Kat Dennings is the celebrity on the clock this week. Most recently known as one of the girls from the TV show 2 Broke Girls and one cup, Mean Girls, Nick and Nora, um and other stuff I can't think of. Will she score higher than Christian Hendricks and her 64% breasts?!?!?!

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http://i.imgur.com/16tftl.jpg

Man this one is tough. I don't know who she is and I only watched 2 Girls 1 Cup once and didn't really pay attention to the chicks.

In Google most of the pics make her look like a pasty corpse with overly bright red lipstick, but some pics she looks hot. There are some nudes (fakes?) and she appears to have pretty fantastic milk cannons. I think I'd need to see some vids.

Love her

HOT. But TV shows is horrendous.

Thank you google image search. Hot.

I'm gonna have to Google this one, because my reaction to the supplied pic is quite possibly worse than what Kathy Griffin would have gotten. Or Meg Griffin. Or Godric Gryffindor.

Same here. No clue who she is, but that's not a great pic.

rarely has there been such an easy NO from me

The problem I have with evaluating all of these women is that I hate makeup, I hate poses, I hate collagen lips and all the fake shit, etc. And since these are famous people, that's pretty much all you see. It's hard to find a more natural, every day look from these women. Anyone can get airbrushed - look at Oprah (but not too long).

That's a bad pic.

Hrm. In searching for pics I came across some from House Bunny, including one that might have benefited Emma Stone's poll.

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/3117/estonehousebunnyfn9.jpg

WTF you people and your pictures and shit. Man I try to find a picture that isn't too 'done' up and also isn't one of those stupid "look how ugly celebrities are without makeup OMG" and you still aren't happy.

YouTube convinced me to vote HOT. Kind of reminds me of a gothic-girl-next-door-daddy-is-mean-can-I-come-through-your-window-at-night-and-bang-you-like-you've-never-been-banged-before-then-put-a-knife-to-your-throat-and-threaten-to-cut-you-if-you-want-to-cuddle look, and I can dig that. Though in her pics chick does overdo the makeup.

FOFC failing once again.

meh, shes hotter than hendricks.... but not sure i would call her hot

If my first question is who?, I can never vote Celebrity Hot. Of course, she's attractive.

so, so, so very hot. Actually Hendricks and her are my 2 celeb crushes.

YouTube convinced me to vote HOT. Kind of reminds me of a gothic-girl-next-door-daddy-is-mean-can-I-come-through-your-window-at-night-and-bang-you-like-you've-never-been-banged-before-then-put-a-knife-to-your-throat-and-threaten-to-cut-you-if-you-want-to-cuddle look, and I can dig that. Though in her pics chick does overdo the makeup.

It was a slam dunk no for me until I read this, I can kind of see what your getting at here; and yeah, I can definetely dig that.

This is one of those celebrities who had a few cell phone pictures leaked, so you may want to do some extra googling perhaps with the acronym "nsfw" added to her name when you aren't at the office.

But its one of those rare cases where that doesn't really help me. The nsfw pics seem to reveal a fairly spectacular rack, but, also reveal a super creepy face when not made up. I'm not voting yet, I dunno! I really, really dislike her lips, even in nsfw pics I'm drawn to how much I dislike her facial features.

Don't forget 40 year old virgin. I'd say hot, and it's not close.

a super creepy face when not made up. I'm not voting yet, I dunno! I really, really dislike her lips, even in nsfw pics I'm drawn to how much I dislike her facial features.

This is ultimately why I went with no.

I would do nasty, nasty things to her that are probably illegal in most southern states.

Don't forget 40 year old virgin. I'd say hot, and it's not close.

Dude, she played a teenage daughter in that movie. You're being a touch creepy.

I would do nasty, nasty things to her that are probably illegal in most southern states.

You'd make her marry a black man?

You'd make her marry a black man?

Not what I was thinking, but good one nonetheless.

I was thinking though, "Anything besides missionary style".

Gonna hold out my vote this time and let the picks do the talking.
Here are two I found that I do not like:

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSDGus74354xm4YI3tijwiPOW3cphuvqBW82tapb7HcnR3UoXEUOA
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSsIEhWrJ9EDlcihl20sNUcCQHyi05Xv-IGfI_GM0maQJJKAW0PBQ

I either think "The Joker" or that she will float away.

You'd make her marry a black man?
Standing by.

Hmmm I actually don't even need Autumn's grody pics this time although he's welcome to post them. I can't even stand to look at her when she's glammed up. Big NOT.

