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MikeVic
07-11-2008, 02:04 PM
Clothes steamers, you perverts.
Anyone use them? Good, bad? Any brands you recommend or where to get them? I hate ironing and was told these work very well instead.
B & B
07-11-2008, 02:05 PM
http://www.sports-logos-screensavers.com/user/Cleveland_Indians.jpg
Logan
07-11-2008, 02:06 PM
They work well but they're just as much of a pain in the ass as ironing.
MikeVic
07-11-2008, 02:08 PM
Aww why are they as crappy as irons? Can't I just hang up a shirt or pants and steam them, and voila it's done? With ironing, I always end up re-wrinkling the side I'm not on.
sachmo71
07-11-2008, 02:16 PM
back in the old days, we thought the future was steamers. technology soon passed us by.
kserra
07-11-2008, 02:37 PM
I've got both, and to be honest, both suck. I end up throwing my shirt in the dryer (after getting it slightly wet)...10 minutes, put on a suit coat, and voila, you get the frumpy middle-class guy in his thirties look... chicks dig it...
MikeVic
07-11-2008, 02:39 PM
Why do steamers suck? Don't you just hang a shirt or pants and wave over it with the steam, and it's done?
Dr. Sak
07-11-2008, 02:43 PM
Cleveland Steamers?
Actually, I used a clothes steamer to help get the wall paper of the walls at my house.
Passacaglia
07-11-2008, 02:50 PM
I actually thought this was about steamed milk with a flavor shot.
larrymcg421
07-11-2008, 02:55 PM
I actually thought this was about steamed milk with a flavor shot.
Definitely calls for a "That's what she said!"
Bonegavel
07-11-2008, 03:58 PM
The other day during a Stanley Steamer commercial I added Cleveland Steamer in there to which the wife gave me the "huh?" look. After I explained it she looked at me like I had just violated a puppy dog sans lube.
She can't understand how people could be into that... to which I explained 2 girls 1 cup...
path12
07-11-2008, 04:31 PM
Why do steamers suck? Don't you just hang a shirt or pants and wave over it with the steam, and it's done?
Still going to take you a couple minutes usually.
Logan
07-11-2008, 04:52 PM
Mine takes like 5 minutes to heat up and you need to wave it over a shirt for at least a couple minutes. I don't know if mine sucks or if I'm just doing something wrong, but it sometimes ends up getting water spots on the shirt, which is a problem.
Karlifornia
07-11-2008, 07:09 PM
Clothes steamers, your perverts.
I never clothes steam my perverts. They're usually already too hot and bothered.
gottimd
07-11-2008, 07:57 PM
I dont understand, you give Cleveland Steamers to clothed perverts?
MikeVic
07-11-2008, 08:05 PM
Dammit, typo.
MikeVic
07-11-2008, 08:05 PM
Mine takes like 5 minutes to heat up and you need to wave it over a shirt for at least a couple minutes. I don't know if mine sucks or if I'm just doing something wrong, but it sometimes ends up getting water spots on the shirt, which is a problem.
Hmm, that sucks. I guess I can try one out and return it if it sucks.
Fidatelo
07-12-2008, 11:23 AM
This is where wives come in handy. My wife can somehow iron a shirt in like 45 seconds, whereas that same shirt would take me 10 minutes and I'd have one or two massive creases ironed into it. I don't understand her ironing voodoo, but it is certainly powerful.
CamEdwards
07-12-2008, 11:50 AM
I was hoping this thread would be about steamed clams and melted butter. Instead I get pooped-on chests and talk of clothes pressing. :(
BYU 14
07-12-2008, 03:26 PM
I never clothes steam my perverts. They're usually already too hot and bothered.
Somebody needs to change their name to Hot Karl-ifornia.
The saran wrap is in aisle 6 BTW
Karlifornia
07-12-2008, 06:14 PM
Somebody needs to change their name to Hot Karl-ifornia.
The saran wrap is in aisle 6 BTW
And people laugh when I tell them I'm an inventor.
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