Well, the World Tour has ended, and the results are in.

1. The tour begins in Ireland, where you arrive at the local pub. To your horror, you discover that a local has drank the pub completely out of Guinness. After setting this man on fire, what beer do you order instead of Guinness?

It was a close race throughout, but Murphy's squeaks by with the win.

<table style="border-collapse: collapse; width: 112pt;" width="149" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><col style="width: 64pt;" width="85"> <col style="width: 48pt;" width="64"> <tbody><tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt; width: 64pt;" width="85" height="20">Murphy's</td> <td style="width: 48pt;" width="64" align="right">5</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" height="20">Killian's</td> <td align="right">4</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" height="20">Harp</td> <td align="right">3</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" height="20">Budweiser</td> <td align="right">3</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" height="20">Beamish</td> <td align="right">2</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" height="20">Smithwick's</td> <td align="right">2</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" height="20">Heineken</td> <td align="right">1</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" height="20">Newcastle</td> <td align="right">1</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" height="20">Bass</td> <td align="right">1</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" height="20">Boddingtons</td> <td align="right">1</td> </tr> </tbody></table>

2. Good and drunk, you stagger to the airport, only to find your flight has been canceled. The good news is, you have a free voucher to any location in Europe. The bad news is, you only have time to see one historical landmark. Which historical landmark, in continental Europe, do you go see?

Dealbreaker #1

<table style="border-collapse: collapse; width: 147pt;" width="195" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><col style="width: 131pt;" width="174"> <col style="width: 16pt;" width="21"> <tbody><tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt; width: 131pt;" width="174" height="20">Eiffel Tower</td> <td style="width: 16pt;" width="21" align="right">21</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" height="20">Colosseum</td> <td align="right">1</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" height="20">Leaning Tower of Pisa</td> <td align="right">1</td> </tr> </tbody></table>

3. You've seen a bit of history, you've been drunk with the locals, now it's time to see the "wildlife". Which country do you fly to to see the hottest women?

Dealbreaker #2 -- The United Kingdom, btw????

<table style="border-collapse: collapse; width: 111pt;" width="147" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><col style="width: 95pt;" width="126"> <col style="width: 16pt;" width="21"> <tbody><tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt; width: 95pt;" width="126" height="20">Sweden</td> <td style="width: 16pt;" width="21" align="right">13</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" height="20">Brazil</td> <td align="right">5</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" height="20">Italy</td> <td align="right">2</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" height="20">France</td> <td align="right">1</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" height="20">United Kingdom</td> <td align="right">1</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" height="20">Amsterdam</td> <td align="right">1</td> </tr> </tbody></table>

4. You continue on your fantasy tour, now with hot companions! You decide it's time to seal the deal with these lovely ladies, but they insist on being wined and dined lavishly as you continue your tour. Unfortunately, your idea of wining and dining consists of taking the ladies to a Japanese baseball game and sampling the beer and food there. Which Japanese baseball team do you call to score tickets?

DealBreaker #3

<table style="border-collapse: collapse; width: 118pt;" width="156" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><col style="width: 95pt;" width="126"> <col style="width: 23pt;" width="30"> <tbody><tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt; width: 95pt;" width="126" height="20">Yomiuri Giants</td> <td style="width: 23pt;" width="30" align="right">18</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" height="20">Chunichi Dragons</td> <td align="right">2</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" height="20">Orix BlueWave</td> <td align="right">1</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" height="20">Osaka</td> <td align="right">1</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" height="20">Yakult Swallows</td> <td align="right">1</td> </tr> </tbody></table>

5. A few dozen Kirin beers and a hungover morning later, you realize that your new hot companions are actually not as hot as you thought. You decide to hop out on the next early morning flight to some friendly surroundings and get while the gettin' is good. Which United States territory do you hide in?

Surprised I didn't get any USA answers:

<table style="border-collapse: collapse; width: 118pt;" width="156" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><col style="width: 95pt;" width="126"> <col style="width: 23pt;" width="30"> <tbody><tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt; width: 95pt;" width="126" height="20">Guam</td> <td style="width: 23pt;" width="30" align="right">10</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" height="20">Virgin Islands</td> <td align="right">5</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" height="20">Puerto Rico</td> <td align="right">4</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" height="20">Hawaii</td> <td align="right">2</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" height="20">Montana</td> <td align="right">1</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" height="20">Alaska</td> <td align="right">1</td> </tr> </tbody></table>

6. After a couple of drying up days on the beach, it's time to call it a week and head home. But the only flight home you can afford connects through Australia. Which airline do you take from Australia back to the good ol' US of A?

<table style="border-collapse: collapse; width: 118pt;" width="156" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><col style="width: 95pt;" width="126"> <col style="width: 23pt;" width="30"> <tbody><tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt; width: 95pt;" width="126" height="20">Qantas</td> <td style="width: 23pt;" width="30" align="right">16</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" height="20">United</td> <td align="right">3</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" height="20">Delta</td> <td align="right">3</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" height="20">American</td> <td align="right">1</td> </tr> </tbody></table>

And now, the results:

In Coach and sitting next to a fat guy:

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In Coach, but sitting on the Aisle:

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Upgrade to Business Class:

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Premier Frequent Flyer status:

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Gold Status:

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Platinum Status, but still on the outside looking in:

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And the winner, who has achieved Executive Platinum Status and will get their name on a side of an aircraft along with a visit from the chief pilot:

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Dodgerchick nailed all 6 top answers to take the vaunted 100% title. Congrats!

only missed the beer one...best finish ever for me :)

Damn, I missed the airline question :(

Gah! Fricking Montana!

Congrats Dodgerchick!!

The good news is, I can only upgrade from here.

Whoa, I won, thanks!

Never done the scoring thing, if one of you fine gentlemen will help me with it, I'd really appreciate it.

Budweiser 3

You people should be ashamed of yourselves.

Can not believe with all of the great landmarks in Europe the Eiffel Tower took all but 2.

Can not believe with all of the great landmarks in Europe the Eiffel Tower took all but 2.To me that was the most obvious answer, with the Swedish girls being second.


At whomever posted Amsterdam as a country: :rant:

To me that was the most obvious answer, with the Swedish girls being second.


At whomever posted Amsterdam as a country: :rant:

Haha well I chose Leaning Tower of Pisa because I wanted nothing to do with England or France. Send me to Italy.

To me that was the most obvious answer, with the Swedish girls being second.


At whomever posted Amsterdam as a country: :rant:

That was me. I did mean to put Holland, but, my mind was on the Dutch women in Amsterdam...no, not the ones in the windows.

You people should be ashamed of yourselves.

If stupid knew anything about Ireland they would have picked it. It's their number one beer...

Wow - first time I didn't finish in the bottom 5. Only missed the beer (Smithwicks) and the territory (Virgin Islands). Grats, Dodgerchick!

bump?

Can not believe with all of the great landmarks in Europe the Eiffel Tower took all but 2.

Someone hasn't learned how to play the game yet.

I PMed Sndvls to see if he's interested in running it but have not heard back. I'm not able to, my computer is on the fritz.

I PMed Sndvls to see if he's interested in running it but have not heard back. I'm not able to, my computer is on the fritz.

can someone send me the "formula" spreadsheet thing and I can work on one tonight/tomorrow. Also need to find an updated list of "winners"

Thanks


EDIT ** Nevermind I found it