Who is the HEART of your team?

[Hobbes-]

Without a doubt...

Buster Wolfe (5026158)
32 yeas, solid form, healthy
A pleasant guy who is calm and honest.
Has passable experience and solid leadership abilities.

Speciality: Powerful

Nationality: USA
Assessed value: 86 000 US$
Wage: 1 350 US$/week
Owner: Fockers
Warnings: 0

Stamina: excellent Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: passable Passing: passable
Winger: passable Defending: weak
Scoring: inadequate Set Pieces: poor

66 matches played for this team.

8/4/2003 Fockers - zyzzerz 100%
8/11/2003 Fockers - The Mad Huligan 100%
8/14/2003 Camo's Elite Ra - Fockers 100%
1/19/2004 The Mad Huligan - Fockers 100%


This past week Buster went from Inad PM'ing to Passable. What other guy can say that when he's in decent form he's started for a team from the Get-Go.. 1.5 years ago. Not only has he played for so many seasons now, but he has also been the team captain for every match he plays. Buster will be looking to obtain 4* this week. As you can see.. he also still gives 100% day in and day out. What a true player.

Do you have anyone that can match Buster? Also.. I need a good nickname for this guy.. any ideas?

[Poli]

Jerome Bettis. No doubt. The career scoring leader for the North County Raiders.

[Alf]

Johan Severs. 27yo. One of the originals. solid scorer
- has started 53 games
- scored 50 goals (including 6 hattricks)
- team captain
- possible future team coach

[The Afoci]

"Don't" Buster "nut in a" Wolfe
Buster "Dances with" Wolfe

I got nothing.

[vex]

Keith Perez (7367117)
31 years, inadequate form, healthy
A sympathetic guy who is calm and dishonest.
Has inadequate experience and disastrous leadership abilities.


Speciality: Powerful

Nationality: USA
Assessed value: 74 000 US$
Wage: 1 290 US$/week
Owner: NE Oklahoma Sidekicks
Warnings: 1


Stamina: excellent Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: weak Passing: poor
Winger: passable Defending: inadequate
Scoring: solid Set Pieces: disastrous

Career Goals: 44
Career Hattricks: 3
League goals this season: 6
Cup goals this season: 2


Original team member. He sure isn't a leader though.

[The Afoci]

Dan Woodson (8582418)
20 years, solid form, healthy
A sympathetic guy who is temperamental and honest.
Has poor experience and weak leadership abilities.

Nationality: USA
Assessed value: 604 000 US$
Wage: 2 190 US$/week
Owner: Fighting Crawfish
Warnings: 2


Stamina: excellent Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: formidable Passing: inadequate
Winger: poor Defending: passable
Scoring: poor Set Pieces: poor

Career Goals: 20
Career Hattricks: 0
League goals this season: 1
Cup goals this season: 4

He is about a week from Outstanding and will be trained to Brilliant+.

[Icy]

Pedro Alvarado (16265672)
25 years, passable form, healthy
A pleasant guy who is tranquil and honest.
Has weak experience and poor leadership abilities.

Nationality: España
Assessed value: 148 000 Euro
Wage: 1 050 Euro/week
Owner: Swamioms FC
Warnings: 0


Stamina: passable Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: solid Passing: inadequate
Winger: inadequate Defending: weak
Scoring: disastrous Set Pieces: weak

Career Goals: 5
Career Hattricks: 0
League goals this season: 2
Cup goals this season: 0

[Vikas]

I'd really have to go with one of my youthpulls, my favourite player who's gonna stay at my team for a loooong while. Playing his 3rd cap tonight :)

Twan Doeleman (11498577)
19 years, solid form, healthy
I speak Nederlands!


A pleasant guy who is calm and upright.
Has wretched experience and inadequate leadership abilities.

Also part of Team U-20 Nederland!

Nationality: Nederland
Assessed value: 1 938 000 Euro
Wage: 4 920 Euro/week
Owner: SubSpace
Warnings: 0


Stamina: excellent Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: magnificent Passing: passable
Winger: inadequate Defending: poor
Scoring: poor Set Pieces: poor

Matches for National U-20 team: 2
Career Goals: 6
Career Hattricks: 0
League goals this season: 5
Cup goals this season: 0

[vex]

Vikas, what was he when you pulled him?

