Suicane75
09-08-2004, 10:38 PM
Ok, prior to the start of the season you have 1 Billion points to spend on 23 Teams during the season, all predictions must be made prior to Thursday nights game for the entire season.
Pick 1 team to score the most points on a certain week ie: Tampa Bay Week 12.
Now take the losing team that week and use at least 500,000 of your billion points to multiply the margin they lose by IE: Carolina Scores 14 points x 1Million=14 Million,
Now multiply the margin of victory for TB in that game by the first number you came up with IE: Tampa Bay 31 Carolina 14= 17x14M= 238 Million, That would be your score for that game.
Now take the over/under, if the game hits the under you add 7000 points to it.
If the game hits the over add 10000 points to it.
If the game falls directly on the line add 6 points and do the Icky Shuffle.
If at anytime you pick Arizona you must mail all other particpants naked pictures of your ugliest relative in order for the play to be valid.
If any game you pick occurs on astroturf you must videotape yourself sliding 4 times on concrete and put it up on the web for your play to be valid, if you draw blood you get a daily double bonus which is only worth 10 points.
Now, heres where it gets tricky. If you pick Tampa Bay in week 12, you can only ever pick Tampa Bay in other even numbered weeks.
If the team you have picked is the favorite according to Vegas then you must deduct 27,000 from your winning score.
If the team you have picked is the underdog according to Vegas then you must deduct 27,000 from your winning score.
Once you have used a team once you can only use them 2 more times, unless they play a team with yellow as a primary color, that then unlocks the pee pee bonus and lets you use that team as many times as you want.
Any team that picks a team with Brown as their primary color is automaticly elminated (this is how 13 of the 34 teams lost last year).
If a kicker is responsible for more than 50% of the points by the team you pick in any given week than you lose all the points you have earned thus far.
If you pick 2 teams from the same state to win in the same week and your picks come thru, you earn 38574 additional points and a free trip to the Olive Garden.
Kickoff is less than 24 hours away, make your season predictions now.
***UPDATE***
Sov gets 10,000 got the Jenna Van Oy pics and 5,000 for the "whoa" reference but loses 2,000 for the Joey Lawrence picture.
Current Standings
Suicane- 2,000 for waking up.
Sov- 13,000
Pumpy- 1,000 for acknowledging the thread.
Pick 1 team to score the most points on a certain week ie: Tampa Bay Week 12.
Now take the losing team that week and use at least 500,000 of your billion points to multiply the margin they lose by IE: Carolina Scores 14 points x 1Million=14 Million,
Now multiply the margin of victory for TB in that game by the first number you came up with IE: Tampa Bay 31 Carolina 14= 17x14M= 238 Million, That would be your score for that game.
Now take the over/under, if the game hits the under you add 7000 points to it.
If the game hits the over add 10000 points to it.
If the game falls directly on the line add 6 points and do the Icky Shuffle.
If at anytime you pick Arizona you must mail all other particpants naked pictures of your ugliest relative in order for the play to be valid.
If any game you pick occurs on astroturf you must videotape yourself sliding 4 times on concrete and put it up on the web for your play to be valid, if you draw blood you get a daily double bonus which is only worth 10 points.
Now, heres where it gets tricky. If you pick Tampa Bay in week 12, you can only ever pick Tampa Bay in other even numbered weeks.
If the team you have picked is the favorite according to Vegas then you must deduct 27,000 from your winning score.
If the team you have picked is the underdog according to Vegas then you must deduct 27,000 from your winning score.
Once you have used a team once you can only use them 2 more times, unless they play a team with yellow as a primary color, that then unlocks the pee pee bonus and lets you use that team as many times as you want.
Any team that picks a team with Brown as their primary color is automaticly elminated (this is how 13 of the 34 teams lost last year).
If a kicker is responsible for more than 50% of the points by the team you pick in any given week than you lose all the points you have earned thus far.
If you pick 2 teams from the same state to win in the same week and your picks come thru, you earn 38574 additional points and a free trip to the Olive Garden.
Kickoff is less than 24 hours away, make your season predictions now.
***UPDATE***
Sov gets 10,000 got the Jenna Van Oy pics and 5,000 for the "whoa" reference but loses 2,000 for the Joey Lawrence picture.
Current Standings
Suicane- 2,000 for waking up.
Sov- 13,000
Pumpy- 1,000 for acknowledging the thread.