We are retarded bitching about a stupid trilogy meter.

I'd take a good bitchfest over a trilogy meter any day of the week over politics.

I'd take a good bitchfest over a trilogy meter any day of the week over politics.

or cats... :)

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/l1/solareclipse.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/l1/1f6.jpg

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http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/l1/t74.jpg

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_nhl_experts__81/ept_sports_nhl_experts-265518846-1292172289.jpg?ymBApOED13ypsyHg

This is why hockey south of Washington DC is shite

I think my 3 year old daughter has pants like that.

My first post contribution























Front Office Football Central (http://operationsports.com/fofc/attachment.php?attachmentid=2149&stc=1&d=1294779765)

Emma predictably turned out very, very pretty, and I know she's "of age" now, but I still feel a little dirty checking out hot pix of her...

...not that I'm blaming you.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/1101/cfb-bcs-championship-cheerleaders/images/oregon-cheerleader-YP4_3437.jpg

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/1101/cfb-bcs-championship-cheerleaders/images/oregon-cheerleader-YP4_3432.jpg

Yay!

Nay!

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2011/images/01/11/t1larg.snow.map.jpg

Quick, somebody distract Ron Washington.

Yay!

Nay!


Yeah, I feel like I may catch something just looking at #2.

Yay!

Nay!

And here I am thinking the exact opposite.

And here I am thinking the exact opposite.

DanGarion: 1

Mr. Bug: 0

Yeah I don't know. #1 is the safe pick. #2, maybe it's a bad picture, but she looks a little off.

Note, these are internet standards. I'd nail both of them. Preferably simultaneously.

My first post contribution

Front Office Football Central (http://operationsports.com/fofc/attachment.php?attachmentid=2149&stc=1&d=1294779765)

This gets the Bucc Gold Star Approval Rating.

Indeed, that Emma Watson pic is full of win.

Yeah I don't know. #1 is the safe pick. #2, maybe it's a bad picture, but she looks a little off.

Note, these are internet standards. I'd nail both of them. Preferably simultaneously.

For starters it looks like she's got a leg coming out of her nether regions...that's freaky to say the least.

I find nothing wrong with either of the O girls, but the Watson photo is a definite plus.

We are retarded bitching about a stupid trilogy meter.

KHAAAAAAN!!!!!!! What the fuck is that trilogy meter doing marking Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan so low; if any show needs to be maxed, it is this one.

.

This gets the Bucc Gold Star Approval Rating.
It's the least I could do after the fat chick episode.

I'm in love...

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/1011/cfb.oregon.cheerleaders/images/_PS_1702.jpg

Oregon...

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/1011/cfb.oregon.cheerleaders/images/_PS_2964.jpg

And here I am thinking the exact opposite.

If I'm going to all the trouble to bang the Oregon cheerleaders, I would expect any reasonable person to at least avoid the one with cellulite at 21.

Those pics do give new meaning to the phrase:

'fuck a duck'

I don't think anyone was truly bitching until your post.

Anyway, I disagree with the list in a few spots, but the one I would change the most is LotR. I would put them all to the top of the scale.

Nah, just kidding, I loved the trilogy meter. And damn straight, I would max out LOTR too.

Love the Oregon cheerleaders too. Glad to see I am not the only one that noticed the vast difference between the Oregon and Auburn cheering squad.

In response to all four cheerleaders...

http://www.aquabacon.com/wp-content/main/2009_05/id-hit-it.jpg

If only I had one million dollars, I could figure out whether chick #1 or chick #2 is better.

If only I had one million dollars, I could figure out whether chick #1 or chick #2 is better.

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwo071qoWY1qz7wfjo1_500.jpg

Well played, sir.

This chick looks like she's wearing a tank top:

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/l1/russiantankparade.jpg

This chick looks like she's wearing a tank top:

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/l1/russiantankparade.jpg

I would do her.

I would make her enjoy her experience with me.

Her nipples tell me she might be into some hardcore stuff.

But I would be gentle for her first orgasm but I am going hard on the next one.

Damn man I like her. I want to do her. She seems like she is a freak.

