If you had to pick one of these two idiots to start your franchise, who would it be?

You must choose one.

Lawyer no question. He's at least good.

What MikeVic said. Milloy will at least give you on the field results.

I agree with the fact that Milloy is a better player, but there was that one play where Fredex called the play due to Upchuck McNabb not being able to call the play. (He threw up? Wow. He really does eat chunky soup!)

Hmmm, interesting way to start a franchise. Who would I want for my waterboy. I guess I'd have to go with Freddy simply to watch him put on his self proclaimed championship belt everytime he hands someone a drink of water.

I would take Mitchell much less of a cap hit when you cut him