Hi guys!

I MADE IT!

If you need any help with football type questions, just ask GroundCat. GroundCat is the world's foremost expert on the NFL!

DOOD!

I miss Diablo!!!!!

Who will win the NFL rushing title this year?

Groundcat,

Will the Ravens win it all this year? And how does Randy Moss fit his hair in a helmet? Thanks for the knowledge.

How many touchdowns will David "Circus" Kircus score?

1. DIABLO ROXOR!!!!! MAX XP GOGOGO!

2. GroundCat can not see the future.

3. The Ravens still suck because they haven't addressed the fact that they have no cohesive gameplan. Running the ball into the line and praying for Lewis to break tackles is not a gameplan.

4. Mosshas hair-training-camp where he puts his hair through many rigorous helmet drills.

You do know all there is to know about the NFL. I bow to your greatness.

I feel like I'm the only one who missed a joke here.

who is hotter?

Ron Mexico or Kordell Stewart

Why do the Arizona Cardinals still exist?

Don't bust out with "the Ravens won a title on defense" either.

You can't go into a season hoping that every single one of your average defensive players has the season of their lives. That Ravens title was a complete miracle.

So says GroundCat

Ron Mexico is WAY hotter.

He at least gets tested.

GroundCat respects a man who respects his dinky.

GroundCat, what is the only questions that can never be answered in the affermative?

GroundCat, what is the only questions that can never be answered in the affermative?

GroundCat only has knowledge of the NFL and kick-ass video games.

Why do the Arizona Cardinals still exist?

GroundCat asks himself that question every year. :(

If you could only fire owners.

GroundCat finds it ironic that the Cardinals owner gets to vote on whether a new owner is fit to enter the league.

DOOD, YOU SHOULD GET VOTED OUT!

Who the f*ck is Groundcat?

Ron Mexico is WAY hotter.

He at least gets tested.

GroundCat respects a man who respects his dinky.


He got herpes...he can't respect his dinky that much if he didn't bother wrapping it up.

GroundCat only has knowledge of the NFL and kick-ass video games.
It's a question that could be asked to Steve Young on many occasions

Who the f*ck is Groundcat?

I am GroundCat.

You need GroundCat. You need more talk of the NFL and kick-ass video games!

I am GroundCat.

You need GroundCat. You need more talk of the NFL and kick-ass video games!

And?

Why do the Bears always insist on carrying like 10 RBs. They have good ones, then they draft more...why can't they focus on developing one?

Why do the Bears always insist on carrying like 10 RBs. They have good ones, then they draft more...why can't they focus on developing one?

The Bears seem to overrate RBs in each draft, and then feel like they got a steal when he falls to them. It's like in Madden or FOF when your pick comes up and you see a guy on the board that you feel is a stone cold stud. You grab him even though you already have a decent young guy there.

He doesn't turn out as well as you hoped because you overrated him in the first place, but the very next draft, an EVEN BETTER guy at the same position falls to you! Lucky Day! You grab him even though you had last year's guy, and the year before's guy.

Wash, rinse, repeat.

See, the Bears are like a bad Madden player.

See, the Bears are like a bad Madden player.

And Madden is a kick ass video game!

Battlecat is way better.

Would Dick Vermiel (sp?) have been able to lead the Rams to several more Super Bowls had he not left?

On a related note, is there any coach who is more fun to watch lose than Mike Martz?

I'm setting the over/under at midnight tonight.

I'm setting the over/under at midnight tonight.
All the more reason to get your questions in while you can!

Thundercats are way betta, too.

I'm setting the over/under at midnight tonight.
I'll take the under.

GroundCat, are you Happy29. I can remember a GroundCat getting banned during the same period?

Isn't Skydog in the sunny south of France right now?

GroundCat, are you Happy29. I can remember a GroundCat getting banned during the same period?
Easy way to find out.

Harvick sucks, and Nemechek woulda kicked his ass.

Still no reply........

GroundCat, are you Happy29. I can remember a GroundCat getting banned during the same period?

GroundCat is not anyone else.

