Here's my two entries:

"Fed up with excessive violence, the NHL has replaced the five minute major with the "Squeal Like a Pig" Major."

And..

"When I said I was getting screwed by the refs, it was a complaint, not an invitation!"

Hockey players rarely expect the dreaded back-door sneak attack...

Mosh pit mishap!

That's a mighty big stick you have.

"Nice Goal Jamie! You really...OOOF!!! Dammit...use lube if you are going to sneak up on me like that!"

The dreaded Tugnut, right in the Puppa.

"Hockey is a lot like Jail..."

"And people think the interaction between Quarterback and Center is bad..."

"I keep telling you, I only have 1 orifice down there!"

"I haven't scored yet you idiots"

"A whole new definition to stick-handling in hockey"

Uh Jamie, you're facing the wrong way buddy.

Welcome to the NHL rookie, this is what we call rookie initiation(sp?)

"Quick, take a pictue - thousands of random internet message board enthusiasts are counting on us to help them feed their primal, faux-heterosexual urge to swap buttfucking jokes..."

Nice shot! Took that loose tooth right out on the first try!

Looks like he went five-hole with that one.

I think EagleFan wins the prize!

Okay, the Colin White jokes are obvious, but I want to know what the deal is with Pandolfo.

Go Devils!