Seriously, BEWARE!

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Just because your not paranoid does not mean they are not after you!

Paranoia is simply a heightened state of awareness.

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Ronnie Dobbs2 wins.

Everybody get up, everybody get down.

Just because your not paranoid does not mean they are not after you!
I didn't become paranoid until they started plotting against me.

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When you least expect it -- expect it!

You can stop now.

They're far they're near they're gone they're here
They're quick and slick and insincere
Beware Beware Be a very wary bear

A Heffalump or Woozle is very confusel
The Heffalump or woosel is very sly
- sly - sly - sly
They come in ones and twoosels
but if they so choosels
before your eyes you'll see them multiply
- ply - ply - ply

They're extra-ordinary so better be wary
Because they come in every shape and size
- size - size - size

If honey is what you covet you'll find that they love it
Because they guzzle up the thing you prize

They're green they're blue they're pink they're white
They're round they're square they're a terrible sight
They tie themselves in horrible knots
They come in stripes or polka-dots

Beware Beware Be a very wary bear

(musical interlude)

They're extra-ordinary so better be wary
Because they come in every shape and size
- size - size - size

If honey's what you covet you'll find that they love it
Because they guzzle up the things you prize

They're black they're brown they're up their down
They're in they're out they're all about
They're far they're near they're gone they're here
They're quick and slick and insincere
Beware Beware Beware Beware Beware ....

(One of the minor drawbacks to a weekend vacation: listening to "Pooh's Heffalump Movie" soundtrack at least a couple of times.)

You can stop now.

Thank God for that.

But -- should we still be cautious, while not actually rising to the level of bewaring?

Friends, lurkers, F'ing elitists, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Pumpy, not to praise him.
The evil that men posts lives after them;
The good is oft interred in the post Archive;
So let it be with Pumpy. The noble JPhillips
Hath told you Pumpy was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Pumpy answer'd it.
Here, under leave of JPhillips and the rest -
For JPhillips is an honourable man;
So are they all, all honourable men -
Come I to speak in Pumpy's funeral.
He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
But JPhillips says he was ambitious;
And JPhillips is an honourable man.
He hath brought many posts home to FOFC
Whose dola posts did the Off Topic fill:
Did this in Pumpy seem ambitious?
When that the poor have cried, Pumpy hath wept:
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet JPhillips says he was ambitious;
And JPhillips is an honourable man.
You all did see that on the Lupercal
I thrice presented him a kingly crown,
Which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition?
Yet JPhillips says he was ambitious;
And, sure, he is an honourable man.
I speak not to disprove what JPhillips spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did love him once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then, to mourn for him?
O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason. Bear with me;
My heart is in the coffin there with Pumpy,
And I must pause till it come back to me.

Remember March, the ides of March remember:
Did not great Pumpy bleed for justice' sake?
What villain touch'd his body, that did stab,
And not for justice? What, shall one of us
That struck the foremost man of all this 'net
But for supporting robbers, shall we now
Contaminate our fingers with base bribes,
And sell the mighty ad space of our large banners
For so much trash as may be grasped thus?
I had rather be a dog, and bay the moon,
Than such a poster.

Ronnie Dobbs2 wins.

When did you get a parrot Pumpy?

how did i get involved

I hope you've been bewaring.

I've been waring.

I'm all wared out.

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heh...someone beat me to it! nice wolfypack

They're far they're near they're gone they're here
They're quick and slick and insincere
Beware Beware Be a very wary bear

A Heffalump or Woozle is very confusel
The Heffalump or woosel is very sly
- sly - sly - sly
They come in ones and twoosels
but if they so choosels
before your eyes you'll see them multiply
- ply - ply - ply

They're extra-ordinary so better be wary
Because they come in every shape and size
- size - size - size

If honey is what you covet you'll find that they love it
Because they guzzle up the thing you prize

They're green they're blue they're pink they're white
They're round they're square they're a terrible sight
They tie themselves in horrible knots
They come in stripes or polka-dots

Beware Beware Be a very wary bear

(musical interlude)

They're extra-ordinary so better be wary
Because they come in every shape and size
- size - size - size

If honey's what you covet you'll find that they love it
Because they guzzle up the things you prize

They're black they're brown they're up their down
They're in they're out they're all about
They're far they're near they're gone they're here
They're quick and slick and insincere
Beware Beware Beware Beware Beware ....

(One of the minor drawbacks to a weekend vacation: listening to "Pooh's Heffalump Movie" soundtrack at least a couple of times.)

When you least expect it -- expect it!

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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BEWARE!

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RAPTORS!!!!

Bump

I've been ware for more than 4 hours. Should I see my doctor?

Sure. After all, your doctor is watching you.

:ninja:

Beware! Beware! Beware of the big green dragon that sits on your doorstep. He eats little boys. Puppy dog tails and big, fat snails. Beware! Take care. Beware!

As an aside - Caesar's grave is one of my favorite spots in the Forum.

KEEP CALM

&

CARRY ON

Sure. After all, your doctor is watching you.

:ninja:

So he already knows...