http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/33/cb5006.jpg

I think I'd like to move to South America at some point....

EDIT: Possibly Korea....

http://i.imgur.com/lKxA3.gif

I think I'd like to move to South America at some point....

EDIT: Possibly Korea....

Indeed. On the whole, Korean girls tend to be the hottest Asian group.

Who knew dumpster-diving porn-hunters could be so courteous?

I smell a new show for TLC!!!!!

I smell a new show for TLC!!!!!

Throw in midgets - either in the porn or in the dumpsters - and you've got yourself a DEAL!!!!

Smell is right! *rimshot*

SI

Smell is right! *rimshot*

SI

http://www.erikko.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/boo.gif

:D

SI

I think I'd like to move to South America at some point....

EDIT: Possibly Korea....

That pic is from the last (or maybe two) World Cups ago. The rumor back then was that the Korean was actually a tranny. I don't remember if it was ever proven or not...

Colossal squid sighting!

Let me guess....Japan?

Let me guess....Japan?

Probably not. If it was Japan the squid would be groping everyone on the bus and it would be on a porn site.

Let me guess....Japan?

Probably not. If it was Japan the squid would be groping everyone on the bus and it would be on a porn site.Goddammit - soaked my keyboard. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Goddammit - soaked my keyboard. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

There's a Japanese site for that too.

Incredible shot from yesterday's devastating thunderstorms in Chicago. Lightning hitting the Sears (Willis) and Trump Towers simultaneously.

http://bit.ly/d1tD9A

While I'll never complain about pretty ladies, THAT is the sort of picture this thread was designed for. Awesome.

Agreed!

SI

I was going to post that earlier but couldn't find a linkable picture from the article. Awesome shot!

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/33/hj2.jpg

I approve of the chi-town pic.

Incredible shot from yesterday's devastating thunderstorms in Chicago. Lightning hitting the Sears (Willis) and Trump Towers simultaneously.

http://bit.ly/d1tD9A

Great Scott!

Yeah we've been having some pretty amazing weather around here lately.

And just because no one else has done it yet...

http://cghm.org/wow/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/sam_jackson_beer.jpg

They ate me! A fuckin shark ate me!

http://cghm.org/wow/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/sam_jackson_beer.jpg

A shark ate me! A fuckin shark ate me!

HAHA!!!

I love the record wave one. The art in the background looks pretty cool, too.

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee312/larrymcg421/headline.jpg

hmmm. that headline just writes itself

Rolls off the tongue, too ;)

SI

Few more shots from that Chicago storm:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/06/24/article-1289162-0A2C722B000005DC-676_468x478.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/06/24/article-0-0A2C3E51000005DC-662_468x320.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/06/24/article-0-0A2C7227000005DC-659_468x367.jpg

http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/life-style/assets_c/2010/06/wtf-pics-2-thumb-autox379-170152.jpg

http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/life-style/assets_c/2010/06/wtf-pics-30-thumb-572xauto-170180.jpg

Steve Martin's list of demands for tour performances:

http://stevemartin.com/.a/6a0120a5c612e5970c013482cbf443970c-800wi

The Steve Martin one is great :D

SI

That's definitely the best rider I've ever read.

http://www.momlogic.com/images/stuffpreschoolerliketo.jpg

My first thought way "Oh man, don't make Steve Martin look like a dick" Thankfully, that wasn't the case. :)

He is one wild and crazy guy.

kysrup, funny how accurate that pie chart is and what had me lol'ing was that garbage truck was in there...my 2 year old thinks any "noisy" vehicle passing by is the garbage truck. Also, my 4 year old used to sing a song that went something like this:

Poopy bum, poopy bum, Emma's got!

Yes, she would serenade us with that until we remedied the situation.

The Steve Martin rider reminds me of his joke about terrorist demands.

Gypsies...they're a problem.

Who ya gonna call?

Gypsies...they're a problem.

Code Brown - Sanitation.

