View Full Version : hypomathetical music question number 2
Kodos
12-12-2006, 10:38 AM
As you open this thread cthomer puts a gun to your head and tells you to look at the clock. You have exactly 2 minutes to think of the song you consider the most rockingest of all time. There is no Q&A available, he simply repeats the question and states that no answer in 2 minutes will result in a bullet in your forehead.
There is no wrong answer, but any answer he considers a wiseass answer (very, very rare at FOFC, he assures you) results in not only your death but the killing of every living relative of yours. And the re-killing of some of the dead ones.
Name him your song. Time is a wastin'.
Kodos
12-12-2006, 10:40 AM
"Enter Sandman," I tell him at 1:59.
Barkeep49
12-12-2006, 10:42 AM
Bohemian Rhapsody I tell him after about 30 seconds.
st.cronin
12-12-2006, 10:52 AM
Istanbul not Constantinople
Emiliano
12-12-2006, 10:55 AM
Iron Maiden "Be Quick Or Be Dead"
Samdari
12-12-2006, 10:59 AM
"Rock and Roll Music" - Chuck Berry, instantaneously.
Now lets try a hard one.
VPI97
12-12-2006, 11:03 AM
"Enter Sandman," I tell him at 1:59.
That's the entrance music for VT...it gets my vote.
Edit - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGB6SBp01qQ
kurtism
12-12-2006, 11:36 AM
"Black Dog" - Led Zeppelin
King of New York
12-12-2006, 11:38 AM
Helter Skelter - The Beatles
gottimd
12-12-2006, 11:45 AM
I think another thread is necessary for those of us with limited attention spans, low tolerance for authority, as well as IBS. Like hell if I am writing anything down until I get request #3.
JPhillips
12-12-2006, 12:01 PM
Blackened-Metallica
AlexB
12-12-2006, 12:17 PM
Saxon - Ride Like The Wind
timmae
12-12-2006, 12:19 PM
Against Me - Cliche Guevara
Metallica - "One"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JwW9L_qzqp8 (long version)
Vince
12-12-2006, 12:31 PM
Iron Maiden's Wasted Years, after about 30 seconds of consideration.
Maple Leafs
12-12-2006, 12:51 PM
I tell him "Paradise City". Then I say "Wait, no, Welcome to the Jungle". Then I switch back and forth for two minutes, and end up taking the bullet because it would be like asking someone to choose between their two children.
Warhammer
12-12-2006, 01:14 PM
First one that comes to mind is Layla, the first version mind you.
Then, I probably change it To Come Sail Away with 5 ticks cause no matter what you are doing when that song comes on you have to sing along with it.
For the record, the best Styx song is Blue Collar Man.
Warhammer
12-12-2006, 01:15 PM
Aw crap, I'm taking a bullet because after 2 mins are up, I change to Hold On Loosely.
twothree
12-12-2006, 01:17 PM
http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/1015/images3ot1.jpg
Won't Get Fooled Again by The Who.
SelzShoes
12-12-2006, 01:57 PM
unchained-Van Halen
Ryche
12-12-2006, 02:19 PM
Walk - Pantera
Maple Leafs
12-12-2006, 02:20 PM
Is there some weird Internet virus out there that's making everyone see the original question as "name the third most rockingest song of all time after Welcome to the Jungle and Paradise City"?
rowech
12-12-2006, 02:31 PM
Dazed and Confused -- Zep
airulf
12-12-2006, 02:46 PM
Fade to Black: Metallica
Aardvark
12-12-2006, 03:12 PM
I Wanna Be Your Dog -- Iggy Pop
Front Office Midget
12-12-2006, 03:34 PM
Refused- New Noise I say after about 2 seconds.
KWhit
12-12-2006, 03:42 PM
Before reading any other posts:
Welcome to the Jungle - GnR.
KWhit
12-12-2006, 03:45 PM
Before reading any other posts:
Welcome to the Jungle - GnR.
Dola -
I put the "Before reading any other posts" part on this because I figured with 29 other responses before mine, about half of them would be this song.
