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MacroGuru
07-16-2009, 12:27 PM
With my first ever boxing out of the way, I felt a little like this today...


Skydog: Macroguru, your files say you've served 3 days of a boxing sentence. Do you feel you've been rehabilitated?
Macroguru: Rehabilitated?
Macroguru: [sighs] Well now, let's see.
Macroguru: [pauses] You know, I don't have any idea what that word means.
Skydog: Well, it means you are ready to rejoin the FOFC society...
Macroguru: [interrupting] I know what you think it means sonny.
Macroguru: To me it's just a made-up word
Macroguru: A politician's word; so, young fellows like yourself sit at a desk and mod a board... and have something to do with their little free time.
Macroguru: What do you really want to know?
Macroguru: Am I sorry for what I did?
Skydog: Well, are you?
Macroguru: There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret.,
Macroguru: Not because I'm in here and because you think I should.
Macroguru: I look back on the way I was then... a stupid, young kid who committed that terrible crime.
Macroguru: I want to talk to him.
Macroguru: I want to try and talk some sense to him.
Macroguru: Tell him the way things are, but I can't.
Macroguru: That kid's long gone, and this old man is all that's left.
Macroguru: I gotta live with that.
Macroguru: Rehabilitated?
Macroguru: It's just a bullshit word.
Macroguru: So you go on and stamp the form, sonny, and stop wasting my time.
Macroguru: Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit.

sterlingice
07-16-2009, 12:34 PM
:D

SI

Galaxy
07-16-2009, 12:35 PM
I'm buying you a beer next time. :)

MacroGuru
07-16-2009, 12:39 PM
I'm buying you a beer next time. :)

Sweet! That Raspberry Hefe was dang good.

Schmidty
07-16-2009, 12:40 PM
Schmidty was here.

claphamsa
07-16-2009, 12:40 PM
in before the lock for making fun of a mod :D

Galaxy
07-16-2009, 12:42 PM
Sweet! That Raspberry Hefe was dang good.

I can still taste it.

MacroGuru
07-16-2009, 12:42 PM
in before the lock for making fun of a mod :D

This would truly show that none of them have a sense of humor

MacroGuru
07-16-2009, 12:48 PM
Schmidty was here.

Well played! :popcorn:

FrogMan
07-16-2009, 01:02 PM
Well played! :popcorn:


unless it ends up being Schmidty's last FOFC post ever :eek:

:D

FM

MacroGuru
07-16-2009, 01:03 PM
unless it ends up being Schmidty's last FOFC post ever :eek:

:D

FM

Don't you put that evil on me Frogman!

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
07-16-2009, 01:06 PM
Does this mean you're going to be running on TNT every weekend, back to back?

MacroGuru
07-16-2009, 01:06 PM
Does this mean you're going to be running on TNT every weekend, back to back?

Yup, squished right between Law and Order and Charmed.

KWhit
07-16-2009, 01:12 PM
When you were boxed, I had to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up DOES rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone.

I guess I just miss my friend.

Galaxy
07-16-2009, 01:15 PM
Yup, squished right between Law and Order and Charmed.

RendeR and you can have a show based in Buffalo. I'll have a guest spot every now and then.

DanGarion
07-16-2009, 01:54 PM
In before the lock!

BYU 14
07-16-2009, 01:59 PM
Which comes first?

The lock or Macro reboxed?

You are becoming the Tie Domi of FOFC buddy, I think I feel a man crush coming on.

DanGarion
07-16-2009, 02:01 PM
http://www.thevancouverite.com/pictures/scarlett-johansson-engaged.jpg

MacroGuru
07-16-2009, 02:41 PM
Which comes first?

The lock or Macro reboxed?

You are becoming the Tie Domi of FOFC buddy, I think I feel a man crush coming on.

As I said, if I get boxed or this gets locked, they do not have a sense of humor...

as for pushing that man crush into full scale infatuation, if I got a picture of me humping Bronco's leg, would that help :D

Ben E Lou
07-16-2009, 02:50 PM
With my first ever boxing out of the way, I felt a little like this today...:thumbsup:

larrymcg421
07-16-2009, 02:55 PM
You don't have to ask me every time you need to go take a piss.

MacroGuru
07-16-2009, 02:55 PM
And now I have the thumbs up, I feel like I just did this...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aw_uK9XcPH8/Sa4khympE7I/AAAAAAAABlQ/RtBqgBt6ZZQ/s320/neo+dodges+bullets.jpg

BYU 14
07-16-2009, 03:00 PM
as for pushing that man crush into full scale infatuation, if I got a picture of me humping Bronco's leg, would that help :D

Get back to you later, running to file divorce papers!! :devil:

Swaggs
07-16-2009, 04:57 PM
Schmidty was here.

Swaggs too

dacman
07-16-2009, 06:20 PM
Schmidty was here.

Swaggs too


FAIL.

Swaggs
07-16-2009, 09:39 PM
FAIL.

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Galaxy
07-16-2009, 09:50 PM
Sweet! That Raspberry Hefe was dang good.

The beer was brewed by the Ellicottville Brewing Company, correct?

If so, I'm going to check out the beer selection at Wegmans. I know they carry a lot of local stuff, including EBC.

MacroGuru
07-16-2009, 10:39 PM
The beer was brewed by the Ellicottville Brewing Company, correct?

If so, I'm going to check out the beer selection at Wegman's. I know they carry a lot of local stuff, including EBC.

Yup...It was an EBC...