Thanks for the visual!

http://www.terezowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/oden-dance.jpg

http://www.terezowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/oden-dance.jpg
LOL, I think this one is great.

lmao, at first I was like what... then I saw who he was, ROFL

Yeah, I don't get that one and still don't.

My lawyer will kick your lawyers ass!

Yeah, I don't get that one and still don't.

Isn't it Greg Oden?

/tk

Yeah, I don't get that one and still don't.

I think that's Greg Oden she's dancing with. His knees are fragile and he appears to be trying to keep them spread out as far as possible from the girl dancing between them, because, you know, they are fragile.

I think.

http://plig.org/things/pictures/tn/leet_haxor_irc_keyboard.med.jpg

http://becauseitisawesome.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/1237365725054.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Gorgonian14/image11.gif

http://i.imgur.com/n3UYX.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Gorgonian14/image11.gif

You have to wonder what she was trying to accomplish there...

You have to wonder what she was trying to accomplish there...

suicide, i assume. you've got to give her points for creativity.

At what point does it come to doing that?

http://funny-stuff.audio4fun.com/download/funnypixstore/5742.jpg (http://funny-stuff.audio4fun.com/download/funnypixstore/5742.jpg)

Holy testicle tuesday

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Gorgonian14/c1f5dea1-99be-4716-a328-a5ec46a0dd7.jpg

Four Optical illusions that will mess with your mind.
http://i.imgur.com/Yd4xq.png

:)

:D

I think that's Greg Oden she's dancing with. His knees are fragile and he appears to be trying to keep them spread out as far as possible from the girl dancing between them, because, you know, they are fragile.

I think.

Gotcha. Looks like a young man,so I didn't even consider Oden.

http://funny-stuff.audio4fun.com/download/funnypixstore/1357.jpg

http://funny-stuff.audio4fun.com/download/funnypixstore/1357.jpg

He's upset, that was his woman.

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/7085325/2/istockphoto_7085325-king-of-hearts-playing-card.jpg

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/6334/908c9734.gif

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/7128/1274309972144.gif

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/3865/1274179883353.gif

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/7387/1274289320952.gif

Thank you Noop.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs002.snc3/10952_101235889905195_100000563534720_32753_6831522_n.jpg

Oh hell yes Noop.

(obv not this last one, wtf)

What the hell is that last one from Noop??

Looks like a wasp nest.

http://www.gunaxin.com/wp-content/gallery/misa_campo/misa-campo-73.jpg

Looks like a wasp nest.

better call Billy the Exterminator.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs002.snc3/10952_101235889905195_100000563534720_32753_6831522_n.jpg

GTFO! Hornets are gonna rape you! :D

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/6334/908c9734.gif

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/3865/1274179883353.gif

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/7387/1274289320952.gif

:thumbsup:

This would be Hwang Mi Hee.
Google it, lots more of her.

http://www.gunaxin.com/wp-content/gallery/misa_campo/misa-campo-73.jpg

http://gwenaelbourget.info/funnystuff/misa-campo10.jpg


http://realasianhotties.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/misacampo.jpg

Misa Campo for the win.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs002.snc3/10952_101235889905195_100000563534720_32753_6831522_n.jpg

Something's fishy here.

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/2301/outofafrica.jpg

Awesome :D

I'm guessing that one is for futbol fans?

You don't have to be a soccer fan to appreciate this one:

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/33/freevuvuzela.jpg

The real reason TK-421 wasn't at his post.

:D

American Badass.

A little weird, but still cool IMO.

American Badass.

It's the dude from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

abe lincoln rocked goatee a century before it was in style

http://funny-stuff.audio4fun.com/download/funnypixstore/13479.jpg

:)

http://everydayfacts.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/rachael-taylor_vanities0705.jpg

Watched Transformers the other night....I so have a thing for Rachel Taylor.

http://funny-stuff.audio4fun.com/download/funnypixstore2/16673.jpg

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee312/larrymcg421/fourchristians.jpg?t=1277871831

I went through this thread today...probably looked at about 85 of the pages and I was surprised to see so many doubles of pictures, ones that I even forgotten were posted before. Not complaining, just found it interesting :)

I went through this thread today...probably looked at about 85 of the pages and I was surprised to see so many doubles of pictures, ones that I even forgotten were posted before. Not complaining, just found it interesting :)

3rd time for YMCA Jesus. :)

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee312/larrymcg421/fourchristians.jpg?t=1277871831

Sometimes you just can't pass it up.

