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J-dogg:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....


So what kind of pizza would you want to $¢rew?

Definitely nothing with sausage.

I prefer a Calzone for my $crewing.

Originally posted by Marmel
I prefer a Calzone for my $crewing.

ah, a hot pocket man.

Definitely anchovy - fishy, salty and stinky.

And fuzzy too.

nothing with mushrooms. screwing fungus is wrong.

Give me some canadian bacon any day. Oh yeah, that's it...

Pineapple and extra cheese, but make it smooth cheddar - no cottage cheese, please.

A teriyaki chicken pizza. Man, those Asians are hot.

Originally posted by JeeberD
Give me some canadian bacon any day. Oh yeah, that's it...

I knew you liked to go hoggin :D

I would turn that pizza into a stuffed crust...



or something

I once shagged a Big New Yorker...

Can't have any garlic on it either... the ladies just wouldn't be pleased with that.

Hrm....what won't get stuck under foreskin? :D

Originally posted by ISiddiqui
Can't have any garlic on it either... the ladies just wouldn't be pleased with that.

If your screwing pizza, I dont think your getting laid by any girls.

wheres wilzone at when ya need it.

If your screwing pizza, I dont think your getting laid by any girls.

Don't underestimate the power of the pizza.

i think fritz forgot the link (http://koti.mbnet.fi/jutanu/tekstit/cybersex.txt)

What the hell kind of thread is this????

Oh..... Fritz. Nevermind.