Gonna hold out my vote this time and let the picks do the talking.
Here are two I found that I do not like:

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSDGus74354xm4YI3tijwiPOW3cphuvqBW82tapb7HcnR3UoXEUOA
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSsIEhWrJ9EDlcihl20sNUcCQHyi05Xv-IGfI_GM0maQJJKAW0PBQ

I either think "The Joker" or that she will float away.
Of course the 1st one is from a movie, it's really hard to discredit the actor/ess when they are playing a part. IMO.

Of course the 1st one is from a movie, it's really hard to discredit the actor/ess when they are playing a part. IMO.

and that's actually the better of the two. It's just....something ewwwww about her look. Like her face will fall off or something.

Different features of hers are hot to me, but the package doesn't all blend in a lot of her pics, like somebody put a Mrs. Potato Head together and named her Kat.

Different features of hers are hot to me, but the package doesn't all blend in a lot of her pics, like somebody put a Mrs. Potato Head together and named her Kat.

EXACTLY!

and that's actually the better of the two. It's just....something ewwwww about her look. Like her face will fall off or something.

I think it's that it looks so...flat and downward-sloping in those pics. Like it's smushed.

cant vote until i see a pic of her ass obv

cant vote until i see a pic of her ass obv

+69

Definitely not hot.

Not and frankly doesn't even come close to the realm of being hot.

I thought about it for a bit and then voted "Not."

thanks internet for telling me how to feel about women

cant vote until i see a pic of her ass obv
You are obviously just making an excuse, there are more than enough asses on this board to help you make a decision...

cant vote until i see a pic of her ass obv

It matches the front, btw.

So, Fran Drescher is hotter than Teri Hatcher, Pam Anderson, Uma Thurman, and Gillian Anderson. Huh...

Ultimately I had to go with not. I don't watch the show though, so maybe she's one of those sexy-in-action types.

I nominate Famke Janssen. (And that's a serious one, unlike my other nominations.

I think she's attractive, but clearly not in the top tier. She likely falls in the datable hot category though.

You are obviously just making an excuse, there are more than enough asses on this board to help you make a decision...
Very true.
It matches the front, btw.
ICE COLD

So, Fran Drescher is hotter than Teri Hatcher, Pam Anderson, Uma Thurman, and Gillian Anderson. Huh...

Its the voice

... a super creepy face ... I really, really dislike her lips, even in nsfw pics I'm drawn to how much I dislike her facial features.

+1

I'm glad that I was apparently a trend setter on this one. When I voted NOT, the Hots were definitely well ahead of what I expected. When I saw the early results I hadn't been more disappointed with your collective judgements since #2 Anna Buttherface ran away with a poll.

My faith has more or less been restored...with slightly better than half of you.

I'm gonna have to Google this one, because my reaction to the supplied pic is quite possibly worse than what Kathy Griffin would have gotten. Or Meg Griffin. Or Godric Gryffindor.

Yep. Don't see what's attractive at all about the first picture - pasty complexion, duck lips and horrible lipstick.

FOFC failing once again.

so you think she is hot? you don't think she is hot? I'm never quite sure which direction you're complaining. :)

WTF you people and your pictures and shit. Man I try to find a picture that isn't too 'done' up and also isn't one of those stupid "look how ugly celebrities are without makeup OMG" and you still aren't happy.

Maybe do like 5-6 pictures on all ends of the spectrum?

Wow... 40% O_o boggles the mind...

i want to know why my Cote de Pablo nomination didnt make the upcoming poll list but the girl from the guild did?

This contest needs a "gong" factor. Time to move on.

i want to know why my Cote de Pablo nomination didnt make the upcoming poll list but the girl from the guild did?

Probably because I missed it and didn't know who the hell she was. And because I choose to add Felicia Day...

I can't decide if these or the political threads are worse for the "I know how this will end up" factor.

But since I'm here I'll say "not hot" I'll even go so far as to say if she came up to me in a bar and asked me to make sex with her I'd say "no thank you".

And Saldana, nobodies ever heard of your girl and she has a unibrow and she's kind of ugly.

I can't decide if these or the political threads are worse for the "I know how this will end up" factor.

But since I'm here I'll say "not hot" I'll even go so far as to say if she came up to me in a bar and asked me to make sex with her I'd say "no thank you".

And Saldana, nobodies ever heard of your girl and she has a unibrow and she's kind of ugly.

make sex? You got the recipe for that?

I saw it on Food Network once.

She looks like my ex-girlfriend's sister with a much better body. The lips are not doing it for me.

Probably because I missed it and didn't know who the hell she was. And because I choose to add Felicia Day...

I can't decide if these or the political threads are worse for the "I know how this will end up" factor.