At first I was afraid it was the Ohio State thing they do... Was relieved to see it was just Y.M.C.A.

Wow, I'm surprised we have someone on the boards from Pontotoc, MS.

Those of us whose jobs include software testing should appreciate this.

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/33/4874a8.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/33/7180ef.jpg

Looking at those two pics just re-affirms that I still don't want kids.

Looking at those two pics just re-affirms that I still don't want kids.

+1

http://failfun.com/wp-content/uploads/Terrible-Statue.jpg

http://failfun.com/wp-content/uploads/Terrible-Statue.jpg

Is that a statue of a catholic priest?

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1236956415_cop_catching_illegal_immigramts.gif

I counted at least a dozen packed in that van.

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/491093/bad-statue-5_medium.jpg

...lol

At first I was afraid it was the Ohio State thing they do... Was relieved to see it was just Y.M.C.A.

Like this?

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y284/PCM72/413553066_20a316aa25.jpg

<table class="tborder" align="center" border="0" cellpadding="6" cellspacing="1" width="100%"><tbody><tr valign="top"><td class="alt1" width="20%">http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/47277000/jpg/_47277613_andymccray.jpg
</td> <td class="alt1">
</td></tr></tbody></table>

I hate OSU but the ice OHIO was made by a former student of mine who was our valedictorian. (2nd one on the left) The pitcure was picked up by quite a few news sites, including the BBC.

What's 'Ahio'?

What's 'Ahio'?

Could be a something in Hawaii?

What's 'Ahio'?

Well they did get their edumacation from Ohio State.

http://geeksaresexy.geeksaresexytech.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/macpczombie.png

lulz, I get it.

dola,

I think ahio is Hawai'ian for "nerd"

http://www.collegefootballfansite.com/images/photos/24/245818.jpg

They don't look alike.

They don't look alike.

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/apkillpaul5qz.gif

Bale's best movie!

http://lisalionheart.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/american-psycho-02.jpg

Bale's best movie!

Pocahontas?

Pocahontas?


Newsies: The Revenge

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jX9QklC3G4E/SO0cxWq9QQI/AAAAAAAABUg/CW4T5PEN4Qg/s400/155113__newsies_l.jpg

Attempted to insert a chainsaw and/or nailgun, however my photoshop skills failed me.

First pic nsfw, 2-3 others borderline.

35 Pictures That Demand Explanation.

hxxp://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/life-style/2010/06/35-pictures-that-demand-explanation.html

This is all you need to see...

http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/life-style/assets_c/2010/06/wtf-pics-33-thumb-572xauto-170183.jpg

http://fuck-you-im-an-anteater.com/img/fuck-you-im-an-anteater.jpg

After seeing this last page (outside of MacroGuru's contribution), I just have to say...I'm sorry, Noop. You can post your animated gifs anytime.

http://thepics.ru/not-wallpapers/kino/jennifer_connelly/jennifer_connelly_2.jpg

Tradition...mmmm....Connelly

http://richavady.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/tyson-spinks.jpg

Sun Tzu is my new favorite person on this board...mmm Jennifer Connelly.

http://www.myfreewallpapers.net/cartoons/wallpapers/family-guy-evil-monkey.jpg

What a knockout!

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/2a398335-3d39-44ba-9c4b-b166fffcbcb0.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2510/4174117962_f1390f7209.jpg

http://thesynopsis.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/nicholsondm0302_468x436.jpg

First pic nsfw, 2-3 others borderline.

35 Pictures That Demand Explanation.

hxxp://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/life-style/2010/06/35-pictures-that-demand-explanation.html

What's up with the 6th picture of Harrison Ford in the speedos?