[Vikas]

17yo solid

[Vikas]

Nate, call him "Big" Busty Wolfe or something....i dunno....nevermind :P

[Hobbes-]

Twan Doeleman (11498577)
19 years, solid form, healthy
I speak Nederlands!




OMG I speak Nederlands too!!!

[Hobbes-]

Buster "Dances with" Wolfe


That might stick

[Raven Hawk]

I'd call Buster something like:

"Puffer" it references the Wolfe of the 3 pigs tale and it also references the amount of drugs he needs to keep the arthritis at bay.

or

Since he is the heart of your team and is the leader in any game that he plays, how about "Alpha" Wolfe.

[Havok]

Omar Nairn
147 000 US$, 22 years, excellent form
Has wretched experience and poor leadership abilities

Stamina: excellent Keeper: disastrous
Playmaking: inadequate Passing: weak
Winger: poor Defending: solid
Scoring: weak Set Pieces: inadequate


i bought omar just 4 days after starting HT as a low passable defender, I've since trainined him up to Mid-solid before switching to PM training. He's played in 55 matches for my team so far and he'll probally retire as a Misfit.

[FrogMan]

For me, I'd have to go with the "divine" one, God, Michael God that is...


<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top>http://195.149.159.156/Common/images/dresses/back_old/n7/dressback04.gif </TD><TD vAlign=top>Michael God (5584713) http://195.149.159.156/Common/images/bookmark_16x16.gif (http://195.149.159.156/Common/bookmarks.asp?action=AddConfirm&BookmarkTypeID=2&ObjectID=5584713) http://195.149.159.156/Common/images/warned_1.gif
29 years, passable form, healthy </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>A nasty fellow who is balanced and honest.
Has weak experience and weak leadership abilities.


Speciality: Technical

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<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=1 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>Career Goals: </TD><TD>24 </TD></TR><TR><TD>Career Hattricks: </TD><TD>1 </TD></TR><TR><TD>League goals this season: </TD><TD>4 </TD></TR><TR><TD>Cup goals this season: </TD><TD>2 </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

God will most certainly never be sold from my team. He is currently one of my two starting forward, and whenever I buy an excellent or formidable one with nice passing (my next big buy on the market), he'll remain at least as a backup, and eventually, he'll remain as an ambassador, playing a friendly here and there. But we're talking in at least 2-3 seasons before he's gone to the ambassador role...

About two weeks ago, I almost bought an excellent scorer with passable passing named Jesus, that would have been kind of cool to see them both on the field at the same time :)

FM

[Vikas]

Frogger, post the image of his face! I've always wanted to know what God looks like! :)

[FrogMan]

hehehe :) there ya go...


edit: I'll have to do a screen shot tonigh because when I did the simple copy/paste, it showed all the part of his head separately...

FM

[saintjo]

For me I would have to say...

Jody Hutchison (14908290)
19 years, solid form, healthy
A sympathetic guy who is balanced and righteous.
Has wretched experience and wretched leadership abilities.

Nationality: USA
Assessed value: 164 000 US$
Wage: 870 US$/week
Owner: St Louis Saints
Warnings: 1


Stamina: excellent Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: poor Passing: poor
Winger: wretched Defending: excellent
Scoring: wretched Set Pieces: disastrous

Career Goals: 2
Career Hattricks: 0
League goals this season: 2
Cup goals this season: 0

He was one of my first purchases almost 2 seasons ago for 15k. Since then he has never missed a match because of an injury or cards. In fact he has played in every league match I have ever played except 1. That one he played a cup match for me instead.
Unfortunately for me, my plan is to sell him in about 6 more weeks when he hits formidable defense. I hope he finds a good home.

[Hobbes-]

I'd call Buster something like:
"Puffer" it references the Wolfe of the 3 pigs tale and it also references the amount of drugs he needs to keep the arthritis at bay.


Hmm..

Buster "Puffer" Wolfe.. sounds good to me.. and I'm sure we can migrate to "The Puff" or "P Wolfy" or something more creative..

