Michael: So the next day, my father went to see him; only this time with Luca Brasi. And within an hour, he signed a release, for a certified check for $1000.

Kay: How'd he do that?

Michael: My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

Kay: What was that?

Michael: Luca Brasi held a gun to his head and my father assured him that either his brains, or his signature, would be on the contract. That's a true story. That's my family, Kay, it's not me.

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Kay: Michael, you never told me you knew Johnny Fontane!

Michael: Sure, you want to meet him?

Kay: Well, yeah! Sure.

Michael: My father helped him with his career.

Kay: How did he do that?

Michael: ...Let's listen to the song.

Kay: Tell me, Michael. Please.

you totally Tarantino'd that one.

HAHA!!! I was going to say: "Lets Tarantino this" in my post, but, deleted it.

What the.

These are quotes from Johnny Dangerously, right?

"My father hung me on a hook once. Once."

You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes...like yourselves.

You shouldn't kick me in the balls, lady.