What's up with the 6th picture of Harrison Ford in the speedos?

Someone was having way too much fun with Photoshop.

http://www.infobae.com/adjuntos/imagenes/10/0341051B.jpg

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs306.snc3/28914_110565322320133_110562282320437_70162_6174675_n.jpg

And there is the guy with the freakishly small hands.

Although, maybe with your eyes drawn to her breasts, it is an optical illusion. Kind of like the moon looking bigger on the horizon.

Love these old propaganda/social behavior ads.

http://thegreatgeekmanual.com/images/graphical-gags/april/dungeons-and-dragons-ad.jpg

*cough*

http://www.ballsgohere.com/uploads/51239a9f6f.jpg

*cough*

http://www.ballsgohere.com/uploads/51239a9f6f.jpg

HAHA!!! Should have a few more books in there, but, still funny.

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/33/ru17.gif

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs133.snc4/37008_139253576090288_100000169401546_415051_4413405_n.jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs133.snc4/37008_139253576090288_100000169401546_415051_4413405_n.jpg

HAHA!! Yes, yes I did. As a matter of fact, whenever I hear someone say 'Good news' or 'Good news everyone', I automatically replace their voice with Professor Farnsworth's voice in my head.

HAHA!! Yes, yes I did. As a matter of fact, whenever I hear someone say 'Good news' or 'Good news everyone', I automatically replace their voice with Professor Farnsworth's voice in my head.

Awesome

Professor Putricide, actually!

I don't even play the game, but I think he's one of the coolest looking game characters I've seen in awhile.

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs14/i/2007/025/f/5/Kratos_sculpt_by_MarkNewman.jpg

HAHA!! Yes, yes I did. As a matter of fact, whenever I hear someone say 'Good news' or 'Good news everyone', I automatically replace their voice with Professor Farnsworth's voice in my head.

You say that as if there are people who don't :D

SI

Oh, and Sun Tzu- nice pic. DK- love the minesweeper one

SI

You say that as if there are people who don't :D

SI

Ah! Good point! :)

http://www.infobae.com/adjuntos/imagenes/10/0341051B.jpg

What a work of art.

A beautifully carved silicone structure.

http://idolator.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/katy-perry2.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/TheLionKing/ashley-greene-twilight-leicester-07.jpg

The only good thing to come out of Twilight.

This whole Twilight thing is so foreign to me. I know this is the third movie. But now I'm reading articles about it setting records with the largest opening(most screens) ever?

I thought it was a little fad for teenage girls, no clue it was so huge. Damn weird, I almost want to subject myself to it, almost.

I'll settle for pictures of the female stars as a substitute.

This whole Twilight thing is so foreign to me. I know this is the third movie. But now I'm reading articles about it setting records with the largest opening(most screens) ever?

I thought it was a little fad for teenage girls, no clue it was so huge. Damn weird, I almost want to subject myself to it, almost.

I'll settle for pictures of the female stars as a substitute.

It's not just teenage girls, it's their mothers that got into the books too....It's crazy...I hate Facebook right now because of it...I logon and I see hundreds of posts from my friends that are either going to it, already there or bemoaning the fact they are there with wife and kids...

http://cache-01.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2010/06/dsc_0687_copy.jpg

:D

SI

This whole Twilight thing is so foreign to me. I know this is the third movie. But now I'm reading articles about it setting records with the largest opening(most screens) ever?

I thought it was a little fad for teenage girls, no clue it was so huge. Damn weird, I almost want to subject myself to it, almost.

I'll settle for pictures of the female stars as a substitute.

The first two movies combined to sell 1.1 billion worldwide so it's hardly just the teenage girls watching it. Just to give you an idea of how bottom feeder the series is, here's a review of Eclipse, ie the best reviewed one of the series. (http://www.pajiba.com/film_reviews/the-twilight-saga-eclipse-review-and-now-your-moment-of-zen.php) If you are really bored, here's 45 minute(yes, a 45 minute) review of why New Moon sucked so hard. (http://spoonyexperiment.com/2009/11/22/vlog-11-22-09-new-moon/) And yes, New Moon last for 130 minutes, so that's a lot of sucking and not in the cool vampire kind of way.