[Hobbes-]

hehehe :) there ya go...


edit: I'll have to do a screen shot tonigh because when I did the simple copy/paste, it showed all the part of his head separately...

FM

It was a sign Frogger.. that we should not see his true picture.. the halo of his head will hafta do...

[BishopMVP]

<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top>Stefan Pettersson (77647) http://195.149.159.158/Common/images/warned_1.gif

36 years, weak form, healthy
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>A controversial person who is balanced and honest.
Has brilliant experience and inadequate leadership abilities.

Speciality: Quick

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<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=1 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>Career Goals: </TD><TD>42 </TD></TR><TR><TD>Career Hattricks: </TD><TD>1 </TD></TR><TR><TD>League goals this season: </TD><TD>8 </TD></TR><TR><TD>Cup goals this season: </TD><TD>1 </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>



Purchased him on May 25th last year right before the announced experience changes for $74,000. Team Captain and Set Piece taker almost every game, while consistently getting 3.5-4* at Defensive WB or CD. 2nd in the series in scoring to a teammate. Also, will become my coach once Jean Duarte, currently a Solid/Weak Defensive Minded Coach drops to either poor leadership or Passable Coaching. Depends on my series next year, how much of an effect Leadership has and (knock on wood) if Stefan ever injures himself. Currently 453,000 to turn him into a Solid Coach, 3.2 million for an excellent.

[MikeVic]

About two weeks ago, I almost bought an excellent scorer with passable passing named Jesus, that would have been kind of cool to see them both on the field at the same time :)

FM

That would be ultra-cool... If you pulled this off, you should've gotten some sort of monetary award in hattrick. :D

[KevinNU7]

William Ferrell (16353256)
19 years, solid form, healthy
We're going streaking!!!!

A sympathetic guy who is fiery and dishonest.
Has disastrous experience and poor leadership abilities.

Nationality: USA
Assessed value: 191 000 US$
Wage: 920 US$/week
Owner: Boston Bashers
Warnings: 0


Stamina: inadequate Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: excellent+2 Passing: inadequate
Winger: wretched Defending: inadequate
Scoring: wretched Set Pieces: poor

Career Goals: 3
Career Hattricks: 0
League goals this season: 2
Cup goals this season: 0

Fan favorite, because of the name and pic, if you took the real Will Ferrell and picutred him at age 19 he probably looked like this guy.

William was a passable PM youuth pull in the middle of last season and after a few weeks at winger he finally got into the IMF training program. He's progressed nicely and will probably put up 3.5 to 4 stars at the start of next season if the stamina training goes well.

[robbgmaier]

Without a doubt...

Buster Wolfe (5026158)
32 yeas, solid form, healthy
A pleasant guy who is calm and honest.
Has passable experience and solid leadership abilities.

Speciality: Powerful

Nationality: USA
Assessed value: 86 000 US$
Wage: 1 350 US$/week
Owner: Fockers
Warnings: 0

Stamina: excellent Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: passable Passing: passable
Winger: passable Defending: weak
Scoring: inadequate Set Pieces: poor

66 matches played for this team.

8/4/2003 Fockers - zyzzerz 100%
8/11/2003 Fockers - The Mad Huligan 100%
8/14/2003 Camo's Elite Ra - Fockers 100%
1/19/2004 The Mad Huligan - Fockers 100%


This past week Buster went from Inad PM'ing to Passable. What other guy can say that when he's in decent form he's started for a team from the Get-Go.. 1.5 years ago. Not only has he played for so many seasons now, but he has also been the team captain for every match he plays. Buster will be looking to obtain 4* this week. As you can see.. he also still gives 100% day in and day out. What a true player.

Do you have anyone that can match Buster? Also.. I need a good nickname for this guy.. any ideas?

Buster "Virgin(ia)" Wolfe

[saintjo]

If William Ferrell (16353256) had a powerful specialty he could have been...
William "Frank The Tank" Ferrell

[KevinNU7]

If William Ferrell (16353256) had a powerful specialty he could have been...
William "Frank The Tank" FerrellDamn! That would have been sweet.

