12)

Week 4 : Pythons vs. Packers W - (21 - 14)

Week 5 : Pythons at Broncos W - (20 - 19)

Week 6 : Pythons vs. Panthers W - (32 - 23)

Week 7 : Pythons vs. Seahawks

Week 8 : Pythons at Cowboys

Week 9 : Pythons at Chiefs

Week 10: BYE WEEK

Week 11: Pythons vs. Vikings

Week 12: Pythons at Lions

Week 13: Pythons vs. Saints

Week 14: Pythons at Panthers

Week 15: Pythons at Falcons

Week 16: Pythons vs. Chargers

Week 17: Pythons vs. Raiders

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For the Love of the Game('s Money)

-From the Associated Press

In what can only be described as a cash-grab maneuver, the 2008 Tampa Bay Buccaneers have decided to go on strike.

Sited as "irresponsible" and "reckless," the move is seen by the players as a necessity to ensure fair wages and more.



"We're just trying to make sure that we are treated fairly for when we all decided to retire, says strike leader and Buccaneer Wide Reciever Joey Galloway.

"I've been doing this professionally for 13 years and everytime I see one of my fellow veterans being put in a wheelchair while the NFL can't spare a dime when he leaves the game sickens me.

"What are we supposed to do when we can barely walk anymore?"

Quoted from an owner that wished not to be named: "We see stuff like this all the time. One day a player, or in this case 'players' finally sign that fat contract deal they've always wanted, then this.

I get that these guys have got families to feed but when you see a young rookie demand millions just so he can buy a fancy new house and ten vintage cars he'll never drive for months out of the year, it puts things into perspective a little for me.



Sometimes I wonder if these players will get it through their heads that the game itself can be played by anyone, not just them.

The league will survive this and the NFL will be better for it... Galloway and his cronies? Not so much."

Best Laid Plans

-AP

With recent circumstances surrounding the Buccaneer Wage Strike raging forward, the front offices of Tampa Bay have been said to have made the decision to shut down their season for the year until both sides are willing to negotiate.

Fans and players alike were stunned by the news as a strike affected a football season so greatly in recent history.

Buc Alex Smith was quoted as saying, "Yeah, I remember the strike season in 1987. A lot of dudes lost their jobs over the same thing we're fighting over and we're willing to take on the league to get our point across too."

Commissioner Roger Goodell was said to have been upset over the whole ordeal and is currently setting up a press release to announce what he plans to do to resolve the problem.

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Square Peg, Round Hole

-AP

Cameras and tape recorders alike were rolling at Commissioner Goodell's press conference late last week to get his response toward the ever evolving matter of the Tampa Bay Bucs Strike.



"It is unfortunate that it came down to subject of money as you all may have known. While the points from both sides have been heard, it is within the NFL Front Office's opinion that the season should go on without the Buccaneers, not despite.

"We've seen it done before in 1987, where the season was shortened but still played by those with a great passion for the game. I respect their decisions then as I do now and it is with great trepidation that I ask for a meeting between the other 31 owners to decide as to how we may proceed in continuing football until the end of the season."

The decision was made clear not an hour afterward as an unknown source was said to have a stadium to play at, uniforms and enough money to front a team stepped forward.

Goodell saying after, "We've never had anything like this happen in the history of the National Football League.

The guy already drew up contracts that the other owners agreed with almost immediately and he even had a dome to play in... while too good to be true, it was an option that had to be taken so late in getting to the season.

"I just hope the man finds a team in time to play for him."

Adding Through Subtraction

-AP

Your new team for the 2008 NFL Season: The Panhandle Pythons.

In what has been seen all over as the biggest shock in professional football history, an entire team has replaced another mid-season without so much as a whimper.

While contract negotiations were still erupting in Tampa Bay, an interim owner had swooped in to take their piece of the pie in the NFL.



Cato June was quoted as saying, "I can't even describe how I'm feeling right now. To put it in the simplest form, we feel like we're the kid left out when all the others have been picked.

I mean, who does this sort of thing? Donald Trump and Bill Gates combined wouldn't have this much money to burn."

Sources have said the the Pythons will playing with a hand-selected group specially chosen to be competitive during the season.

A domed stadium owned by the newly appointed mystery beneficiary will be used to play in as we have heard.

For fans of the Buccaneers not sitting at home to show support for their team, all season tickets will be redeemable at the domed stadium and for everyone else, reduced prices will be given.

Hard Luck

-AP

As the 2008 Training Camps have opened up for the upstart Panhandle Pythons, the gate has almost certainly slammed shut on their season.

More than 20 of an original hand-picked squad that had been chosen to represent the team have decided to show solidarity with their striking member of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

The Method: Boycotting the season despite signing 1-year contracts.

According to League Officials, if the Pythons cannot come up with a proper amount of players before the start of the Preseason, then their season may become forfeit.

A supposed sad end to what might have been a dream season for the ages.

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Ultimatum

-Per Memo from NFL Front Office to the Pythons' Owner

It has come to our attention that the Panhandle Pythons have successfully produced a stop-gap of sorts for its missing player spots.

However we must make it clear that in a few weeks, the NFL Preseason will begin regardless of whether or not the Pythons are fully knowledgeable of Offensive/Defensive gameplans.

Please be advised that if the team does not show up to their meeting with the Miami Dolphins on Saturday, August 9th, they will forfeit the game and be considered ineligble for the upcoming regular season...

Thank you for your cooperation in these trying matters as we are trying to do what's best for the fans.

Renewed and Revived

-AP

New hope springs eternal for the Panhandle Pythons, a collection of "scab" players filling in for the still striking Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Earlier this month, there were reports of mass walk-outs in show of support for the Bucs as they tried to get contact renewals before the season had started.

Luckily, the gap left behind was filled by a collection of street free agents signed with a chance to prove themselves worthy of playing in the National Football League.

When asked to comment, newly appointed Coach Jay DizL had responded with a sigh of relief.



"People have seen and asked for miracles everyday it seems...When push comes to shove, I truly believe that this team will do great things, no matter what the public opinion might be."

Ronde Barber, a head of the Tampa Bay Picketers, had be quoted as saying, "The league was expected to go on without us but we know what's right and we believe that our words will be answered eventually.

"Until then, all we can do is wait and hope the Pythons fail miserably."

Preseason Awaits For the Pythons

-AP

Fitted with just enough rope to hang themselves with, the Panhandle Pythons have staked their claim to the 2008 NFL Season.

Amassed through turmoil, both on and off the field, the team put together represents to many the greed within the Pro Football hierarchy... without the 32nd team to cover for 20+ games during the season, the NFL may have had to shut down operations and may have potentially lost millions just for the sake of a contract dispute concerning the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Many around the league have expressed anger as to the decisions of the NFL Front Office in allowing the Pythons contingency plan to go through...

"I can't see why Commissioner Goodell can't just step in and settle things between the Owners and the Player Union, says an anonymous NFC player.

"He's done so when one of his guys gets in the paper for causing trouble with the law and he's suspended players for not sneezing right during bye weeks...

So what's stopping him?"

When chosen to comment, Commissioner Goodell could not be reached to respond to the accusation.

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