My roommate for some ungodly known reason rents the movies and they are clearly a contender for the best unintentional comedy of the year and they make you wish MST3K was still around. There are four of the books and there will be two movies for the last book due to the complex story...um, to milk the cow some more. The end of the series is an absolute clusterfuck of an ending. Somebody laid out the end of the series for a fan of it and I slowly started to grin as her jaw slowly dropped down in the horror of finding out how it ends.

I don't know who the actress posted was for the Eclipse movie, but Anna Kendrick, who also was great in Up in the Air, has been in them as well.

The writing in that review is awesome.

"And I’m not about to bend to the massively popular will of the Twilight franchise because they upped their game from worthless to feeble-brained. We don’t give out gold stars to most improved pieces of shit because someone actually managed to land one in the toilet. At the end of the day, I’m still going to flush it down into the sewer where it belongs. But like the most stubborn of turds, it will no doubt float back up to the top. And someone, I’m sure, will be there to applaud its buoyancy."

I'll chalk my ignorance up to me being single I guess.

My roommate for some ungodly known reason rents the movies and they are clearly a contender for the best unintentional comedy of the year and they make you wish MST3K was still around.

Rifftrax.com some of the MST3K guys are around and making fun of current movies.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/TheLionKing/ashley-greene-twilight-leicester-07.jpg

The only good thing to come out of Twilight.

Do yourself a favor and google "Ashley Greene Sobe". She did a photo shoot for Sobe with body paint.

http://cache-01.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2010/06/dsc_0687_copy.jpg
I find that shirt to be offensive, only because my picture isn't on it.

http://idolator.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/katy-perry2.gif

Katy Perry's awesome.

Katy Perry's awesome.

It's even more funny when you realize it looks like she's pretending to take on two guys in one of the sequences....

Two very well endowed guys at that

Katy Perry's awesome.

That whole video is quite :eek: and http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Gorgonian14/quagmire.gif

http://i39.tinypic.com/65u89u.jpg

This one is for my haters.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Gorgonian14/1274373127999-1.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/TheLionKing/ashley-greene-twilight-leicester-07.jpg

The only good thing to come out of Twilight.

http://i46.tinypic.com/2ptuqvt.jpg

That whole video is quite :eek: and http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Gorgonian14/quagmire.gif

I like the pink stockings.

http://www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.com/funny-picture-photo-sign-djdigital1-pic.jpg

I think the "Neds" makes it even better. Awesome :)

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Gorgonian14/vertical-reese-witherknife.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Gorgonian14/2ed83d2.jpg

I admit, I go here to pass the time sometimes...but this one I liked

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/funny-pictures-kitten-is-rejected-by-peers.jpg...

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/7501/6a00e398b3bb2c000400e39.jpg

Boomstick soup.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y284/PCM72/statlerwaldorf.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y284/PCM72/statlerwaldorf.jpg

QFT

Ha, I had no idea who Stephanie Meyer was, but my guess was spot on.

Professor Putricide, actually!

Same here!

http://smartcanucks.ca/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/mcserious.jpg

http://www.gifsoup.com/view/843714/pillow-fight-o.gif

I love Noopimated gifs

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/rids/20100707/i/r3375749982.jpg
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/rids/20100707/i/r2799659850.jpg
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20100707/capt.aa7aa824b1ca4364a54f2ffbe2ebf49a-aa7aa824b1ca4364a54f2ffbe2ebf49a-0.jpg
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20100707/capt.de108806996c47eea41b8e11a20f7451-de108806996c47eea41b8e11a20f7451-0.jpg
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/rids/20100706/i/r1448416444.jpg

Speaking of fucked-up fuck-ups...

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/33/u6u.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/33/kl-1.jpg

I have this strange feeling I'm being watched...