Why would you think so?

Would Dick Vermiel (sp?) have been able to lead the Rams to several more Super Bowls had he not left?

On a related note, is there any coach who is more fun to watch lose than Mike Martz?

1. No

2. No

GroundCat is not anyone else.

Why would you think so?

Because you stated "I LIVE!", as if you were coming back from something, like being banned. Or are you really the walking dead?

On the topic of the Rams, did anyone else find it as fascinating as GroundCat did, to watch all of Kurt Warner's "quick decision making" completely fall apart?

One has to think that the speed of the Arena League started to erode as he became used to the time he had in an NFL pocket.

Leave GroundCat alone. We need more NFL savants.

Because you stated "I LIVE!", as if you were coming back from something, like being banned. Or are you really the walking dead?

Oh, that wasn't GroundCat's intention.

What is the most kick-ass video game?

Ok Groundcat....(Expert on the NFL)

In a world full of diversity, please describe fully how the NFL should market to foreign countries in hopes of expanding the leagues base to more than just the United States. What plans should the league start thinking about to help broaden the leagues appeal to foreign countries? If you feel that it will harm the NFL by doing so, please clearly state examples and provide details to support your conclusions.

What is the most kick-ass video game?


There is so much kick-ass in video games, it's hard to pick only one.

Here's a few from the GroundCat kick-ass list:
- Madden (all of them)
- Donkey Kong
- Diablo II
- NCAA Football (2004)
- Tecmo Bowl
- NHL Hockey (with the goalies edited)
- Baseball Stars

Ok Groundcat....(Expert on the NFL)

In a world full of diversity, please describe fully how the NFL should market to foreign countries in hopes of expanding the leagues base to more than just the United States. What plans should the league start thinking about to help broaden the leagues appeal to foreign countries? If you feel that it will harm the NFL by doing so, please clearly state examples and provide details to support your conclusions.

GroundCat doesn't do other people's homework. You have to write this essay yourself. You're lucky i don't tell your professor.

GroundCat doesn't do other people's homework. You have to write this essay yourself. You're lucky i don't tell your professor.
Its not homework. You're the NFL Expert, I figured I could ask you this question.

Go ahead tell the professor, not sure he will remember me since I graduated college over 6 years ago, but hell, give it a go!

Groundcat,

If Roy Wiliams the safety intercepts a pass intended for Roy Williams the receiver and subsequently fumbles the ball back to Roy Williams the receiver, does Roy Williams the coach still need glasses?

GroundCat:

Welcome. I'll tell you your opinions shortly.

Would Michael Vick actually be worse if he had a better offensive line?

Groundcat,

If Roy Wiliams the safety intercepts a pass intended for Roy Williams the receiver and subsequently fumbles the ball back to Roy Williams the receiver, does Roy Williams the coach still need glasses?

:eek:

:eek:
Nothing like expert commentary from the world's foremost expert on the NFL.

Would Michael Vick actually be worse if he had a better offensive line?

Michael Vick is a new version of early Randall Cunningham.

We've seen this before, and if Vick doesn't get more pocket-passer coaching, the result will be the exact same.

Groundcat: What effect will firing Leslie Frazier as D-Coordinator and replacing him with Bresnahan have on the Bengals rushing d?

Michael Vick is a new version of early Randall Cunningham.

We've seen this before, and if Vick doesn't get more pocket-passer coaching, the result will be the exact same.
You didn't answer the question.

Groundcat: What effect will firing Leslie Frazier as D-Coordinator and replacing him with Bresnahan have on the Bengals rushing d?

Little if any. Run defense is more about players than it is about scheme. You gotta have players that can fill their holes, take on blockers, and win their matchups more often than not. If the Bengals are going to improve from the terrible rush defense they had last year, it's not going to be because different plays are called.

You didn't answer the question.


Didn't I? Look deep within the answer.....

Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Team of Mini Ditkas or Team of Leroy Jenkins?

Does Mega-Man still kick ass?

Ground Cat: Will there ever be an Asian American Quarterback in the NFL?