I was just making a joke about the 'tank' top. But yeah, I noticed the nips.

I would do her.

I would make her enjoy her experience with me.

Her nipples tell me she might be into some hardcore stuff.

But I would be gentle for her first orgasm but I am going hard on the next one.

Damn man I like her. I want to do her. She seems like she is a freak.

I'm with you on this one Noop.

I was just making a joke about the 'tank' top. But yeah, I noticed the nips.

Weird I didn't even notice the tank....

I would do her.

I would make her enjoy her experience with me.

Her nipples tell me she might be into some hardcore stuff.

But I would be gentle for her first orgasm but I am going hard on the next one.

Damn man I like her. I want to do her. She seems like she is a freak.

+1000

Original ad:
ATTENTION: anyone who owns an auto repair shop
i need a fake invoice printed up for a bunch of car work so i can explain to my wife where our $1200 went. if you can print out an invoice with a bunch of repair stuff that would cost around that, please contact me ASAP.
From Me to *********@********.org:

Hey, are you still looking to get a fake invoice? I run a repair shop off of 95 in Essington and could easily print something out for you.

Mike

From Dave ******** to Me:

yea dude that would be great. it needs to be for like $1200 but your a mechanic im sure you can think of something that costs that much. essington is kinda out of my way so i just need a good reason for my wife that explains why i was down there, ya hear?

From Me to Dave ********:

Alright, I can print one out in a few minutes and scan it for you. As for your wife, just tell her you were on your way to Chester to buy drugs and your car broke down, so you just had it towed to the nearest shop. Be sure to mention how great our service was.

Mike

From Dave ******** to Me:

yeah great idea genius that would go over real well. im better off coming clean about my bad luck in atlantic city, but that aint happenin neither

From Me to Dave ********:

I don't see why it wouldn't go over well. Lots of people go out of their way to Chester for drugs. I get my coke from Chester all of the time. It is cheap, and good, too.

Anyway, I've attached the invoice I wrote up for you. I forgot to ask the Make/Model/Year of your car, so I just took a guess. If I am wrong, let me know and I can change it.

Mike

Attachment:
http://www.dontevenreply.com/images/invoice.png

From Dave ******** to Me:

if you guessed 98 corolla then id be impressed otherwise could you put that in, and date it for today? thanks a lot for your help dude

From Dave ******** to Me:

wait a minute what the fuck is this shit

From Dave ******** to Me:

$200 to unjam a tape deck are you for real man? that isnt even a real problem
what the fuck is a "transgasket differential" are you serious dude, this shit isnt going to fly. 50 bucks to set the dashboard clock wtf man

like seriously man are you fucking retarded? wtf is this bullshit

From Me to Dave ********:

Yes, I typically charge around $200 to unjam a tape deck. Have you ever tried to do it? It is a pain in the ass. Some people panic and try to rewind their tapes and that just makes it even worse.

I charge $50 to set the dashboard clock, but it is well worth every penny. It is the most accurate time reading you will ever have. I sync it down to the millisecond with the official NIST time, and I have it verified by a certified time expert.

You've got me there on the transgasket differential. I just make that up and charge $400 for it and people usually pay it without much argument. Especially women, which brings me to my next point.

Women tend to know nothing about cars, so your wife will probably just look at the document and get confused by all that fancy car lingo. All women need to see is the money amount, which I have made very clear at the bottom of the invoice.

Mike

From Dave ******** to Me:

cmon man quit dicking me around and put some real shit on there. i dont know what kind of bullshit shop you are running over there, but neither me or my wife would believe this thing

and fix the car info. out of all the guesses you could have made you guessed that i drive a fucking delorean? for real dude?

From Me to Dave ********:

Sorry, you just struck me as the kind of guy who would have a DeLorean.

If you really think your wife isn't going to fall for that, I'll give you a more realistic looking document. Here is a realistic bank statement you can use to show your wife where your money went.

Mike

Attachment:
http://www.dontevenreply.com/images/statement.png

From Dave ******** to Me:

wow thats great buddy thanks for nothing you fucking retard
hey why dont you go fuck yourself in the ass with your transgasket differential. what a douchebag

haha

If I'm going to all the trouble to bang the Oregon cheerleaders, I would expect any reasonable person to at least avoid the one with cellulite at 21.