I love Noopimated gifs

I love pillow fights!

http://c0389161.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/dyn/str_strip/326579.full.gif

http://c0389161.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/dyn/str_strip/326580.full.gif

I'm with the cat.

I'm with the cat.

+1

+1

Yup, gotta go with the cat. Soccer should either, get rid of 3 or 4 players on each side or the goalie is not allowed to use his hands either.

Yup, gotta go with the cat. Soccer should either, get rid of 3 or 4 players on each side or the goalie is not allowed to use his hands either.

Or have Playboy Bunnies pillow fighting in both nets...

A bigger net would help a lot.

On either side of midfield, for 10 yards each way, have a gasoline fire. Talk about the fast break you'd see the really fast break.

(George Carlin, GRHS)

Or have Playboy Bunnies pillow fighting in both nets...

Or Penthouse Pets? And for each goal, they have less and less clothing on.

for everyone that thinks soccer is too slow, Why don't you watch indoor soccer, I'm pretty sure its like life size ping pong with goals

for everyone that thinks soccer is too slow, Why don't you watch indoor soccer, I'm pretty sure its like life size ping pong with goals

Now that I like. Back in the 80s, San Diego's only professional championship franchise was the San Diego Sockers. Juli Vee!!!!!

You know, after 140 pages I was wondering what this thread was missing. I no longer have to wonder.

It was a Brisco County Jr. reference.

Bravo.

yea indoor soccer is pretty rad, I liken it to arena football and both are enjoyable and fast pased.


rad. thats a word I haven't said for 10 years. Rad.

rad. thats a word I haven't said for 10 years. Rad.

http://dailypop.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/tmntcartoon.jpg

Yea Bitch! don't fuck with tmnt. Radical, Duda, Awesome, Excellent, Tubular, Bossa Nova! But the best was: Cowabunga!!!!

Hell yeah man. I was a huge TMNT fan as a kid. I watched practically every episode. I lived with 2 little cousins at the time too...one was in kindergarten and the other was in second grade. It was awesome, we collectively had almost every toy figure out there, including the big-ass Technodrome. We'd play with those things for hours. I bet if I watched either one of the first two movies now I'd actually understand them a hell of a lot better then a did back then too.

Raphael: Cricket? Nobody understands Cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand Cricket!

Took this picture of my television yesterday afternoon. I laughed pretty hard when they revealed the letter under "SUCK." The whole audience and set of contestants and host had a moment of sort of uncomfortable laughter, too.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Gorgonian14/IMG_0035.jpg

People bitch and moan about how soccer doesn't have enough scoring and is too slow. Many of these people who supposedly want action in their sports think arena football is a joke, though.

Fuck you people sideways. All of you.

People bitch and moan about how soccer doesn't have enough scoring and is too slow.

Or better yet, find watching baseball enjoyable.

http://dailypop.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/tmntcartoon.jpg

I love the letters on their belts.

You know, for the colorblind kid who can't tell the difference between a katana, a bo, a nunchaku and a pair of sais.

People bitch and moan about how soccer doesn't have enough scoring and is too slow.

I don't think there's not enough scoring, just not enough scoring chances. When you play 90+ minutes and there are less than 10 true shots on goal, that's a problem. The score is just the outward sign of the real problem.

Soccer isn't active enough for a game with a clock. Baseball is a totally different animal, not comparable at all. In the US, when a sport turns into a passive, boring, "we're not going to try to score" game, we do something about it (see baketball in the 4-corners era). The rest of the world celebrates soccer. I know what side I choose.

I don't think there's not enough scoring, just not enough scoring chances. When you play 90+ minutes and there are less than 10 true shots on goal, that's a problem. The score is just the outward sign of the real problem.

Soccer isn't active enough for a game with a clock. Baseball is a totally different animal, not comparable at all. In the US, when a sport turns into a passive, boring, "we're not going to try to score" game, we do something about it (see baketball in the 4-corners era). The rest of the world celebrates soccer. I know what side I choose.
ok then don't fuck you sideways kthx :)

Here's why the baseball comparison is so off-base.