CU Tiger
12-12-2006, 03:47 PM
Paradise City G n R
with axle singing....if that chick (cheryl crow?) starts singing it use the bullet on me please...
HAHAHAHA I answered quickly to avoid the bullet then read the thread...
Pumpy Tudors
12-12-2006, 03:56 PM
Walk the Dinosaur
Groundhog
12-12-2006, 04:09 PM
Surprise! You're Dead - Faith No More
Groundhog
12-12-2006, 04:11 PM
Is there some weird Internet virus out there that's making everyone see the original question as "name the third most rockingest song of all time after Welcome to the Jungle and Paradise City"?
Not as far as I'm aware, but apparently there is a real, biological virus out there that makes people think that lame bands like Guns and Roses "rock".
:D
thesloppy
12-12-2006, 04:14 PM
'Bomber' - Motorhead
Kodos
12-12-2006, 04:15 PM
News flash: G 'n' R > Faith No More.
Also, Debbie Gibson > Faith No More.
Silver Owl
12-12-2006, 05:12 PM
I can't handle the pressure of doing this again, so I am not going to open this thread.
Dooooh !!!
(yes I just happen to be watching the Simpsons right now)
Easy Mac
12-12-2006, 05:31 PM
Zep - Immigrant Song
Groundhog
12-12-2006, 05:56 PM
News flash: G 'n' R > Faith No More.
Also, Debbie Gibson > Faith No More.
Hey, that's OK. It's a free internet, and you're more than entitled to be wrong. ;)
SplitPersonality1
12-12-2006, 06:15 PM
Kashmir
Crapshoot
12-12-2006, 06:29 PM
Like A Rolling Stone
Passacaglia
12-12-2006, 06:38 PM
This one is a billion times easier. "Roll-On" by Love Jones.
primelord
12-12-2006, 07:07 PM
It's pretty clear where my musical tastes are. In the other thread I hated more or less every song listed. In this thread I like more or less every song listed.
Pretty much exactly the opposite for me (except there are one or two in this thread I like. No more than one or two though).
Eaglesfan27
12-12-2006, 07:39 PM
"Enter Sandman," I tell him at 1:59.
My answer as well except I tell him after 30 seconds. I'm not taking a chance of miscalculating the time.
Shkspr
12-12-2006, 08:01 PM
I'm going to go off the board with the B.B. King/U2 duet of "When Love Comes to Town", but I think I actually think a cover of that song done by Christian rocker Todd Agnew might be more rocking. Seriously - great song.
Craptacular
12-12-2006, 08:11 PM
I tell him "Paradise City".
Walk the Dinosaur
I would have said the first one, but if this happens from now on, Pumpy has me reconsidering.
Bearcat729
12-12-2006, 09:28 PM
Led Zepplin "Moby Dick" is my answer and that was fairly quick(30-45 seconds)
cthomer5000
12-12-2006, 09:36 PM
"Bulls on Parade" - Rage Against the Machine... im giving up with at least 20 seconds to spare here... i dont want brainfreeze resulting in my own death.
sabotai
12-12-2006, 10:12 PM
"You Shook Me All Night Long" - AC/DC
Scholes
12-12-2006, 10:52 PM
Iron Maiden: Run To The Hills
timmae
12-13-2006, 12:29 PM
"Bulls on Parade" - Rage Against the Machine... im giving up with at least 20 seconds to spare here... i dont want brainfreeze resulting in my own death.
Excellent choice.. I'd also put "How I could just kill a man" up there as well.
Maple Leafs
12-13-2006, 02:27 PM
Not as far as I'm aware, but apparently there is a real, biological virus out there that makes people think that lame bands like Guns and Roses "rock".
KWhit, I'll meet you in the parking lot outside Groundhog's place of employment.
I'm assuming it's some sort of school for the deaf.
KWhit
12-13-2006, 02:42 PM
I'm there.
Marathoner
12-13-2006, 06:57 PM
Whiplash - Metallica
McSweeny
12-13-2006, 07:08 PM
London Calling - The Clash
Zeppelin - Black Dog.
Saved myself with 19 seconds to spare. In your face!
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