You'd rather have the one that looks like she has a muffin top coming on?

Damn man I like her. I want to do her. She seems like she is a freak.

FWIW, she looks familiar to me, as in model familiar. Name escapes me atm (and not in the position to do research).

FWIW, she looks familiar to me, as in model familiar. Name escapes me atm (and not in the position to do research).

UIC is golden. I have yet to meet a chick who is into atm but this chick just might be ;)

FWIW, she looks familiar to me, as in model familiar. Name escapes me atm (and not in the position to do research).

Tin Eye doesn't recognize the picture.

If you wouldn't bang all the Oregon chicks, quit posting in this thread.

lulz

FFS, this is an image thread, not a funny joke thread.

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/GIFS/Dad_skateboards.gif

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http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwo071qoWY1qz7wfjo1_500.jpg
Fuck me, I can't remember what this is from - help?

Office Space

Office Space
Arghh - can't believe I couldn't place it! Sucks getting older...

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lew6obfW331qc1k10o1_400.jpg


too soon?

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lew6obfW331qc1k10o1_400.jpg


too soon?

No such thing as too soon for The Beck.

http://cdn.nextround.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/interesting-man-111-560x422.jpg

Yes I am a Bears fan, but that is still kinda funny...

Does anyone else think he looks uncannily like Admiral Ackbar?

http://cdn.nextround.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/interesting-man-111-560x422.jpg

Haha! Should send that to Philip Rivers.

FWIW, Alex Smith was the highest rated QB in the league in the red zone. Go figure...

To keep up with my own tradition of classic beauties...

http://www.eyeshadowlipstick.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/ingrid-bergman-1.jpg

FWIW, Alex Smith was the highest rated QB in the league in the red zone. Go figure...

FWIW, that is the top of my page and has left me very disenchanted (tradition, man, tradition).

FWIW, that is the top of my page and has left me very disenchanted (tradition, man, tradition).

Is it just me, or have they been deleted. Seems the last 10 "1st post babes" posts have been deleted.

I think there was an account that was obliterated, and that messed up the post order.

I think there was an account that was obliterated, and that messed up the post order.

yup. I see Salma and Scarlett are now last post of their pages instead of first post of the next one, but they weren't removed.

odd

The owners of the current "top of page" posts need to be notified post haste so the injustices can be rectified.

If you wouldn't bang all the Oregon chicks, quit posting in this thread.

To each their own

http://i759.photobucket.com/albums/xx239/thewaldorf/ugly_cheerleaders_10.jpg

To each their own

http://i759.photobucket.com/albums/xx239/thewaldorf/ugly_cheerleaders_10.jpg

Haha.. definitely NOT a chick!

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/2593/cajnobl.jpg (http://img30.imageshack.us/i/cajnobl.jpg/)

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What movie is this!!

What movie is this!!

Had no idea, went to IMDB and searched for Mila Kunis, and it was real easy to figure out from there.

After Sex (2007) - IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0465375/)

Had no idea, went to IMDB and searched for Mila Kunis, and it was real easy to figure out from there.

After Sex (2007) - IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0465375/)

Thanks, thought that looked like Zoe Saldana.

This movie also has Emmanuelle Chriqui... guess I know what I'm watching next.

Thanks, thought that looked like Zoe Saldana.

This movie also has Emmanuelle Chriqui... guess I know what I'm watching next.

Yeah, that's one hell of a combination in that scene. I think it probably jumped to the top of several FOFCers movie queues.

Go go gadget Instant Queue!!!

http://www.thatsjackedup.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Church_Sign_Bring_Me_That_Ass.png

Genius...

Thats going to smell rancid as hell after a day or two.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2098/3529106844_e8ebe6f9a5.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lez5h4pNW61qz87jlo1_400.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/3WLB4.jpg

Came across an article today about a bat rescue program that had the CUTEST picture of bats in blankets. Short Sharp Science: Bat camp: orphaned critters nursed back to health (http://www.newscientist.com/blogs/shortsharpscience/2011/01/nursed-bat-to-health.html)

I love bats.

http://kristin.seidelmann-owners.com/fofc/Bats.jpg

/tk

http://www.the-isb.com/images/BatmanSad.jpg

I love bats.

