I left the house to go get coffee and a V8 with the tv on an infomercial for P90X, when I came back it is now some infomercial for some weight loss through hypnosis program. No I am not thinking of getting it, in fact I highly doubt it's ability to work.

So has anyone here ever used hypnosis for anything other then acting like a chicken at the county fair? Quit smoking, lose weight, become like Pumpy?

One time I was about to get hypnotized but the guy had a heart attack during it. Ever since then I haven't a care in the world, and I'm dating a fuckin hot chick from Chotchkie's.

I thought about using this to increase the wife's urges.... I wanted to have it so that when ever I said, "Make me dinner" she'd want to get it on. No dice though.

I haven't eaten meat in 19 years and I would really like to try eatng it again. The problem is everytime I try I gag and spit it out.

My mother in law wants me to get hypnotized to cure me of this.

One time I was about to get hypnotized but the guy had a heart attack during it. Ever since then I haven't a care in the world, and I'm dating a fuckin hot chick from Chotchkie's.

But have you made a million dollars?

I've tried hypnosis, was not impressed with the results.

But have you made a million dollars?

One tenth of a penny at a time

I've tried it, and I became like Pumpy. Hell Atlantic was not impressed with the results.

I haven't eaten meat in 19 years and I would really like to try eatng it again. The problem is everytime I try I gag and spit it out.

My mother in law wants me to get hypnotized to cure me of this.

Should work. Just like when I hypnotized you to believe the Giants won the Super Bowl. Whoops, I said too much.

Should work. Just like when I hypnotized you to believe the Giants won the Super Bowl. Whoops, I said too much.

Ignorance is bliss

I quit smoking through hypnosis. The only thing that worked.

It's how I gave up sniffing glue.

I quit hypnosis through hypnosis.

I haven't eaten meat in 19 years and I would really like to try eatng it again. The problem is everytime I try I gag and spit it out.

My mother in law wants me to get hypnotized to cure me of this.

My wife gave up being a vegitarian around 2-3 years ago and had similar problems ...

Initially she managed fish best but slowly she expanded out into chicken etc. and now she can eat ribs with the best of us :D

(I'm so proud of her .... well its stopped her complaining about me eating steak anyway ;) :) )

I haven't eaten meat in 19 years and I would really like to try eatng it again. The problem is everytime I try I gag and spit it out.

My mother in law wants me to get hypnotized to cure me of this.

Get this done before the Vegas trip, because we need to make a visit out to the Salt Lick BBQ restaurant at Red Rocks Station Casino. :)

One time I was about to get hypnotized but the guy had a heart attack during it. Ever since then I haven't a care in the world, and I'm dating a fuckin hot chick from Chotchkie's.

Best 2nd post I've seen in a long time.

My wife gave up being a vegitarian around 2-3 years ago and had similar problems ...

Initially she managed fish best but slowly she expanded out into chicken etc. and now she can eat ribs with the best of us :D

(I'm so proud of her .... well its stopped her complaining about me eating steak anyway ;) :) )

Always good to get the little lady eating meat.

Drugs are for losers, and hypnosis is for losers with big wierd eyebrows.

Drugs are for losers, and hypnosis is for losers with big wierd eyebrows.

Wow. You've nailed me on all three points.

One time I was about to get hypnotized but the guy had a heart attack during it. Ever since then I haven't a care in the world, and I'm dating a fuckin hot chick from Chotchkie's.

You do know that she's slept with Lumbergh, right?

We saw a hypnotist at a comedy club and he had several ladies on stage stripping down to bras and panties and faking orgasmss on stage and such.

Not sure if they were plant or legit, but it was damn funny.