Does Mega-Man still kick ass?

Mega-Man doesn't suck ass, Mega-Man KICKS ASS!

Groundcat,

Who was the second string left guard for the 1967 Baltimore Colts?

Does anyone know where GroundCat can get Mega-Man on the PC?

Groundcat,

Who was the second string left guard for the 1967 Baltimore Colts?

GroundCat is not a historian, GroundCat is a great football mind.

I ate some ground cat once.. I hate mexico..

:(

GroundCat was serious about Mega-Man.

Can someone help?

GroutCat is overrated.

I, me, my, myself, mine

They're great words. Use 'em.

Ground Cat: Will there ever be an Asian American Quarterback in the NFL?
Yeah that guy from Hawaii.

Groundcat

how you attack a team that likes to play man to man defense?

How you attack a team that likes to play zone?

thanks

Why do I feel this is HM all over again?

I, me, my, myself, mine

They're great words. Use 'em.


Interesting strategy.

Groundcat

how you attack a team that likes to play man to man defense?

How you attack a team that likes to play zone?

thanks

Are you talking about FOF, or Madden, or real life?

Are you talking about FOF, or Madden, or real life?


For FOF and Madden

GroundCat isn't that great at FOF, but is a master of Madden.

A man could write books on how to beat a defense in Madden.

Could you be a little more specific? Maybe the type of players you have to work with, or the specific defense you're facing?

Don't feed the GroundCat.

He's somehow oddly entertaining to me. Perhaps its the brain-deadness from work.

Groundcat: Could Mega-Man get the Cardinals to the Super Bowl?

Groundcat: Could Mega-Man get the Cardinals to the Super Bowl?

Which weapons would he have? If you're talking the bubble blaster and the leaf blower, then no.

Which weapons would he have? If you're talking the bubble blaster and the leaf blower, then no.

How can you consider this a kick ass video game when one of the weapons is a leaf blower?

How can you consider this a kick ass video game when one of the weapons is a leaf blower?
Youhave obviously never been attacked by a man witha leaf blower. http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/frown.gif

How can you consider this a kick ass video game when one of the weapons is a leaf blower?

You obviously have never used a leaf-blower the way I have used a leaf blower.

How can you consider this a kick ass video game when one of the weapons is a leaf blower?

Some of the Mega-Man weapons are pretty lame, that's for sure.

Youhave obviously never been attacked by a man witha leaf blower. http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/frown.gif

If it is set on suck instead of blow is that technically still classified as an attack?

You obviously have never used a leaf-blower the way I have used a leaf blower.
Leaf blower enema?

If it is set on suck instead of blow is that technically still classified as an attack?
If you're sleeping naked it is. http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/frown.gif

You guys are kind of sick.

You guys are kind of sick.
You started a thread asking us to enter you. Picsplskthnx.

Can groundcat ever be found on a hot tin roof?

How many times a day does GroundCat play with himself that he is requesting the FOFC board to enter him?

You guys are kind of sick.
Aren't you banned yet?

Isn't groundcat what you find at chinese restaurants?

Could Mega-man give Michael Vick an enema?

Oh---I just got it.

GroundCat <> SkyDog.

You have to forgive me. I'm a bit slow on Fridays.

Anyway, I'm enjoying this.

Who is the most overrated player in the history of sports video games (i.e. the player whose video game ability most outstripped his real life ability)?

Can you kick the Oracles Ass?

Damn he must have the most posts per day ever.

yeash, I just got it too. That one when right over my head.


How long until we have waterhamster or something like that?

In exactly 5....4...3..2...

Oh---I just got it.

GroundCat <> SkyDog.

You have to forgive me. I'm a bit slow on Fridays.

Anyway, I'm enjoying this.

Who is the most overrated player in the history of sports video games (i.e. the player whose video game ability most outstripped his real life ability)?
That's easy. Peerless Price.

Groundcat are you a basketball fan?

It's not GroundCat like a cat ground up, it's like GroundCat like a cat that lives on the ground.

sheesh

You guys have a strange frame of mind.