Right now he goes by Will "We're going streaking" Ferrell. The crowd also has a chant they do when he scores.

He's fast, he's quick
Old School's his favorite flick
WILL-IAM FERRELL (clap-clap-clapclapclap)
WILL-IAM FERRELL (clap-clap-clapclapclap)

[DataKing]

Do I even need to answer this one? :)

#5 Arlen "Headcase" Lucas

Position: Wingback

23 years old, inadequate (5) form, healthy.

A sympathetic guy who is temperamental and honest.
Has poor experience and inadequate leadership abilities.

Specialty: Head

Nationality: American
Assessed Value: $763,000
Wage: $5,200 per week

Stamina: Excellent
Playmaking: Poor
Winger: Passable
Scoring: Poor
Goaltending: Disastrous
Passing: Wretched
Defending: Outstanding
Set Pieces: Poor

One of the first acquisitions ever made by the Seamen, "Headcase" as he is affectionately called has come to epitomize the tough-as-nails defensive attitude of the club. He has appeared in 74 competitive (league and cup) matches for the club, tallying eleven goals, fourteen bookings, and many a bruised and battered opponent during that time. He also has averaged one suspension in each of his first five seasons.

I can only recall two occasions where opponents were able to score header goals with Arlen on the pitch. He has earned 31 Team Match MVP awards, as well as the team's Best Defense Player and Most Valuable Player awards each of the last three seasons.

[Katon]

Stewart O'Shea
688 000 £, 20 years, excellent form
Has disastrous experience and poor leadership abilities

Stamina: solid Keeper: disastrous
Playmaking: formidable Passing: inadequate
Winger: wretched Defending: passable
Scoring: solid Set Pieces: wretched


Former youth pull, my only 4-star player, and good enough to start for me in midfield and up front. Will be my first ever Outstanding player and will probably still be around when I change training systems.

[Rich1033]

Sami Heiramo
528 000 US$, 21 years, solid form
Has weak experience and weak leadership abilities

Stamina: excellent Keeper: disastrous
Playmaking: inadequate Passing: inadequate
Winger: weak Defending: poor
Scoring: formidable Set Pieces: wretched

Sami was bought for 55K on 3-20-03 and has remained a starter the whole time. Right now he is my best player and can be counted on for at least 4 stars a match. He will continue to be trained until I change training programs at the end of next season.

[Mr. Wednesday]

Without a doubt, for Brays Bayou it's:

Brad Courtney
84 000 US$, 30 years, inadequate form
Has inadequate experience and passable leadership abilities [Technical]


Stamina: excellent Keeper: disastrous
Playmaking: solid Passing: wretched
Winger: inadequate Defending: inadequate
Scoring: poor Set Pieces: poor


Brad is an original player, he wears the #10 shirt, he's the team captain, and he's the best field player when he's in good form (having been surpassed by my keepers). He plays a tough game in defensive midfield, earning a suspension in each of the team's two full seasons.

[Raven Hawk]

Karl "Techmo" Ekmo (1361973)
25 years, excellent form, healthy
How many wing backs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, because they use an asymmentrical 3-5-2. What? You don't think that was funny? Ok. I run by you now.

A pleasant guy who is tranquil and honest.
Has solid experience and passable leadership abilities.

Speciality: Powerful

Nationality: Sverige
Assessed value: 196 000 US$
Wage: 1 944 US$/week including 20% Bonus
Owner: Gargoyles
Warnings: 0

Stamina: excellent Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: passable Passing: weak
Winger: solid Defending: inadequate
Scoring: weak Set Pieces: poor

Career Goals: 16
Career Hattricks: 0
League goals this season: 2
Cup goals this season: 1

Karl comes to the United States, like many HT soccer players do, by the way of Sweden. Karl first joined THE EVIL GARGS back when they were simply known as the Gargoyles. Currently, he is learning the ropes from coach Mark Dessaux and holds the position as team leader. Rumor has it that the Gargoyles are grooming Karl to become their coach.

Karl's nickname came relatively easy as, Cornelius Ball, striker and avid Nintendo fan, recalled the glory days of gaming consoles. "Techmo" holds down the left wing or "The West Wing" as the Gargs like to call it when their team leader, Karl Ekmo, is playing the position.

