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Ben E Lou
02-19-2006, 04:30 PM
Classic. :D
The transition from sports to politics is not easy one

But the move from the athletic field to political arena does not always prove to be a slam dunk.

Scott Shepard / Cox News Service

February 15, 2006
WASHINGTON -- Although politics is often called a contact sport, it isn't always easy for athletes to make the leap from one arena to the next. This political season, though, two more are trying to make the team: former Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Lynn Swann and former Washington Redskins quarterback Heath Shuler.

Swann, a member of the Pro Football Hall of Fame, has his eyes on the governor's office in Pennsylvania. Shuler, a standout at Tennessee but a high-paid washout with the Redskins, is running for Congress in western North Carolina.

Like celebrity athletes before them, Swann and Shuler have the kind of name recognition that usually takes professional politicians decades to achieve. But that kind of name recognition may need a little tweaking if the athlete's sporting career was less than stellar.

As John Lapp, the executive director of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, put it recently when discussing candidates the party had recruited to run against Republicans in this year's congressional races: "We have over 40 candidates in top seats. We have great candidates, like Heath Shuler, who is a better candidate than he was quarterback for the Redskins."

John Pitney, a political science professor at Claremont McKenna College in California, explains it this way: "Athlete candidates may draw support, but they face three sources of opposition.

"First are the fans who rooted for opposing teams. Second are the fans who rooted for the athlete's team but are angry about the game they lost. Third are the nerds who have never rooted for any teams, and still resent athletes for getting all the girls in high school."

In fact, the most recent Keystone Poll of voters in football crazy Pennsylvania found evidence of team loyalties affecting political allegiances in the gubernatorial campaign, at least in the first quarter of the contest. Democratic-leaning areas of Pittsburgh are favoring Swann, the Republican.

Republican-leaning areas of Philadelphia are favoring Ed Rendell, the Democratic incumbent.

"This is a problem both candidates are going to have to tackle," said G. Terry Gordon, director of the Keystone Poll at Franklin and Marshall College.

"Tackle -- get it? The metaphors are endless."

ThunderingHERD
02-19-2006, 04:34 PM
"First are the fans who rooted for opposing teams. Second are the fans who rooted for the athlete's team but are angry about the game they lost. Third are the nerds who have never rooted for any teams, and still resent athletes for getting all the girls in high school."

Fourth is anyone who watched Monday Night Football from 1994 to 1997.

Raiders Army
02-19-2006, 05:37 PM
Sorry, but Lynn Swan falls into one of the categories of people I don't trust:

People who have wrong gender names

kcchief19
02-19-2006, 06:50 PM
John Pitney, a political science professor at Claremont McKenna College in California, explains it this way: "Athlete candidates may draw support, but they face three sources of opposition.

"First are the fans who rooted for opposing teams. Second are the fans who rooted for the athlete's team but are angry about the game they lost. Third are the nerds who have never rooted for any teams, and still resent athletes for getting all the girls in high school."

Not exactly the Harvard School of Government, is it?

Ben E Lou
02-19-2006, 06:57 PM
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Not exactly the Harvard School of Government, is it?I think the Claremont Seven are pretty impressive, aren't they?

Desnudo
02-19-2006, 07:00 PM
Claremont is a very good school. That high school nerd thing is very funny. Sounds like very scientific polling. Excuse me sir, did you get laid much in high school? No? Do you resent those who did?

Galaxy
02-19-2006, 07:04 PM
Claremont is a very good school. That high school nerd thing is very funny. Sounds like very scientific polling. Excuse me sir, did you get laid much in high school? No? Do you resent those who did?

Wonder what Bill Gates and Paul Allen think now....:)

kcchief19
02-19-2006, 07:15 PM
Actually, I'm sure Claremont McKenna is a fine school -- AFAIK. It just struck me as a simplistic and naive analysis of the situation. And I'm an elitist -- I'll take the poli sci opinion of the Evil Eight over some left coaster any day of the week. ;)

I just think there is little evidence to support that claim. Most successful politicians are telegenic and confident -- in other words, the kind of guys that got all the action in high school. By most accounts, Bill Clinton nailed any woman he wanted -- that didn't seem to hold him back with the voters.

Passacaglia
02-19-2006, 09:13 PM
I thought his bane was when he makes it to the HFL Bowl in his rookie season, only to have his QB get hurt right before the game.

Ben E Lou
02-20-2006, 04:30 AM
Actually, I'm sure Claremont McKenna is a fine school -- AFAIK. It just struck me as a simplistic and naive analysis of the situation. And I'm an elitist -- I'll take the poli sci opinion of the Evil Eight over some left coaster any day of the week. ;)

I just think there is little evidence to support that claim. Most successful politicians are telegenic and confident -- in other words, the kind of guys that got all the action in high school. By most accounts, Bill Clinton nailed any woman he wanted -- that didn't seem to hold him back with the voters.Ah, come on, you know better than that. The difference is that people don't THINK of Clinton as an athlete/popular kid in high school. They see Clinton, they see a politician. They see Swann, they see a football player. It is pretty humorous to think that adults might be shallow enough to see Swann and equate him with their own social failings in high school.

Shkspr
02-20-2006, 07:50 AM
See, now this is why my wife and I don't live in Pennsylvania - all those women staying home and humping themselves with Lynn Swann campaign posters while their husbands earn millions with their Carnegie-Mellon degrees.

I mean, damn, it's all I can do to keep her from licking our 18"x24" framed glamour shot of Vince Young that hangs in the hallway as it is... :)

Desnudo
02-20-2006, 12:20 PM
Ah, come on, you know better than that. The difference is that people don't THINK of Clinton as an athlete/popular kid in high school. They see Clinton, they see a politician. They see Swann, they see a football player. It is pretty humorous to think that adults might be shallow enough to see Swann and equate him with their own social failings in high school.

My image of Clinton in high school has always been as one those types who a lot of girls like, but other guys detest.

rkmsuf
02-20-2006, 12:22 PM
For some reason I never thought about Lynn Swan getting girls. Not for one second.