But since I'm here I'll say "not hot" I'll even go so far as to say if she came up to me in a bar and asked me to make sex with her I'd say "no thank you".

And Saldana, nobodies ever heard of your girl and she has a unibrow and she's kind of ugly.

really, no one on this board watches NCIS?:confused:

and i am not disputing felicia day..i would absolutely like to date her avatar, thanks for reminding me i need to watch the last two episodes of this season

I know who she is. She's pretty hot, but I think of a skinner, taller version of Selma Hayak, without all of the advantages. I would vote her ahead of Kat Dennings though

really, no one on this board watches NCIS?:confused:


Nah, I've heard of her (through NCIS of course). Cote de Pablo = (thumbs up)

And Saldana, nobodies ever heard of your girl and she has a unibrow and she's kind of ugly.

As much as looks can be a personal choice, on what planet is this "kind of ugly?"
http://snarkerati.com/galleries/Cote-De-Pablo/0002-Cote-De-Pablo.jpg

Let's see, the lower half of her face looking like a man's in that picture has me thinking kind of ugly.

It must be nice to only be able to date flawlessly looking people.

As much as looks can be a personal choice, on what planet is this "kind of ugly?"


I dunno, what planet is she from?

It must be nice to only be able to date flawlessly looking people.

See, don't go getting insulted. I find her features to be very unappealing, that's all.

I saw it on Food Network once.

Giada was part of it wasn't she...

It must be nice to only be able to date flawlessly looking people.

It's okay to admit you like a manly face looking chick who some folks find kinda ugly.

Giada was part of it wasn't she...

Giada, Nigella. I can eat all four breasts at one sitting.

It's okay to admit you like a manly face looking chick who some folks find kinda ugly.

Aww now, that's kind of harsh. Whatever floats anybodies boat is fine, I just hate the "you must be dating supermodels" card. I reckon however that Pablo Coyote wouldn't fare very well in a poll to make it worthwhile.

And people complained when I saw Scarlett Johansson as a dog-faced whore???

Really, like we said earlier. Some like blondes, redheads, etc, some don't. Some like pointy, ferret faces as long as they have big boobs :) , while some like more stronger jawlines.

I agree with Bug, I vote for her way over someone like Kat or that readhead we had before. It is a competitive ranking after all.

or that readhead we had before.

HER NAME IS CHRISTINA YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

I mean, I agree with Bucc

Said it before I'm sure, but for me hot can be pretty (cute, beautiful) or not pretty. Hot is a lot more...base. I don't think Kat is necessarily [traditionally] pretty. But, she works for me on that base level.

I like her face. it's not a hollywood look, but me likey.

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/showbiz/images/attachement/jpg/site1/20081028/00123fc5bdb70a7127103f.jpg

http://www.mastcelebs.net/upload/kat-dennings-2.jpg

I like her face. it's not a hollywood look, but me likey.




You can have it. It comes in a box. You just have to put it all together. Just make sure you don't drop one of the pieces under a table or something.

really, no one on this board watches NCIS?:confused:

and i am not disputing felicia day..i would absolutely like to date her avatar, thanks for reminding me i need to watch the last two episodes of this season

I love hispanic ladies, but Cote de Pablo just doesn't do much for me. She's added to the list though.

I like her face.
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/showbiz/images/attachement/jpg/site1/20081028/00123fc5bdb70a7127103f.jpg

It's okay I guess. I'm just more accustomed to seeing a face like that in a feedbag after running several tough furlongs.

I like her face. it's not a hollywood look, but me likey.

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/showbiz/images/attachement/jpg/site1/20081028/00123fc5bdb70a7127103f.jpg

http://www.mastcelebs.net/upload/kat-dennings-2.jpg

Her lips are too big, my god she wears so much makeup, how dare she try to look nice in public!

Her lips are too big, my god she wears so much makeup, how dare she try to look nice in public!

Trying to look nice is not the same thing as achieving it. With those lips, she shouldn't be trying to accentuate them (which is the problem a lot of glammed up chicks try to do; hence, the bozo-the-clown look). Also, perhaps less attention to the lips and more to the bags under the eyes? So there. :)

Those are good pictures of 2 phases of heroin use.

Can we save the time and take off Ellen Page and add in Colbie Smuthers? :)

She is super hot imo. Great pair if those phone pics are legit. Good gawd.

Can we save the time and take off Ellen Page and add in Colbie Smuthers? :)

Also Cobie Smulders! :D

EDIT: Who I love but entirely b/c of how i met your mother, I assume she would fare poorly here.

Same thing :)

I imagine a Zach Parise poll would end up looking just like this.