Which NFL player is closest to "cute as a kitten"?

SeaHorse can't be far off either.

SeaHorse can't be far off either.
I was thinking Sub-terraneanMouse.

HouseFly.

SeaHorse can't be far off either.
I'm waiting for AerialCanine

Or AirPoodle.

Skogdy?

It's not GroundCat like a cat ground up, it's like GroundCat like a cat that lives on the ground.

sheesh
As opposed to a cat that lives in the sky?


sheesh

SpaceMutt

Who was the slowest white guy in Tecmo? My vote is for Ricky Proehl.

goDykS?


Oooh. That's not a bad one. Has anybody used it? Might have to snag that one as an alias.

Ricky Proehl in Tecmo Bowl is just blasphemy.

I think around post 88 I fell off the sofa from laughing so hard. goddammn. GroundCat, who's the best player to build a team around in Madden 2005? If you had the #1 pick in a fantasy draft who would you take, and why?

Who was the slowest white guy in Tecmo? My vote is for Ricky Proehl.

Bullshit! Ricky Proehl always tore it up on me. The reverse he ran, AKA "The Proehl Play," was freakin' unstoppable...

Slowest white guy in tecmo? I'm going for either Jeff George or Steve Grogan.

I was always fond of Scott Zolack.

Zolak.

slowest white guy in tecmo was Bernie Kosar. But there was also a guy who was hired as a temp there years ago who wasnt very.. "fast" either.

Bullshit! Ricky Proehl always tore it up on me. The reverse he ran, AKA "The Proehl Play," was freakin' unstoppable...
So, let me get this straight. You played as the Cardinals.

No, I played as the Cowboys. And Proehl always tore me a new one when I faced the Cards.

Try to keep up... ;)

GroundCat, who's the best player to build a team around in Madden 2005? If you had the #1 pick in a fantasy draft who would you take, and why?

The conventional choice would be Ron Mexico, but Madden 2005 has beefed up the rating for RBs so I'd go with Jamal Lewis or Priest Holmes. Those two guys can literally break like 15 tackles behind the line before running for a 80 yard TD.

It's a little silly sometimes.

However, if you are good at reading coverage, you will dominate with Randy Moss.

You just have to know if you have safety help over the top or if the CB is playing loose. If you see no safety help and the CB is in bump or tight man, you can hot route to a fly and get Moss open deep down the sideline.

The key is a playaction or a pump fake short, and then to throw the pass in front of Moss.

GroundCat has gotten really good at reading safeties, so I'd pick Moss #1

GroundCat has gotten really good at reading safeties, so I'd pick Moss #1
getting lazy there groundcat...you referred to yourself in the first person!

GroundCat is slowly phasing out the 3rd person.

Like Ross on Friends when he faked the Brittish accent for the class he was teaching.

Except GroundCat didn't get to sleep with Rachel. :(

No, I played as the Cowboys. And Proehl always tore me a new one when I faced the Cards.

Try to keep up... ;)
So you're saying that a little misdirection from the Cardinals fools you. Interesting.

Groundcat, how did you get your name?

He's the polar opposite of Skydog!

It's from a cat in the old neighborhood that was scared to climb trees.

so your saying that your nickname has no relationship to our moderator skydog?

No, how would it have a relationship with SkyDog?

(GroundCat was most likely declawed and couldn't climb trees. Little kids don't think of that, though :) )

GroundCat, have you kidnapped SkyDog?

No, I kidnapped him.

Here we go again!

No, I kidnapped him.
I'm really confused

Sean Taylor or Kellen Winslow Jr.?

One thing I can't stand is talent that is wasted.

I'd punch myself in the nutz really hard for the talent to play in the NFL, and these morons just throw it away.

One thing I can't stand is talent that is wasted.

I'd punch myself in the nutz really hard for the talent to play in the NFL, and these morons just throw it away.

Answer the question you mangy feline scurge.

I'd punch myself in the nutz

GroundCat is Noop?

I'd punch myself in the nutz really hard

What did I ever do to you?