Their is no telling how many more games the experienced winger will play for the Gargoyles. However, everybody in Chicago knows that "Techmo" will be with the Gargs for seasons upon seasons to come, either as player, coach or player/coach.

Rumor has it that Coach Dessaux can feel the pressure from his potential successor and has lost a lot of motivation and leadership ability.

Karl is a 3.5 - 4 star winger who has played in 51 competitive matches for the Gargoyles in 3+ seasons with the Gargoyles.

[robbgmaier]

Karl "Techmo" Ekmo (1361973)
25 years, excellent form, healthy
How many wing backs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, because they use an asymmentrical 3-5-2. What? You don't think that was funny? Ok. I run by you now.

A pleasant guy who is tranquil and honest.
Has solid experience and passable leadership abilities.

Speciality: Powerful

Nationality: Sverige
Assessed value: 196 000 US$
Wage: 1 944 US$/week including 20% Bonus
Owner: Gargoyles
Warnings: 0

Stamina: excellent Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: passable Passing: weak
Winger: solid Defending: inadequate
Scoring: weak Set Pieces: poor

Career Goals: 16
Career Hattricks: 0
League goals this season: 2
Cup goals this season: 1

Karl comes to the United States, like many HT soccer players do, by the way of Sweden. Karl first joined THE EVIL GARGS back when they were simply known as the Gargoyles. Currently, he is learning the ropes from coach Mark Dessaux and holds the position as team leader. Rumor has it that the Gargoyles are grooming Karl to become their coach.

Karl's nickname came relatively easy as, Cornelius Ball, striker and avid Nintendo fan, recalled the glory days of gaming consoles. "Techmo" holds down the left wing or "The West Wing" as the Gargs like to call it when their team leader, Karl Ekmo, is playing the position.

Their is no telling how many more games the experienced winger will play for the Gargoyles. However, everybody in Chicago knows that "Techmo" will be with the Gargs for seasons upon seasons to come, either as player, coach or player/coach.

Rumor has it that Coach Dessaux can feel the pressure from his potential successor and has lost a lot of motivation and leadership ability.

Karl is a 3.5 - 4 star winger who has played in 51 competitive matches for the Gargoyles in 3+ seasons with the Gargoyles.

why isn't this guy's nickname "tekleme"?

[Blade6119]

Ruben Cutler (8611552)
21 years, passable form, healthy
A popular guy who is balanced and honest.
Has wretched experience and solid leadership abilities.

Nationality: USA
Assessed value: 2 386 000 US$
Wage: 8 350 US$/week
Owner: Blade Bombers
Warnings: 0


Stamina: inadequate Goaltending: magnificent
Playmaking: disastrous Passing: disastrous
Winger: disastrous Defending: disastrous
Scoring: disastrous Set Pieces: poor

Need i say more as to why hes my star?

[3ric]

Joakim Hylind (4918734)
30 years, passable form, healthy
A controversial person who is tranquil and infamous.
Has poor experience and weak leadership abilities.

Nationality: Sverige
Assessed value: 460 000 kr
Wage: 9 800 kr/week
Owner: IFK Bananskruv
Warnings: 1


Stamina: excellent Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: weak Passing: poor
Winger: wretched Defending: solid
Scoring: wretched Set Pieces: passable

He's always the centre-back in my 3-5-2, except for a short time early this season as he lost his form. I was worried a while, but then he started to gain form in the reserves and was back in the lineup after three weeks. Has started 50 league games for the Bananskruv.

[Coffee Warlord]

While Galesburg is filled with some colorful personalities (Loven and PINTO!, to name a couple), there is no question who 'The Man' is on our team. He's not a starter, he's not even that good, but he is the heart and soul of our team.

Who is it? Who else?

Daryl Mosley (7332341)
31 years, solid form

A popular guy who is temperamental and dishonest.
Has weak experience and inadequate leadership abilities.

Stamina: excellent Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: inadequate Passing: inadequate
Winger: wretched Defending: weak
Scoring: passable Set Pieces: solid

Career Goals: 31
Career Hattricks: 3
League goals this season: 0
Cup goals this season: 2

Top Offensive Player for Season 18, when Mosley led V.38 in scoring with 15 goals.

