Go here.... you will know what you have to do.... it is quite useful for telemarketers and in-laws

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/soundboards.shtml

You're welcome. :)

Is it a sign that I need help, that when I go to the Jerky Boys-->Sol Rosenberg soundboard, I can name the CD and track number from which each clip is taken?

thanks tubby

You deleted your thread while I was trying to respond. Anyhow, I spent too much time typing it, so here it is:

Reminds me of a phone conversation I had a few years ago, about 4 months after my first wife and I had divorced.

Me: Hello

Ex-wife's Best Friend (and maid of honor at our wedding): Hi... Franklin? How's it going?

Me: (haven't spoken to this woman in nearly a year - she lived in another state) Umm... OK, I guess.

Her: Well, I just thought I'd call and see how you guys were doing. Your phone number changed... nobody told me. Is "Jane" around?

Me: Umm... have you spoken to "Jane" at all in the last 6 months or so?

Her: No. Why?

Me: We're divorced. She left me to pursue a life of drugs and pagan idol worship with another man. (I shit you not - those were my exact words - and I was telling the truth)

Her: *** uncomfortable silence ***

Me: Anyhow, I guess, to answer your question, "Jane" isn't around. I don't have her number. She used to be working at "Large respectable Fortune 500 company," but got fired, and last I heard, was tending bar at The Dirty Drummer. She got evicted from her apartment, and I think she's living with some guy in his mother's basement, but I don't know his name, so it might be kind of hard to track her down.

Her: *** more uncomfortable silence... as if she's afraid to ask if there's any more to this story ***

Her: Wow. Oh my God. Umm.... well, sorry to hear that. I guess she kind of flipped out.

Me: Yeah.

Her: Well, take care. I'll talk to you later.


I haven't heard from her since.

Originally posted by Ksyrup
Is it a sign that I need help, that when I go to the Jerky Boys-->Sol Rosenberg soundboard, I can name the CD and track number from which each clip is taken?

yes

My favorite is the Al Pacino one. Very versitile. Sam L. Jackson is good too.

Originally posted by Franklinnoble
You deleted your thread while I was trying to respond.

I was getting pity. fuck that.

Jim Florintine does some good stuff. 'Robbed' is probably the best I've heard of his.