/tk

And they love you tk... ;)

http://i.imgur.com/IdC2M.jpg

:lol:

Thankfully I wasn't drinking anything. :lol:

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/donotdothistothepolicep1.gif

Thankfully I wasn't drinking anything. :lol:

+1

http://i.imgur.com/mgtu8.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/3WLB4.jpg

I have gotten in a solid 15 minutes of uncontrollable, maniacal laughter directly relating to this picture since it was originally posted.

If the caption of the Baksetbal pic were written in any other way, it would not be worth much more than a chuckle.. As is, I cackled long enough to feel as though I didn't need to do crunches for a while.

http://i.imgur.com/mgtu8.jpg

Not getting nearly enough love :D

SI

http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1295316067088.jpg

http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/225589201.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1295323187&Signature=Q1eXdKPdCABs15Wp%2BI%2FjFdHZOWE%3D

And they love you tk... ;)

:lol:
That was hella awesome.

/tk

http://i.imgur.com/vP3N4.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ZsiBO.jpg

Page 203 has reaffirmed my faith in this thread.

Thank you.

http://i.imgur.com/vP3N4.jpg

Nice!

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http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/l1/OcBYB.jpg

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http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/l1/nosendiscounts.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/l1/b_b.jpg

Good ones Ksyrup.

In the first one is the guy wearing a helmet? I don't think that'd help much if you fell...

Excellent work, as always, Ksyrup. I love the turtle one

SI

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http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/l1/f84803.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/l1/3cEGU337282cfjpg.jpg


Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

The first thing I saw was some sort of demonic elephant...

The first thing I saw was some sort of demonic elephant...

Me too, but now that Cartman mentioned it, I do get the Cthulhu vibe.

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/l1/3cEGU337282cfjpg.jpg

http://www.sconefest.com/john/blog/list/rowlf.jpg

A true...new classic.

http://www.pokemeintheeye.com/img/jennifer_connelly_02.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/OPVyg.jpg

A true...new classic.

http://www.pokemeintheeye.com/img/jennifer_connelly_02.jpg

mmmm...love me some Jennifer.

Sun Tzu...you, sir, are awesome.

http://i.imgur.com/VfkB9.jpg

:)

I've had a thing for Jennifer ever since I watched Labrynth as a kid.

Mckerney, If her face isn't jacked up and that's not a guy...I'd hit it.

:)

I've had a thing for Jennifer ever since I watched Labrynth as a kid.

I can't remember when I first saw her, but, I know what you mean. :)

:)

I've had a thing for Jennifer ever since I watched Labrynth as a kid.

+1

I fell for her when she was in Career Opportunities.

http://29.media.tumblr.com/9cyPFQbgCqkukfl7ikhRIvWwo1_400.gif

Me rikey!

I fell for her when she was in Career Opportunities.

http://29.media.tumblr.com/9cyPFQbgCqkukfl7ikhRIvWwo1_400.gif

I know why I don't mind going to Target now...

While I can certainly understand from her point of view why she did it, males everywhere cried the day she went in for breast-reduction surgery...

Eh, I think it was just a deal where she lost weight and they got smaller. Put some back on, and boom - they're back (though she's older now, and I doubt they'd have quite the same form).

A true...new classic.

http://www.pokemeintheeye.com/img/jennifer_connelly_02.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/j7pdF.jpg

I fell for her when she was in Career Opportunities.

http://29.media.tumblr.com/9cyPFQbgCqkukfl7ikhRIvWwo1_400.gif

Me too.

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/l1/bp-11.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/l1/bp-2.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/l1/bp-3.jpg

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http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/l1/driftingjaguar.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/l1/jdJGaK.jpg

What city is that last one, Ksyrup?

Looks like Rio de Janeiro to me, little different angle than usual

I think so.

Yeah, it is.
http://rwrant.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/rio_de_janeiro_helicoptero_47_feb_2006.jpg

This has potential to be the best page in some time... stay strong!

