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okay...comment about this vid. I DEFINATELY am in the class of guys that finds Jessica Simpson to be attractive. And yet in this whole video I don't think she's attractive at all up until the very end where she's in the bikini washing the truck. Is that the only part that everyone likes, or am I totally alone in not finding her attractive in the rest of the video...?

1. Willie Nelson must be in really deep in with the IRS to be doing that video.

2. Jessica Simpson has very talented breasts.

Great video, I freeze frame the bikini ass shots and whip up a love martini.

# 1 she has some fantastic hip movement.

#2 why is the direct link comming up, thought the whole xx thing would not allow the direct link.

Great video, I freeze frame the bikini ass shots and whip up a love martini.
what about the bikini-boobie shots?

I watch it with the sound off.

and at least her dad realizes whats going on:

“Jessica never tries to be sexy. … She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!"

** Insert General Lee / honking joke here **

PS: WTF, Willie Nelson gets more play than me? Life is a bitch.

and at least her dad realizes whats going on:

“Jessica never tries to be sexy. … She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!"
I always agreed with him, but really, shes got a piece of floss up her ass, covered in water, shaking it in the cameras face. Theres a bit of a difference between that and wearing a T-Shirt.

I watch it with the sound off. There's sound?

Odd that I'm saying this, but Nancy Sinatra's version of this kicks Jessica's ass. Who cares about another set of implants working it for the camera anyway?

Jessica Simpson is a slut.

Odd that I'm saying this, but Nancy Sinatra's version of this kicks Jessica's ass. Who cares about another set of implants working it for the camera anyway?
Nancy's version was pretty hot, however I believe that Jessica's "set" are original equipment installed at the factory and NOT after-market. Of course, closer examination would enable me to certify this for sure. :D

Them's real, no implants....

SKYDOG EDIT :

{Sigh}3. Please be careful about posting pictures in a thread, even if they are pictures from a legit site like ESPN. Think of the FOFCer who is surfing sitting at the desk at his office.*Two weeks.

I think XTinas video for Nasty was the last one before this that just totaly made me feel like a caveman when watching it. I see her dancing in that bikini and I just wanna start smacking my dick on things.

Jessica Simpson is a slut.
And we love her for it.

I think XTinas video for Nasty was the last one before this that just totaly made me feel like a caveman when watching it. I see her dancing in that bikini and I just wanna start smacking my dick on things.

My heart aches for my dearly beloved QOTM right now...

HQ version anyone? :D

HQ version anyone? :D
If i had somewhere to host it I would.

at one point, she touches her own boob. i like that.

This will stay up till i go to bed.
LOOK AT THAT SWEEET ASSSS!


Edit: Sweet Ass removed.

Currently downloading a 42mb version. :)

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You are not pretty. You are merely a product of the system. At night I hear the silence of the lambs. Baaaaaaahh

Dont front, you would hit that till you were both bleeding.

http://www.beautyriot.com/stuff/images/articles/approve/2034_1836_Simpson-Jessica-05-100-hair.jpg

Hey, beautiful.

Ya know, im beggining to wonder if you arnt just putting me on when you tell me im sexy.

Ya know, im beggining to wonder if you arnt just putting me on when you tell me im sexy.
The almighty says don't change the fucking subject.

The almighty says don't change the fucking subject.
The man does not abide.
You would hit that, C/D?
You find me oh so sexy, C/D?

If she was an All-American stripper, I'd second-guess myself. As it is, she's merely an illusion.

If she was an All-American stripper, I'd second-guess myself. As it is, she's merely an illusion. Still better than your bedsheet and a glass of iced tea

Nancy's version was pretty hot, however I believe that Jessica's "set" are original equipment installed at the factory and NOT after-market. Of course, closer examination would enable me to certify this for sure. :D

Them's real, no implants....

How cute, Nicky taught Jessica how to lap dance.


The story I heard.....
They started out real.
But, when she lost all the weight, they stated to sag and she had them redone.

My thought while watching the video was that it was Jessica Simpson imitating Shakira doing These Boots Are Made For Walking.

That and drool

drool.

i would do so many nasty things to that girl, I can't even begin to tell you. bet she could be made to be a dirty dirty girl

bet she could be make me to be a dirty dirty girl

I read it this way. Was pretty damn funny too....

lol. hey...if anyone could make me (26 yo hetero male) be a dirty girl it'd be Jessica Simpson. Well...among others. but she definately could

Still better than your bedsheet and a glass of iced tea
Nope.

After watching this video again, and again, and again this is better than most porn.

wait...you mean this isn't porn?

I got past stupid and beautiful women after I graduated college and was married.



And now I'm fucking miserable........

wait...you mean this isn't porn?
Actually it must be. As soon as she says "Are you ready boots?" My dick is in hand and ready for a beating!

Actually it must be. As soon as she says "Are you ready boots?" My dick is in hand and ready for a beating!
oh shit. LOL

The link doesn't work :(

The link doesn't work :(
replace the X's with T's in "hxxp"

Odd that I'm saying this, but Nancy Sinatra's version of this kicks Jessica's ass. Who cares about another set of implants working it for the camera anyway?

1. Agreed.

2. I think Jeeber's going into the Penalty Box. :)

Actually it must be. As soon as she says "Are you ready boots?" My dick is in hand and ready for a beating!

TMI, IMO, WTF.

2. I think Jeeber's going into the Penalty Box. :)

No he won't. But if someone else like HA or Sov posted it, they'd be in the penalty box by now.

It's really amazing what tanning, makeup, and a little weight loss will do.

No make up required - she's not the brightest but fit as you need. Maybe a little bit too thin, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting...

dumb as rocks, but hey who cares. You wouldn't exactly be keeping her around for deep conversation

Jessica is one of those women whose looks I find overrated by most guys. Does she have a great body? Definitely. Would I want to have sex with someone that looked like her? Yeah. But she's nowhere close to being what I would consider one of the best looking women around, yet I hear her talked about in those terms a lot. Her face is just a little too...scrunched is I guess the best way I can describe it - too much forehead, eyes too low on her face, mouth often looks a little weird.

I feel the same way about Anna Kournikova. An attractive woman, but nowhere near deserving of the attention she gets. Maria Sharapova is so much more attractive than her that it's comical. Plus, Maria can actually play.

No he won't. But if someone else like HA or Sov posted it, they'd be in the penalty box by now.
2 weeks in the box.

I stand corrected.