I will never, ever, ever get rid of Mosley. He wouldn't net much on the market, he's a reliable backup forward, and well, he's Daryl Mosley!

Edit: Daryl Mosley also has the distinction of sustaining the worst injury for a Galesburg player in history, and making a hellacious comeback. In the final game of season 18, he suffered a horrendous 6 week injury. It was 2/3rds through the next season before he was sufficiently recovered to play. But he lived, and he's still kickin!

[DukeRulesMAB]

No question here.

Matthew Matlock
1 650 000 US$, 20 years, excellent form
Has wretched experience and poor leadership abilities


Stamina: weak Keeper: outstanding
Playmaking: disastrous Passing: disastrous
Winger: disastrous Defending: disastrous
Scoring: wretched Set Pieces: poor


Not because he's my best player (though he is), but because of what he allows us to do. Because of both his skill and his form (he's been in excellent form the vast majority of this season), we can play a 3-5-2 with an offensive coach and no defender better than Solid, and still pull a defense with all Outstanding/Formidables. That, my friends, is value to the team. :)

[Fonzie]

Hugo Gunter (8314975)
20 years, passable form, healthy
Are those my intestines?! OH MY GOD, THOSE ARE MY INTESTINES!

A pleasant guy who is balanced and dishonest.
Has poor experience and wretched leadership abilities.

Nationality: USA
Assessed value: 495 000 US$
Wage: 2 020 US$/week
Owner: Gasmasters
Warnings: 1

Stamina: excellent Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: formidable Passing: passable
Winger: poor Defending: wretched
Scoring: poor Set Pieces: weak

Career Goals: 6
Career Hattricks: 0
League goals this season: 0
Cup goals this season: 0

Hugo was one of my first purchases in HT, and he has done very well in the last year (real time). He has started 36 competitive matches for us and has six career goals to his credit. He's a 4-star player who is halfway to being outstanding. If it weren't for him my crappy midfield would be much, much crappier.

[Raven Hawk]

why isn't this guy's nickname "tekleme"?

Because I'm sure that I don't know what that means. ;)

[Hobbes-]

Ruben Cutler (8611552)
21 years, passable form, healthy
A popular guy who is balanced and honest.
Has wretched experience and solid leadership abilities.

Stamina: inadequate Goaltending: magnificent
Playmaking: disastrous Passing: disastrous
Winger: disastrous Defending: disastrous
Scoring: disastrous Set Pieces: poor

Need i say more as to why hes my star?

I thought this was the "heart" of your team not your "star player"

[Blade6119]

he is the heart of my team as well...my team captain and rock of salvation...and an american which seems to be getting more rare in this game

[Doug5984]

Cody Stubblefield (8488983)
20 years, solid form, healthy
A sympathetic guy who is calm and honest.
Has weak experience and passable leadership abilities.

Speciality: Powerful

Nationality: USA
Assessed value: 788 000 US$
Wage: 2 770 US$/week
Owner: Louisiana Cyclones
Warnings: 0


Stamina: excellent Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: wretched Passing: inadequate
Winger: passable Defending: outstanding
Scoring: weak Set Pieces: poor


One of the first players I ever bought, he was 17 way back then...Has played 41 League / Cup games, the most on my team by 5...and he has been the man of the match just about everygame for the past 2 seasons.

[FrogMan]

It was a sign Frogger.. that we should not see his true picture.. the halo of his head will hafta do...
despite the very obvious sign, I'm sure many, or at least some of you are curious, so here's what God looks like......

D
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http://webhome.idirect.com/~stevegougeon/god.gif

totally bald, don't know why, but it just fits right... :)

FM

[robbgmaier]

Because I'm sure that I don't know what that means. ;)

tekle me ekmo....does that help? :rolleyes:

[lytic]

Here is my Captain (sometimes) and original team member:

Steve Crain (3978177)
30 years, solid form, healthy
I speak US English!


A controversial person who is balanced and honest.
Has inadequate experience and passable leadership abilities.