Oh, yeah, a contribution...

http://www.oesquema.com.br/trabalhosujo/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/camiseta-charlize-theron-einstein-02.jpg

Genius.

http://polpix.sueddeutsche.com/polopoly_fs/1.1048910.1295528372!/image/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/536x536/image.jpg


http://polpix.sueddeutsche.com/polopoly_fs/1.1048362.1295436851!/image/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/536x536/image.jpg


http://polpix.sueddeutsche.com/polopoly_fs/1.1048107.1295369185!/image/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/536x536/image.jpg

http://polpix.sueddeutsche.com/polopoly_fs/1.1047439.1295254155!/image/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/536x536/image.jpg

Mckerney, If her face isn't jacked up and that's not a guy...I'd hit it.
The Chive delivers...
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/gun-girl-found-5.jpg

The Chive delivers...
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/gun-girl-found-5.jpg

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQhdeIiDI_2Qan840_oDlzSYKJ6VnwgBDuNpV2K0eRItM2url82

Stink. Stank. Stunk.

Watched Hancock. Fucking strange movie. But Charlize...damn.

So why am I the only one noticed whomario has posted some borderline cp in this thread? I know its suppose to be a cool images thread but that has got to be illegal right or at least be walking that fine line.

The Chive delivers...
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/gun-girl-found-5.jpg

Aside from the dumb expression on her face...I'd hit it.

Aside from the dumb expression on her face...I'd hit it.

That makes one of us. Yikes!!

Who else could pull this off, I ask you...

That makes one of us. Yikes!!

Besides the store bought boobs, she's not that bad looking and has a nice body. Also, I haven't had a girl friend in a long long time, so, my standards aren't as high as they normally would be.

Besides the store bought boobs, she's not that bad looking and has a nice body. Also, I haven't had a girl friend in a long long time, so, my standards aren't as high as they normally would be.

DAMN IT. I just spit my mountain dew at my screen.

DAMN IT. I just spit my mountain dew at my screen.

Victory!!!!

OK, I'm going for WTF moments with this batch.

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/ll/0515.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/ll/0517.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/ll/0513.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/33/d02859.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/33/811c43.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/33/a_14.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/ll/v13.jpg



And my personal favorite, which I have titled, "Lesbian Cephalopoderotica":

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/i1/octi.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/33/ba_25.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/33/ba_18.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/33/ba_14.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/33/5a17fd.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/ll/cage-of-death02.jpg

Ok. I don't like the hand soap thing.

This is an awesome office joke to play on someone who goes on vacation.

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/ll/ww/29b2d0.jpg

A true...new classic.

http://www.pokemeintheeye.com/img/jennifer_connelly_02.jpg



Drooooooollsssssss


THanks for this one. I adore this woman.

This has potential to be the best page in some time... stay strong!

Oh, yeah, a contribution...

http://www.oesquema.com.br/trabalhosujo/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/camiseta-charlize-theron-einstein-02.jpg

Genius.


I heart Quicksand.

*more drooling*

221922202222222322242225
(And in case I'm the first post on a new page)
2221

http://i.imgur.com/7pcZa.jpg

The Chive delivers...
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/gun-girl-found-5.jpg

BOLT ONS!

http://thereifixedit.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/37cq1.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/VfkB9.jpg

The Chive delivers...
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/gun-girl-found-5.jpg

Obviously not the same girl, suit is totally different.

right - just two women with the exact same tatoos. I mean, who ever heard of a woman that owned more than one bikini. Sheesh.

right - just two women with the exact same tatoos. I mean, who ever heard of a woman that owned more than one bikini. Sheesh.

they aren't that conclusive and could have been airbrushed, or her face could have been photo shopped on. Why would they have pictures from two different days of the same random woman?

they aren't that conclusive and could have been airbrushed, or her face could have been photo shopped on. Why would they have pictures from two different days of the same random woman?

Dude it's the same woman, someone just happened to take a picture when she was making a face for some reason, maybe the water was cold. Same bracelet, same watch, even the fingernails look the same color.

