I'd like to go out by being eaten by a T. rex.

In a dump truck full of cocaine.

Quickly, painlessly, and with any luck, soon.

In a spacesuit by oxygen deprivation floating through the cosmos. Be a Hell of a view.

In the year 5483.

I'd like to know a little in advance. Like getting a diagnosis that I had a short time left, but having enough quality of life left to be able to process it all some, and being able to do a few last things I want to do. Maybe I'm under-selling how physically painful and difficult that would be, but hopefully I'd had some means of voluntarily checking out exactly when it became too much.

Or failing that, I'd also say eaten by a T-Rex.

Or failing that, I'd also say eaten by a T-Rex.

Seems like that would be incredibly painful. :eek:

Seems like that would be incredibly painful. :eek:

Ya, but at least from then on, everybody would be all like, "remember molson, that guy that got eaten by a T-rex, that was crazy!" There's a certain weird dignity about about a spectacular death.

Ya, but at least from then on, everybody would be all like, "remember molson, that guy that got eaten by a T-rex, that was crazy!" There's a certain weird dignity about about a spectacular death.

No, we'd figure that you just got fed up with the moderation of the board and stopped posting.

No, we'd figure that you just got fed up with the moderation of the board and stopped posting.

I feel like if I got eaten by a T-rex you'd hear about it and there would be no need for speculation about my absence.

I bet that T. Rex would be named Ben.

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/e6/e61a2a2fed62f8b329d48155876015345712425a2caa926046b0e893e2bb9134.jpg

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/e6/e61a2a2fed62f8b329d48155876015345712425a2caa926046b0e893e2bb9134.jpg

Definitely a close second for me! :thumbsup:

I bet that T. Rex would be named Ben.

Well it's true I did like the board more when there was more than 8 regular posters, a couple of which are oddly hostile to me, but I'm not sure what that has to do with anything.

If it makes you feel better, I perceive you as oddly hostile to me. :) You know, the whole thing where you said I was a troll.

If it makes you feel better, I perceive you as oddly hostile to me. :) You know, the whole thing where you said I was a troll.

I'm pretty sure you admitted you acted like a troll.

I admitted that I like to celebrate when teams I hate lose.

There's nothing "oddly hostile" about calling someone out when they're acting like a dick to everyone. It is odd to hold onto a message board grudge years later and constantly respond to my posts with weird passive aggressiveness.

It's weird that we can't have a nice discussion on how everyone wants to die without it devolving into dick waving. :lol:

It's weird that we can't have a nice discussion on how everyone wants to die without it devolving into dick waving. :lol:

Hey, I tried to post about the topic, and I've tried to respond on-point to stuff Kodos posts generally, despite his issues with me. If he can't emotionally handle that (and his responses to me are always weirdly off-topic), I'll just ignore him.

Works for me. FWIW, you seem to have had much more emotional responses than I did. I responded to cartman's post, then to yours. Not sure what was off topic. I was just participating in the conversation. But yeah, the less we interact, the better it is for the board. And I was referring to a post from January, not years ago.
If track records matter (like the Patriots' track record should), then your track record of trolling and obsessively trying to antagonize fan bases in football and college sports threads should count too. You don't care about the cheating. That's not why you're obsessed with this.

So, can we just combine this thread into the random thoughts thread so it can be lost forever? #dead

With Molson and Kodos arguing, said this thread.

Hopefully quickly, painlessly, and just before the great zombie/fossil fuel/water/super-flu apocalypse.