Can we save the time and take off Ellen Page and add in Colbie Smuthers? :)

I think to save time we should merge Katy Perry, Siwan Morris, Mia Kirshner, Emily Blunt, Kate Featherston and Lizzy Caplan into the Zooey Deschanel poll.

I'll take Emily Blunt over the rest.

As much as looks can be a personal choice, on what planet is this "kind of ugly?"
http://snarkerati.com/galleries/Cote-De-Pablo/0002-Cote-De-Pablo.jpg

She looks like she's half way between Salma Hayek and the chick who plays Andrea on Breaking Bad/Maria on Men of a Certain Age.

I'll take Emily Blunt over the rest.

I still can't tell the different between the ones who aren't Lizzy Caplan.

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls7jwstvcz1r37w3co1_500.jpg

As much as looks can be a personal choice, on what planet is this "kind of ugly?"
http://snarkerati.com/galleries/Cote-De-Pablo/0002-Cote-De-Pablo.jpg

If that was your wife, I'd say you did well. As a celebutard star, I wonder if she was ever beheaded for usage to insure an offer was unrefuseable.

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls7jwstvcz1r37w3co1_500.jpg

Yeah, the only think I can use to tell any of them apart is Katy Perry's breasts.

I googled her. Not hot, not even close.

I googled her. Not hot, not even close.

Perhaps if you beer-googled her.

She's the kinda girl that's hot when you're going through your goth phase.

I voted hot, but I think she's more sexy than hot.

Perhaps if you beer-googled her.

Probably, but then even your cat Aunt Purrima would be hot

Probably, but then even your cat Aunt Purrima would be hot

Yeah....I love that cat. That cat is hot. I mean I REALLY LOOOOOOOOOOOVE that cat. I just want to hug all the cats and put them in a basket.

It must be nice to only be able to date flawlessly looking people.

In the context of voting in these threads, this is akin to telling someone they can't say Yuniesky Bettencourt sucks because they never played professional baseball. Irrelevant. These are all chicks we'll never meet, let alone date. We're judging them on an entirely different level than if this was a contest about the hottest chicks we went out on a date with the last 12 months or something.

I think it's beyond that myself ksyrup. I think it's about them being so hot that they'd never date us and thus we have only our sad fantasies and drool left.

In the context of voting in these threads, this is akin to telling someone they can't say Yuniesky Bettencourt sucks because they never played professional baseball. Irrelevant. These are all chicks we'll never meet, let alone date. We're judging them on an entirely different level than if this was a contest about the hottest chicks we went out on a date with the last 12 months or something.

And we all know that Batter Nine, You Sucky (anagrams for the win!)

SI

Maybe these threads should be less Yes/No and more a point scale. Would probably eliminate 90% of the posts.

Maybe these threads should be less Yes/No and more a point scale. Would probably eliminate 90% of the posts.

Such as this one.

Definitely. You would think a bunch of text simmers could come up with a better competition setup than this (see the other thread).

I think it would do the opposite. If you give it a point scale, people are going to post more "Let me see your wife if you think she is a 5" type of posts

In an effort to get us all on the same page, I present:

Celebrity Hot or Not? ROUND 2






http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/04/Ian-McKellen-as-a-Woman.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/04/Matt-Damon-as-Woman.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/04/Bruce-Willis-as-a-Woman.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/04/Eddie-Murphy-as-a-Woman.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/04/Georga-Clooney-as-a-Woman.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/04/Mrs-Bean-as-a-Woman.jpg

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :eek:

Dude, she played a teenage daughter in that movie. You're being a touch creepy.
Jeez, I was just saying that's the only movie I remember seeing her in - I didn't recognize the name and hadn't seen the other stuff. The "hot" vote was based on the posted pictures.

Jeez, I was just saying that's the only movie I remember seeing her in - I didn't recognize the name and hadn't seen the other stuff. The "hot" vote was based on the posted pictures.

Damn, stop being creepy!

I nominate Vanessa Hudgens for the Hot or Not contest! And for several other things as well.

"worst cell phone security"

I nominate Vanessa Hudgens for the Hot or Not contest! And for several other things as well.

A razor?

"worst cell phone security"

lol

"worst cell phone security"

I was thinking "Best leaked nude photos from a cast member of High School Musical until Ashley Tisdale's cellphone is hacked."

Hudgens>Tisdale

Not caring>Hudgens>Tisdale

Not caring>Hudgens>Tisdale>Taking time to comment about not caring on a thread about caring

Still nominating Famke Jannsen > all those things

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she broke the clock with her face.