Dude it's the same woman, someone just happened to take a picture when she was making a face for some reason, maybe the water was cold. Same bracelet, same watch, even the fingernails look the same color.

Her hair color is different as well, but I'm willing to go with it being the same person. Saying that, outside of the fake boobs she reminds me A LOT of a girl who I worked with. Let's just say the quality of the body really doesn't go with the quality of the girl. :lol: Single, 2-3 kids, redneck mentality through and through. She even posted a pic of her in a new outfit and you really couldn't tell she had multiple kids. Too bad I lose faith in humanity whenever she starts talking.

Now that we've examined this picture 12 times, anyone notice Thai Massage is that a way?

Dude it's the same woman, someone just happened to take a picture when she was making a face for some reason,

Or.. maybe that IS her face. All the time.

Here's the entire gallery in case you're still too stupid^H^H^^H^H^H^H^H not convinced....

hxxp://thechive.com/2011/01/20/found-two-pistols-and-a-sword-girl-7-photos/

http://grrlplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/sarah-shahi-gm_l1.jpg

But thanks for dicking away a solid chunk of one of the best pages of this thread, ever.

http://www.scenicreflections.com/files/Sarah_shahi_Wallpaper__yvt2.jpg

Mmmm Sarah Shahi.

http://grrlplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/sarah-shahi-gm_l1.jpg

peace out fofc

http://www.thegreatcornholio.com/images/initaly.jpg

peace out fofc

You got something against Sarah Shahi?

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2011/01/500x_holyscreens_01.jpg

I didn't even notice the guns for like ten seconds.

Who still uses Yahoo!?

my wife :///

with ie

Who still uses Yahoo!?

I do ;)

my wife :///

with ie

Same as mine.

Mine, too.

I didn't even notice the guns for like ten seconds.

I didn't notice them until I read your post.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y239/jersters/hasselhoff-pants.gif

*Homer Simpson gurgle*

Too bad about the butta face.

Too bad about the butta face.
She has a face?

Too bad about the butta face.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

Technically it's markup and not a script.

Technically it's markup and not a script.

Close enough for a blonde.

Her knees are too pointed.

those arent here knees

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick her out of bed either. However, she'd be snacking on something else besides crackers...

What, like celery?

What, like celery?

That is definitely a healthier alternative than crackers.

http://blogs.thescore.com.s3.amazonaws.com/tbj/files/2011/01/kim-kardashian-nets1.gif


http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/244/cache/northern-lights-solar-flare-boat_24413_600x450.jpg

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/307/cache/golden-gate-bridge-embarcadero_30729_990x742.jpg

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/marbarsal/4922296238/" title="Floating Lanterns by marbarsal, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4134/4922296238_fe576a691b.jpg" width="500" height="334" alt="Floating Lanterns" /></a>

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/307/cache/golden-gate-bridge-embarcadero_30729_990x742.jpg

Two things about this picture.

1.) I've been to the very location this picture was taken probably 200 times.

2.) Despite what the file name says, that is not the Gold Gate Bridge...it's the Bay Bridge. It's still pretty though :)

http://www.thegreatcornholio.com/images/scared.gif

http://www.thegreatcornholio.com/images/scared.gif

I can't stop watching this.

Two things about this picture.

1.) I've been to the very location this picture was taken probably 200 times.

2.) Despite what the file name says, that is not the Gold Gate Bridge...it's the Bay Bridge. It's still pretty though :)

Just up from the Ferry Building?

http://blogs.thescore.com.s3.amazonaws.com/tbj/files/2011/01/kim-kardashian-nets1.gif


Back Row (L to R): Dominique Wilkins, Lil' Wayne, Dusty Baker, Brad Garrett, Pete Samparas
Front Row (L to R): Giovanni Ribisi, Jackson Browne, Kim Kardashian, Gwen Stephani, Jean Reno

Back Row (L to R): Dominique Wilkins, Lil' Wayne, Dusty Baker, Brad Garrett, ???
Front Row (L to R): ???, Jackson Browne, Kim Kardashian, Gwen Stephani, ???

Don't forget Giovanni Ribisi to the left of Jackson Browne and Jimmy Kimmel to the right of Gwen Stephani.

