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tdydynasty
11-20-2005, 08:48 PM
Have not won a hand in 57 days.

Airhog
11-20-2005, 08:51 PM
Would you like to play me heads up? For say 1000$

timmynausea
11-20-2005, 08:51 PM
No wonder your mom is mad.

GreenMonster
11-20-2005, 08:52 PM
Have not won a hand in 57 days.

I suggest you quit playing poker...

streetballer22
11-20-2005, 08:53 PM
I hope you have't been playin too many hands over that period.

tdydynasty
11-20-2005, 08:55 PM
I complained to PartyPoker

vex
11-20-2005, 08:56 PM
I've never played Poker, but I still like my odds against you;)

ThunderingHERD
11-20-2005, 09:07 PM
Maybe you should play <a href="http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?t=42565">your friend</a>?

My friend plays Party Poker with fake money. She has had a tough time winning any hands at all.

She played 7 hours without winning 1 pot. Has anyone else experienced this?

streetballer22
11-20-2005, 09:07 PM
I complained to PartyPoker

They will probably give you a refund or something.

Johnny93g
11-20-2005, 09:10 PM
is this guy for real, these random, nonsense like posts.....is this some guy just joking around on here, or is he serious?

MJ4H
11-20-2005, 09:12 PM
Have not won a hand in 57 days.
Boy do I know how you feel

ThunderingHERD
11-20-2005, 09:21 PM
is this guy for real, these random, nonsense like posts.....is this some guy just joking around on here, or is he serious?

Who knows?


Fantasy Football Head to Head on Yahoo

Cannot win one head to head matchup for any reason. Playing since 1999 have not won one game. THis is very unlucky I guess.


Super Mario Bros.

I have had the game since it came out in 1985 and still can't get out of level 1. I am the worst arcade player ever. Everyone else in my family has made it and went on to other arcade games. That is why I am in sim games.


Everyone I talked to said it was very easy but I just get tripped up. I broken several game consoles trying to do this. I get so frustrated that I brake the console. They are very cheap.


Fast Break Basketball Free Agency Nightmare

I had 8 free agents (top 8 scorers) in my team. We just won the championship. I offered max contracts to all 5 starters and they all went to different teams. The 3 subs went somewhere else. I was left with nothing in the FA pool. I tried offering minimum contracts to veterans and got beat out. I did not want to spend all of the cap room on veterans. I lost a couple of rookie FA's too. My 2 draft picks busted big time. I was worse than an expansion team going 4-78.


Unluckiest Teams in sports sims

FOF2004-had a 2-14 team where 12 losses came by 8 points or less, lost 3 straight games on last second FG.
TCY-had a 0-11 team once that lost 7 games by 8 points or less and loss another by 13 points in OT when the opponets scored a TD and we threw an INT which was returned for a TD.
STB-had 3 straight winning seasons but no playoffs in any of them
OOTP-none that I can think of.
FBCB-had a team lost in the 1st round of the tournament 5 years in a row, lost to seeds 12,12,13,11,14.



TCY Recruiting Frustation

I played a mid level prestige team(70 to 80) in the 4th level setting. I had visits from 30+ top 1000 people and did not get a single one and 18 unraked players rejected me before I got a commitment.

Greyroofoo
11-20-2005, 09:26 PM
I can't wait until the Lions hire this guy to be their next head coach

Johnny93g
11-20-2005, 09:29 PM
I can't wait until the Lions hire this guy to be their next head coach

for some reason, i laughed really loudly at this

cthomer5000
11-20-2005, 10:45 PM
good times.

McSweeny
11-21-2005, 12:15 AM
hilarious!

sovereignstar
11-21-2005, 12:18 AM
is this guy for real, these random, nonsense like posts.....is this some guy just joking around on here, or is he serious?

Is your grammar for real?

Johnny93g
11-21-2005, 08:46 AM
Is your grammar for real?

Uh Oh....GRAMMAR POLICE!!!!

I've been educated on what a flame is, and im pretty sure this counts.
I have noticed you like taking shots at me, any reason behind this?
Just curious

Subby
11-21-2005, 09:17 AM
Uh Oh....GRAMMAR POLICE!!!!

I've been educated on what a flame is, and im pretty sure this counts.
I have noticed you like taking shots at me, any reason behind this?
Just curious I think he was just struck by your inability to put together a coherent sentence. More constructive criticism than flame. Flame would be more along the lines of:

"Hey snatchtard - Tory Spelling called - she wants her brilliant command of the written word back."

See? Big diff. :D

albionmoonlight
11-21-2005, 09:22 AM
I think he was just struck by your inability to put together a coherent sentence. More constructive criticism than flame. Flame would be more along the lines of:

"Hey snatchtard - Tory Spelling called - she wants her brilliant command of the written word back."

See? Big diff. :D
Subby, you snatchtard, it's Tori Spelling. Not Tory Spelling.

Freaking snatchtard.


















;)

Johnny93g
11-21-2005, 09:28 AM
LOL..so is this thread now about Tori Spelling :p

Fidatelo
11-21-2005, 09:44 AM
No, it's about snatchtards.

rkmsuf
11-21-2005, 09:48 AM
Have not won a hand in 57 days.


Strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

Raiders Army
11-21-2005, 09:49 AM
I didn't know gambling over the internet was illegal until last night on 60 minutes.

GreenMonster
11-21-2005, 10:00 AM
Strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

Unless you roll folks on party too the tune of 3.1k just this week.. I love party poker..

rkmsuf
11-21-2005, 10:08 AM
Unless you roll folks on party too the tune of 3.1k just this week.. I love party poker..


How about a nice game of chess?

Subby
11-21-2005, 10:17 AM
I didn't know gambling over the internet was illegal until last night on 60 minutes. You'll probably find this hard to believe, but the news division at CBS is full of shit.

panerd
11-21-2005, 10:20 AM
How about a nice game of chess?

I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it would do any good.

Raiders Army
11-21-2005, 10:28 AM
You'll probably find this hard to believe, but the news division at CBS is full of shit.
Gotcha. I didn't think the government would let this happen if it were totally illegal.

Pumpy Tudors
11-21-2005, 12:46 PM
What's this about Dave Scatchard now?