Speciality: Unpredictable

Nationality: USA
Assessed value: 60 000 US$
Wage: 1 010 US$/week
Owner: SouthPark Cows
Warnings: 1


Stamina: excellent Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: solid Passing: poor
Winger: weak Defending: weak
Scoring: wretched Set Pieces: passable

Career Goals: 16
Career Hattricks: 0
League goals this season: 1
Cup goals this season: 2

Top 10 matches for this team.

Date Match Rating
8/4/2003 The Mad Huligan - SouthPark Cows 100%
8/11/2003 SouthPark Cows - Aviators 100%
8/7/2003 Janus FC - SouthPark Cows 100%
7/31/2003 Arkansas Sparta - SouthPark Cows 99%
7/28/2003 SouthPark Cows - Fockers 98%
1/5/2004 Arsenal A.C. - SouthPark Cows 95%
10/20/2003 SouthPark Cows - The Mad Huligan 94%
1/12/2004 SouthPark Cows - EVillIVE 93%
7/24/2003 Alaska Huns - SouthPark Cows 93%
1/19/2004 Mountaineer Soc - SouthPark Cows 92%

108 matches played for this team.

[lytic]

tekle me ekmo....does that help? :rolleyes:


OH GAWD!!!!!!!

GET THE TAR AND FEATHERS!!!

[terpkristin]

Because I'm too lazy to have 2 IE windows open at once, I've got 2 players that I consider the "heart" of RTFC.

One is Brad Hidalgo, one of the few players I was dealt when I started HT and still have. Granted, he hasn't seen play time in....at least a season and a half, I think, but he's a clown, so he stays with my team.

The other is Jonathan Dixon, my 17 year old stud formidable GK, who along with IM Pablo Lopez Basaguren, routinely gets MVP honors in my A-squad matches.

~tk

[sterlingice]

For the longest time, it was Mick Starks. He doesn't have the flashiest stats but he made a great offensive winger and added 2+ levels to that side of the offense so the H-Gun variation of the run-and-shoot was built off of him.

However, it really has to be Timber: Tim Kimber, keeper extraorinaire. I bought him 1 week below excellent for a nice rate of $313K. He definitely helps out the subpar defense and comes up big in a lot of big games. Not only that, but his 2 weeks in inadequate form earlier this month were 2 of only 3 weeks he hasn't been in passable or better form in the more than 3 seasons he's been in Houston.

SI

[YoSoySean]

There's two choices here for me...

Billy Bob Connelly
79 000 US$, 30 years, solid form
Has passable experience and wretched leadership abilities


Stamina: passable Keeper: disastrous
Playmaking: solid Passing: poor
Winger: wretched Defending: inadequate
Scoring: weak Set Pieces: brilliant

Back when I showed up regularly in #int-htradio, Billy Bob was like a mascot for my team. Also, in my first season in IV, he led the series with 19 goals as an IM. Who says set pieces are useless? :P

Then, as always, there's "friendly filler" Buster Arce. No nickname needed for him.

[apoc]

Kjell Gunnarsson (112811)
33 years, inadequate form, healthy
A excellent coach who is fond of attacking
A sympathetic guy who is balanced and upright.
Has brilliant experience and inadequate leadership abilities.


Speciality: Powerful

Nationality: Sverige
Assessed value: 526 000 US$
Wage: 10 332 US$/week including 20% Bonus
Owner: Knights of the Apocalypse
Warnings: 0


Stamina: excellent Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: magnificent Passing: inadequate
Winger: wretched Defending: passable
Scoring: weak Set Pieces: inadequate

Career Goals: 60
Career Hattricks: 0
League goals this season: 1
Cup goals this season: 1

Coach and #3 Midfielder. He is also has the second most competative match appearances of any player still playing in competative match for me. (62 to my number 2 midfielders 63)

Unfortunatly age is catching up to him as within the last month he has dropped from passable passing to inad and from passable leadership to inad. But since he is my coach he is here to stay with me for many more seasons.

A close second was the legendary Scott Currie who is only 21 yet has my third highest competative match caps of any current starter (52, 69 total appearances) and had 40 U-20 (highest in SA history) and 15 Nat team caps for South Africa.