Poll to come

For the record I don't see what the big deal is about either of these things.

I prefer tennis in bed.

And toothbrushes.

I anticipated you Pumpy.

I anticipated you Pumpy.
I guess someone does expect the Pumpy inquisition.

What are you using as the tennis balls is my question. And the rackets. I'm not getting a good mental image here.

What are you using as the tennis balls is my question. And the rackets. I'm not getting a good mental image here.
I know exactly what you're thinking.

And you'd be right.

:chickendance:

Neither is necessary and both are for show.

I prefer tennis in bed.

Meh.

Pales in comparison to sex on a tennis court.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Any poll that is missing a trout option is not on the level.

I can not watch women's tennis because of the grunting. Way too annoying.

I can still watch porn even if there's a lot of grunting, so I guess that makes grunting in tennis more annoying.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Any poll that is missing a trout option is not on the level.

I found the option of grunting trout far, far too disturbing.

Don't knock it til you try it. Just ask Jon.

I enjoy grunting in all endeavors. This is why I am continuously asked to leave the grocery store.