Just up from the Ferry Building?

Perfect.

I can't stop watching this.

It's like he is bummed that he didn't make contact with her.

Don't forget Giovanni Ribisi to the left of Jackson Browne and Jimmy Kimmel to the right of Gwen Stephani.

And Sarah Palin and Jim Carey upper left

Back Row (L to R): Dominique Wilkins, Lil' Wayne, Dusty Baker, Brad Garrett, ???
Front Row (L to R): Giovanni Ribisi, Jackson Browne, Kim Kardashian, Gwen Stephani, Jimmy Kimmel

I'd say that's Jean Reno from the Professional, not Jimmy Kimmel.

I'd say that's Jean Reno from the Professional, not Jimmy Kimmel.

BINGO! I thought Billy Gardell (Mike & Molly), but it's Jean Reno.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/frontsquare/c399_tactical_canned_bacon.jpg

It lasts for 10 YEARS!

http://www.thegreatcornholio.com/images/scared.gif

I love this.

Kinect cat

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/177208-1/Kinect_cat.gif

Cat was unharmed, as you can see at the end, to all concerned.

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/176951-3/BMX_race_faceplants.gif

This one is cool, but in a gross kinda way...

http://images1.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/just-plain-weird-unbelievable-1065560_328_500.jpg (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/unbelievable/links/1065560)

I hope he washed his finger first.

:lol:

Too bad about the butta face.

This should help.

http://grrlplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/sarah-shahi-gm_l1.jpg

This should help.

http://grrlplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/sarah-shahi-gm_l1.jpg

Indeed it does. Tramp stamp and all, that is one nice ass.

Edit: Nope that's her hair and not a tramp stamp...even better.

This should help.

http://grrlplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/sarah-shahi-gm_l1.jpg

:cool:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8cARQTlQn-M/TT6voxzQy0I/AAAAAAAAATw/MnxdMwGoBps/s1600/rooney_ronaldo.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Vt9VO.jpg

...

Who still uses Yahoo!?

Me! :)

...

Isla Fisher!

OK, so I started "reading" this thread from the last page. Mistake. I notice there is under-representation of images that the female gender would like to look at so...
(The eye candy - notice, they don't need to be naked for us to drool! ha!)
http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/%3Ca%20href=%22http://s1187.photobucket.com/albums/z385/AnnieBear13/?action=view&current=patrick-dempsey.jpg%22%20target=%22_blank%22%3E%3Cimg%20src=%22http://i1187.photobucket.com/albums/z385/AnnieBear13/patrick-dempsey.jpg%22%20border=%220%22%20alt=%22Photobucket%22%3E%3C/a%3Ehttp://i1187.photobucket.com/albums/z385/AnnieBear13/gerard-butler.jpg (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/%3Ca%20href=)">http://i1187.photobucket.com/albums/z385/AnnieBear13/patrick-dempsey.jpg (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/%3Ca%20href=)">
and then, of course, what we dream about our men doing...
http://i1187.photobucket.com/albums/z385/AnnieBear13/man-cooking.jpg (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/%3Ca%20href=)">http://i1187.photobucket.com/albums/z385/AnnieBear13/carpet_cleaning.jpg (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/%3Ca%20href=)">

And now, back on topic...
http://i1187.photobucket.com/albums/z385/AnnieBear13/feet.jpg (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/%3Ca%20href=)">
http://s1187.photobucket.com/albums/z385/AnnieBear13/

Well, crap. I posted that under the Mr.'s account. haha oh well. :)

Well, crap. I posted that under the Mr.'s account. haha oh well. :)

It's ok, you don't have to cover for him. He's not an athlete, he doesn't need an agent coming out and saying his twitter account was "hacked" or he posted on FOFC from the "wrong account."

Damn that was funny. Knowing how Schmidty jumps from one extreme to the other sometimes, I couldn't tell if that was supposed to be a joke or real.

That was one of the best UIC posts I have ever seen here on FOFC, especially knowing Schmidty.