First, baseball has no clock and is designed as a leisurely-paced game. A game with time restraints that allows participants to so easily control ball possession and limit the opponents (and their own) opportunities to score is a flawed design to start with, IMO. It's one of the reasons why I prefer baseball over even football, because the ends of football games can turn into soccer-like stall tactics. But at least football has a 4-downs rule that forces the action to some extent. You keep gaining 10 yards every 3 or 4 plays, you deserve to run the clock down. Soccer has nothing like that, and it's just excerbated with high skill level teams, IMO. You come watch my team play, and our league is more exciting simply because most of us aren't skilled enough to be able to keep possession to run out the clock with a 1 goal lead.

Second, in contrast to soccer, while the action is slow-developing and sporadic in baseball, the game's design forces teams to try to score, at the risk of being out-scored - by way of the pitcher/hitter match-up. You can score 1 run and make the decision that 1 run is all you need to win, but the other team is guaranteed an equal chance to score. There is no "we've scored 1 goal so now all we have to do is sit back, hold the ball, and deprive the other team of opportunities to score while the clock runs out" mechanism in baseball. To be fair, that is a strategy, and a good/smart one in a game like soccer, but it doesn't necessarily translate to an enjoyable entertainment experience as a spectator.

http://www.personadondada.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/goblinmanposter_filmjunk.jpg

IMAGES PLEASE

Take your candyass girl talk elsewhere.

Yeah take the soccer baseball bitching to another thread, this is an images thread!

http://blog.newsok.com/staticblog/files/2010/01/Katy-Perry-5.jpg

Even Bogey couldn't resist sneaking a peak.

this is an images thread!


http://rlv.zcache.com/soccer_sucks_tshirt-p235798353132200325qn4z_400.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/33/85e4dc.jpg
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/33/6c2fbb.jpg
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/33/a3d720.jpg
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/33/182bed.jpg

That baby picture makes me wonder if we aren't related to frogs.

http://imgur.com/lqZDJ.gif

lollerskates!

http://imgur.com/lqZDJ.gif

People do really stupid crap all the time, seemingly.

I love the kid sitting and watching. He only jumped up in alarm at the end - what was the result that he was expecting to come out of this that he was not alarmed about?

hmmm...to start a nupage

http://blog-static.excite.eu/it/blogs/bio/share/img/femme_fatale.jpg

Apollonia anyone?

hmmm...to start a nupage

I hope it involves boobs...womens boobs.

http://blog-static.excite.eu/it/blogs/bio/share/img/femme_fatale.jpg

Apollonia anyone?

Never let her drive your car.

Never let her drive your car.

Just don't be in or near the car when she starts the ignition.

Just don't be in or near the car when she starts the ignition.

Monday, Tuesday, Friday, Thursday, Wednesday...

I love the kid sitting and watching. He only jumped up in alarm at the end - what was the result that he was expecting to come out of this that he was not alarmed about?

I think they were expecting the kid to clear the fence.

I think they were expecting the kid to clear the fence.

He was rather confident in his friend's abilities then. I guess that's admirable. I would have started dialing 911 already.

He was rather confident in his friend's abilities then. I guess that's admirable. I would have started dialing 911 already.

This, in a nutshell, is the difference between adolescence and adulthood.

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa294/mustangman1967gt/Indiana-Lebron-heart.jpg

That's not going to last long.

That's not going to last long.

Especially if it's priced right.

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/5/15/633779663255713155-Mowing.jpg

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/1/5/633667567944866039-Reflection.jpg

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/12/22/633970608881148670-ChristmasinAlabama.jpg

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2010/3/18/634045390086078295-FAMOUSCARS.jpg

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/6/4/633796972094042840-PHOTOBOMBER.jpg

Tucker...you're not exactly on a roll man.

These are shit, and I dont mean the shit either...unless we're talking about the shit I just took about two hours ago.

:popcorn:

http://johnbatchelorshow.com/images/AAHG191_8x10~Babe-Ruth-Red-Sox-Posters.jpg

http://www.buoy.com/~bonfire/acdc79.jpg