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interesting first post.....

I don't wanna wait unless someone else tells me this is really worth watching...

oh it is worth it. 10 minutes long. dial up need not apply.

if there ain't nudity, I care not for seeing it.

Will both suffice?

I think both would cancel each other out.

it's the reason I can't rent anything with Ron Jeremy in it.

Damn. That was really good. Loved the premise of it. Thanks for the link.

Originally posted by Franklinnoble
I'm with Draft Dodger on this one... although I'd like to qualify that it should be "hot chick nudity" and not "hairy fat guy nudity."

What do you consider "hairy"?

I enjoy the film. Cool idea, and the ending was pretty funny...

That was pretty good--the twist at the end was nice.

Anyone care to summarize for those of us with dialup? :)

The problem with Ron Jeremy is that he just shows up in porn without you expecting it. He has an uncanny ability to find any and all gang bangs and step in line.

He produces and directs many of the 'stars-filled' flicks now so he can put himself in there whenever he wants (as long as it's not in a crotchless leotard).

You did not hear me say that.

See his early to mid 1980s shit.

Anrhy, I thought you gave up the gay porn for lent? Couldn't hold out, huh?

The poster formerly known as Bucc is the FBI's expert on call for Crotchless Leotards and potato chips that look like Civil War generals.

See above dates. Besides, I really wish you would stop shipping your excess porn shit to me. Send them to Fritz, he needs to diversify. Why am I talking about this???

Originally posted by Anrhydeddu
See above dates. Besides, I really wish you would stop shipping your excess porn shit to me. Send them to Fritz, he needs to diversify. Why am I talking about this???

What do I need porn for? I bought a box-lot of russian women at auction a few years back.

Why does this seem like something that might just go on inside of Easy Mac's place? Great vid by the way, damn annoying Bambi!

Originally posted by Anrhydeddu
See above dates. Besides, I really wish you would stop shipping your excess porn shit to me. Send them to Fritz, he needs to diversify. Why am I talking about this???



Hey, you told me to send all excess muppet porn to Colorado. Just doing as I was told.

Originally posted by Marmel
Hey, you told me to send all excess muppet porn to Colorado. Just doing as I was told.

That would explain the Fraggle real dolls

Originally posted by Anrhydeddu
See above dates. Besides, I really wish you would stop shipping your excess porn shit to me. Send them to Fritz, he needs to diversify. Why am I talking about this???

If anybody has any excess porn please send it to me. No "sticky" porn though. That's just gross.