OK, so I started "reading" this thread from the last page. Mistake. I notice there is under-representation of images that the female gender would like to look at so...
(The eye candy - notice, they don't need to be naked for us to drool! ha!)
http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/%3Ca%20href=%22http://s1187.photobucket.com/albums/z385/AnnieBear13/?action=view&current=patrick-dempsey.jpg%22%20target=%22_blank%22%3E%3Cimg%20src=%22http://i1187.photobucket.com/albums/z385/AnnieBear13/patrick-dempsey.jpg%22%20border=%220%22%20alt=%22Photobucket%22%3E%3C/a%3Ehttp://i1187.photobucket.com/albums/z385/AnnieBear13/gerard-butler.jpg (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/%3Ca%20href=)">http://i1187.photobucket.com/albums/z385/AnnieBear13/patrick-dempsey.jpg (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/%3Ca%20href=)">
and then, of course, what we dream about our men doing...
http://i1187.photobucket.com/albums/z385/AnnieBear13/man-cooking.jpg (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/%3Ca%20href=)">http://i1187.photobucket.com/albums/z385/AnnieBear13/carpet_cleaning.jpg (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/%3Ca%20href=)">

And now, back on topic...
http://i1187.photobucket.com/albums/z385/AnnieBear13/feet.jpg (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/%3Ca%20href=)">
http://s1187.photobucket.com/albums/z385/AnnieBear13/

Preserved for posterity.

That was one of the best UIC posts I have ever seen here on FOFC, especially knowing Schmidty.

+1000 :D

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/1295853980_gifki_08.gif

Schmidty, if it makes a difference, I personally have no problem with the gays.

Thank you Todd.

That was one of the best UIC posts I have ever seen here on FOFC, especially knowing Schmidty.
Agreed - I had to do a few double-takes when I read the post, wondering if his wife had hacked his account or if it was Schmidty playing a joke on us.

Well, crap. I posted that under the Mr.'s account. haha oh well. :)

I would love to be a fly on the wall at dinner this evening...

I'm not an ass man at all, but damn if that isn't completely mesmerizing.

I'm not an ass man at all, but damn if that isn't completely mesmerizing.

I am an ass man, so I can totally understand your sentiment.

I love how matter-of-factly the number 1 sticker gets slapped on. Its so serious.

I am an ass man, so I can totally understand your sentiment.

+1

There's only one way to take that ass...seriously.

An easier to remember version of the periodic table:

http://www.thegreatcornholio.com/images/periodictable.jpg

Motherfucker! And all we had was ROY G. BIV. Whoever came up with that must have OD'd on Einsteinium.

Motherfucker! And all we had was ROY G. BIV. Whoever came up with that must have OD'd on Einsteinium.

Ya Boy!

Period tablet of who?

Interesting...

Does anyone else find it humorous that Utah has the highest "porn usage"? I do...especially since two of my three very close "married" friends are Mormon. :)

Mass has the best drivers. It's the rest of the country that needs to learn to move the fuck over and get out of my way....assholes.

Does anyone else find it humorous that Utah has the highest "porn usage"? I do...especially since two of my three very close "married" friends are Mormon. :)

That one struck me as particularly funny too. :D

I think Utah also has the highest rate of teen pregnancies too.

For a state that's supposed to be 70 percent Mormon...I find those facts to be...stunning.

Scratch that...Utah isn't even close to tops in teen pregnancy.

http://www.guttmacher.org/pubs/USTPtrends.pdf

How can you be worst at porn usage? Is that like they don't watch enough porn?

Go New Mexico!!!

How can you be worst at porn usage? Is that like they don't watch enough porn?

They are probably paying for it.

They are probably paying for it.

And downloading it on a 33k modem. That for sure is the worst, I see now.

How can you be worst at porn usage? Is that like they don't watch enough porn?

That, or they use it, but they're doing it wrong.

And downloading it on a 33k modem. That for sure is the worst, I see now.

I remember those days...painful.

Well, crap. I posted that under the Mr.'s account. haha oh well. :)

WTF!?!!?

WTF!?!!?

Somebody forgot to log out. :lol:

WTF!?!!?

Just don't let her submit your RWBL playoff exports, man.