Deepest, darkest secrets you're willing to share about yourself

[baumy300]

Only rule in this thread (other than OSTOS) is no ragging on anyone else for what they post. Think of this as a "confessional".

Here goes:

* More times than not, I listen to Huey Lewis & The News, Hanson, and Billy Joel while I work out. John Cougar Mellencamp makes appearances as well.

* Although this may not be uncommon, I once waited to ask a girl out until 2 days after her birthday. I also told her I couldn't hang out on her birthday because "family was in town" so I didn't have to buy her a gift.

* As a child, I used to sit in a tree and use my BB gun to pluck birds out of my elderly neighbors prized birdhouse. I told them, my parents, and the police that "cats" must be getting the birds and still haven't confessed to this day.

* Although this one deserves it's own side story ( and trust me, it's great) I once won the science fair by playing PS1 and pretty much doing nothing else while all my classmates had to do actual homework for 2 months.

* I used to download pornography on the family computer and blame my dad and brother. Sometimes I would title it like "kylesbigtittyvid.mpeg" so if it was found I was in the clear.

[Chrisksaint]

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* I used to download pornography on the family computer and blame my dad and brother. Sometimes I would title it like "kylesbigtittyvid.mpeg" so if it was found I was in the clear.

This is hilarious.

I don't mind listening to older pop music(comes up on my Pandora a lot), and yes that includes TLC, Britney Spears, etc. One of my favorites being Aguilera as I think she has serious talent

[ImTellinTim]

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There is absolutely nothing wrong with Huey Lewis and the News.

[Phobia]

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This one is something I have never told anyone.

*I once tapped a girl who had a STD. In which I did not know before of course, yet this bitch told me AFTER. I quickly never spoke to her again and went get tested. Luckily I came back clean (One of my best days of my life)!!! Yet was a strong wake up that bitches be crazy*

Now back to never speaking of this again.

[Graphik]

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Hmm...where to start. This is much easier to do with stangers.

*I'm a 33 year old black male and I pretty much have a passion for the Beatles, the Doors and alot of older 60s hippie rock bands. My friends think I'm wierd when they come over and hear me blasting "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" over the stereo given the fact that we're tryna break into the hip hop scene.

*In a desperate plea for attention when I was 14, I once threatened to kill myself with my pops lil .22. I guess out of teenage angst. I did it in front of all my friends from back then...in fact, we still mention it from time to time. Its a joke now and I'm nowhere close to where I was at 14 mentally and I honestly wasn't gonna do it. Just wanted the attention.

*Speaking of that .22 pistol. When I was 19, I lended the gun to a friend of mine who was 17 at the time for protective reasons. (He had trouble seeing this girl in the bad part of the neirborhood) Dumb idea in retrospect cause he ended up shooting his god brother in the neck playing around with it one day. The god brothers parents sued us all. I was held liable..didn't serve any jail time but I caught hell from my folks cause their insurance got screwed. Long story short, we're still all cool. Bullet it still lodged in my friends neck to this day. Dont really like telling ppl this story cause I had some bad judgment wit that one.

*Last but not least, I dated my high school sweetheart for all 4 years but never had sex. Plenty of make out sessions but we were both young scared teens...well to be honest, I never made that move. I still know the girl btw.

[TripleCrown9]

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I didn't have my first kiss until I was 15. Coincidentally it was a couple weeks after I held a girl's hand in a "serious" manner for the first time.

In other words, I was pretty lame growing up.

Then I dated one of her friends, and things were really, really physical with her. To a point where things remained physical after we broke up.

[ScoobySnax]

LMAO @ kylesbigtittyvid. Baumy is always on that other ish.

I'll be back in later to share mine.

[Chef Matt]

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I don't know how to filet a fish.

Spoiler

I'm an executive chef. :facepalm: (I actually plan on learning this summer I need it to get to the next level of certification)

I love the No strings attached album by NSYNC. I had every song memorized from start to finish.

When I do online courses for CEU's, I cheat by printing the pages of the material then skipping straight to the test.

[baumy300]

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* While in middle school, teachers used to send out these "progress reports" which were definitely a bad thing. They would be an update addressed to your parents either regarding behavior, grades, or both. I always used to go get the mail after school and take any envelopes out that were from the school. I hid these all in a shoebox until one day a teacher was talking to my mom at the grocery store and asked why she never responded to any progress reports... The worst one I have ever received stated "Michael would be an excellent candidate for clown school."

* When my sister was born and in the process of growing up, I would always shut her bedroom door when walking down the hall because her doll collection would scare the piss out of me.

* At my first ever job, I helped the kitchen in a retirement home. There was this very mean, evil little woman named Amy. I called her "The Troll." She was lactose intolerant and it was my job to have their beverages of choice waiting for them at their assigned spot on the table before they arrived. One day before work I indulged in an illegal herb and thought it would be funny to give her regular milk. She **** her pants in the dining room.

[TheMatrix31]

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I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

[Graphik]

Re: Deepest, darkest secrets you're willing to share about yourself

I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

So I'm guessing you served your sentence at the Folsom Prison?

[WDOgF0reL1fe]

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*In high school there were 4 of us friends. 2 girls, 2 guys. Me and the guy were best friends, and the 2 girls were best friends. My best friend and I dated these best friends for more than a year. Then I broke up with my gf after more than a year, to which he eventually ended it with his gf a couple months after. Well, me and the other girl ended up talking shortly thereafter and hooked up for a couple months until we stopped for one reason or another. Neither my best friend to this day, or the girls best friend (My ex gf) know. Its been 7 years.

[Graphik]

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*In high school there were 4 of us friends. 2 girls, 2 guys. Me and the guy were best friends, and the 2 girls were best friends. My best friend and I dated these best friends for more than a year. Then I broke up with my gf after more than a year, to which he eventually ended it with his gf a couple months after. Well, me and the other girl ended up talking shortly thereafter and hooked up for a couple months until we stopped for one reason or another. Neither my best friend to this day, or the girls best friend (My ex gf) know. Its been 7 years.

Damn that cold, lol.

[Chef Matt]

Re: Deepest, darkest secrets you're willing to share about yourself

Reminds me. My first time was with my best friends sister. She was 2 years older than me. That one however, I did NOT keep a secret.

[dickey1331]

Deepest, darkest secrets you're willing to share about yourself

My first time was with my ex wife's best friend

My first kiss was with my ex wife.

I didn't have my first kiss until I was 18.