First off. I can't believe there wasn't a thread on the lady who got her face ripped off by her friend's Xanax laced chimp. Maybe my search strings sick though. Anyways this was the most bizarre 911 call ever.

Anyways she was on Oprah today. Youtube "charla Nash" if you are morbidly curious.

Ouch

Didn't she just file a suit for $100 million or something?

I wonder why she didn't wait until that goes through and is taken care, at the risk of the case.

....Pics?

PERMA-BAN to the first asshole who posts pics

PERMA-BAN to the first asshole who posts pics

really? She was on Oprah. Why would it be assholish to post pics?

I have no desire to see this pics, but if it's assholish to post pics, what does that make Oprah?

I'd hit it

dola- It is pretty messed up and nasty.

dola- It is pretty messed up and nasty.

One of those things that makes you go, "I'm gonna go look at some hot women to purge that from my memory as much as possible."

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Saw the pics, pretty nasty. Kind of surprised there isn't more they could do right now. I don't understand why her face is so large.

*trying to figure out way to post a 'Face Fail' joke without being a total douche...maybe not possible*

Anyone else carefully scrolling down this thread while reading?

Did the chimp owner ever get any jail time? They should make sure she has all her assets forfeited. And can barely afford an efficiency apartment the rest of her life.

Looks like Mason Verger from Hannibal.

oh my god.

Why did I need to see the pictures for myself. WHY.

Looks like Mason Verger from Hannibal.

This is the worst-case scenario I imagined in my head, but god help me, I'm going to find the pics now...

Well....that's one "Face The Board" I won't be reading.

Like this. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JZj17a5Jvp0/SrBYUZ9xYWI/AAAAAAAABgY/W4Z9iDyJYGQ/s320/e_mask1-2006.03.14-22.54.23.jpg

But worse

Like this. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JZj17a5Jvp0/SrBYUZ9xYWI/AAAAAAAABgY/W4Z9iDyJYGQ/s320/e_mask1-2006.03.14-22.54.23.jpg

But worse

Listen, you may not find Cher attractive, but implying that she's a chimpanzee is crossing the boundary of good taste.

One of those things that makes you go, "I'm gonna go look at some hot women to purge that from my memory as much as possible."

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I also think we need to look at some chimps behaving well to purge the memories of bad chimps:

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Wow, just wow. Why the hell is anyone allowed to have a 200lb primate for a pet?

Any chance this woman can sue the state/county/city entity that allowed the permit (if there was one?) for sheer stupidity?

I also think we need to look at some chimps behaving well to purge the memories of bad chimps:

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Its not so much a negative image for all chimps, but it brings to life vividly the fact that these are not animals that should be PETS. Ever.

Its not so much a negative image for all chimps, but it brings to life vividly the fact that these are not animals that should be PETS. Ever.

Agreed.

I just liked the song.

I will add this to Two Girls, One Cup on the list of things to which I will never, every purposely subject my memory bank.

So my understanding of the story goes as follows...

1. Neighbor buys chimp.
2. Chimp is allowed to roam free about the compound.
3. Chimp attacks lady and pulls out her hair.
4. Neighbor apparently does nothing.
5. Chimp attacks lady again this time removing her face (I saw the photo)
6. Lady appears on Oprah.

I think the neighbor should charged with something and be sued for everything they own.(chimp included) Hopefully this Chimp was put to sleep...hopefully.

Hopefully this Chimp was put to sleep...hopefully.

The chimp was shot dead by police officers responding to the scene.

The chimp was shot dead by police officers responding to the scene.

Good.

*trying to figure out way to post a 'Face Fail' joke without being a total douche...maybe not possible*That may be the only way I'd take a look, seeing as how I'm already chuckling...:lol: