pick

I guess a 'both' option wouldn't have been fair to left or right.

I definitely have to go with the right nipple on this one, assuming of course you are facing each other, and are right-handed.

I go with the left nipple since my balance is hindered when i veer to the right, plus I can lean to the left and use my right hand for some light, feathery touching to other sensitive areas, yeah man, thats the stuff. As an aside, does anyone else here find Goran Visnjic to be an incredibly pretty man?

This poll has no "third nipple" option, and is therefore assinine.

Uhh... what for?

You're not getting something pierced, are you?

This poll has no "third nipple" option, and is therefore assinine.

Wasn't The Third Nipple on Nickelodeon After Dark?

This poll has no "third nipple" option, and is therefore assinine.
I agree.

This thread appears prejudiced against third (or more) nipples and is counter-active towards the NUA's (Nipple Unification Act) goals! :D

Nipples: United they stand, devided the droop!

If you are facing each other, then LEFT NIPPLE is used for your right hand dumbtards. You guys are talking like you go across the body. Right nipple on right hand = awkward.

If you are facing each other, then LEFT NIPPLE is used for your right hand dumbtards. You guys are talking like you go across the body. Right nipple on right hand = awkward.

We're talking about real girls, not cabbage patch kids.

Chose Right, but meant left. Got turned around thinging about where my right hand goes. Guess I should move to Florida! Really, I choose whichever nipple is closest to my mouth (this really pisses my girlfriend off when she is out of town.)

We're talking about real girls, not cabbage patch kids.
it's all the same really, except they are emotionless, feeling-less, don't get wet, and always have a pretty smile on their face

it's all the same really, except they are emotionless, feeling-less, don't get wet, and always have a pretty smile on their face

Yeah, but what about the cabbage patch kids?

soft and fluffy

If you are facing each other, then LEFT NIPPLE is used for your right hand dumbtards. You guys are talking like you go across the body. Right nipple on right hand = awkward.

Which is EXACTLY why you should choose the right nipple.

I think some of you are reading your own meaning into Fritz's poll. Just pick and be done.

I think some of you are reading your own meaning into Fritz's poll. Just pick and be done.

What, you think he posted this in the name of research?

What, you think he posted this in the name of research?
Not even god knows why Fritz does things. Understand that, and you are close to unlocking the 9th gate.

GOD lives in my trousers.

i am IT

GOD lives in my trousers.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present today's evidence in support of the return of the QOTM...

Well, I guess if I were absolutely forced to make a choice, I would lose the right nipple.

GOD (http://www.basketballreference.com/players/playerpage.htm?ilkid=SHAMMGO01) lives in my trousers.

i am IT (http://www.angelfire.com/bc2/fhg/Pennywise04.jpg)

:eek:

You guys must be confusing right and left again...

Nope. I understand full well that if you're right-handed, you have your right hand on her left.

Gotta think outside the box....

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Gotta think outside the box....

If we're talking nipples, I think that's true by definition.

i just want to be warm and safe inside the box

If we're talking nipples, I think that's true by definition.

Good setup, no?

Shorty; if your right hand is at point B, what is manning point A?

her right hand?

what do i win?

Is feeling breasts with your hands the only thing you younguns do with them these days?

my mouth was a close second to her right hand, but how can you be plowing, sucking, and fondling all in one swift motion? problems are bound to occure.

i've seen pics of shorty. methinks someone has much experience with blowup dolls.

The right nip guys aren't all morons, Shorty. Some of them must be southpaws.

...and some just might exclusively hit it from the back...

my mouth was a close second to her right hand, but how can you be plowing, sucking, and fondling all in one swift motion? problems are bound to occure.

Sigh...the lost art of foreplay...

My instinct is to always go for the right nipple forst, but I usually go out of my way to give them equal treatment. However, sometimes events overtake your ability to be all inclusive and the left one occassionally gets left out.

Does anyone realize that you are choosing which of Fritz's nipples you prefer ? :eek:

My left, her right?

Does anyone realize that you are choosing which of Fritz's nipples you prefer ? :eek:

Not only realized, but salivated at the thought.

I lost my nipples in a surfing accident back in 85.

I lost my nipples in a surfing accident back in 85.


I saw that movie, isn't that the one where Skippy from Family Ties became a surf king?

I picked right, but i seem to have read a different meaning into it then the rest of you.....

.....I thought it meant which of my own nipples i prefer to play with myself.

I picked right, but i seem to have read a different meaning into it then the rest of you.....

.....I thought it meant which of my own nipples i prefer to play with myself.


Definetly my left, its much more sensitive. I wish i had more than 2 hands, at least when it comes to myself.

Does anyone realize that you are choosing which of Fritz's nipples you prefer ? :eek:

He does have the nicest rack of anyone in here, but still, man-boobs are not my thing...

:rolleyes:

( o ) ( o )

Right nipple, without question.

when a girl is licking my nipples during sex....or during a boating accident, it doesnt matter when...she may as well be licking my wallet.

that is my (stolen) contribution to this thread.

oh, and, left nipple, without question.