What did I ever do to you?


someone created an account for this??

I think Groundcat is a nasty customer.

someone created an account for this??
I thought it was kindof funny. Could be multi-use for the future ;)

SI

GroundCat thought it was really funny.

Groundcat thought it was really funny.
Corrected for you.

Now, back to my question on Tecmo. I want an answer.

Who was the slowest white guy in Tecmo? My vote is for Ricky Proehl.

Were there white guys in Tecmo Bowl that weren't offensive line?

Were there white guys in Tecmo Bowl that weren't offensive line?
At least one. Ricky Proehl. So is that your choice?

Whenever you talk about slow white guys, GroundCat bets his money on Marino

GroundCat should phase out the third person faster.

Groundcat is dogmeat.

Groundcat is averaging 19.8 posts per day. At this rate he will catch jeebs in 747.5757575757 days.

Almost 15,000 posts!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

GroundCat is Noop?
Nope not me I dont punch myself in my dick.

Nope not me I dont punch myself in my dick.
How would you do that?

Who would think of punching themselves in the nuts?

That's just messed up.

Who would think of punching themselves in the nuts?

That's just messed up.

Some guys like slow, tender manipulation, some guys like a good old fashioned nut punching.

GroundCat can lick himself.

jealous?

GroundCat can lick himself.

jealous?

Not at all jealous, but mildly entertained. How does your butt taste?

like chicken

like chicken

http://www.nutroproducts.com/img/nccat/cccc5.gif

natural choice indeed

Looks like GroundCat went bye-bye. :D

Was he an alias? Someone already banned?

The over takes it.

Was he an alias? Someone already banned?
My money is on Hell Atlantic personally.

My money is on Hell Atlantic personally.
I was thinking HM, but HA would be a good candidate, too.

Was HA banned, or just in the box, or maybe in the box before but banned now?

At any rate, exit groundcat.

Was HA banned, or just in the box, or maybe in the box before but banned now?

At any rate, exit groundcat.
HA was in the box.

FWIW, the humor seemed wig-esque to me.

FWIW, the humor seemed wig-esque to me.
What humor?

I thought it was SkyDog?

What happened? I liked this guy.

Are we sure it was someone else, or is that just SkyDog's standard banning reason now?

I put in for Wig

What humor?
Fair point.

He wasn't funny, so it was probably wig...

I'd put all my money on it being wig. There have been numerous hints.

Exit Groundcat.

IIf Jeebs stopped posting now, I'll catch up to him in 12,000 days. +/- a few hundred days.

Exit Groundcat.
QOTD!

GroundCat got jobbed.

Wonder how he bought it?
Hot water at close range
or BB throught the eyes?

I wonder who it was. No way it was HA, no talk about pleasuring himself of sandwiches.

I wonder who it was. No way it was HA, no talk about pleasuring himself of sandwiches.
Dave Dial? :D

I bet it wasn't someone who was already banned, or SkyDog would have give us some proof already.

He's probably a CGI that was created by the aura of FOFC.

I don't meen to be such a downer, but it just sucks that we're now banning new members simply because SkyDog thinks it might be someone he doesn't like.

I really got a chuckle out of this kid. :(

I don't meen to be such a downer, but it just sucks that we're now banning new members simply because SkyDog thinks it might be someone he doesn't like.

I really got a chuckle out of this kid. :(
I recommend you stop acting like such a faggot. I'd say it's a good bet this guy's IP matched up that of a previous troller. While it'd be nice if SkyDog would share who it is, I hardly think he's obligated to.

I'd say it's a good bet this guy's IP matched up that of a previous troller. While it'd be nice if SkyDog would share who it is, I hardly think he's obligated to.
Agreed. However, if it is kind of fun to speculate and that fun would be ruined if Skydog posted this info immediately. My money is on wig.

I think its Skydog trying to bait Shorty into a few months in the box by actually starting an account that we (some of us anyway, it seems) would grow to enjoy and then banning it without explaining why..

Hmm... Provocative!!!!