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Havok
03-22-2003, 04:22 PM
http://www.martialcombat.com/

Its seems kinda cool, like Hattrick with fighting instead of soccer. I just signed up today and made a few fighters. If its any good, ill keep you all up to date.

andy m
03-22-2003, 05:01 PM
here's a good one: http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/

McSweeny
03-22-2003, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by andy m
here's a good one: http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/

haha took me a minute to get that

andy m
03-22-2003, 05:05 PM
:)

GoldenEagle
03-22-2003, 05:08 PM
I have signed up a fighter called GoldenEagle on the FOF forum. His weaknesses are politics but he is strong in the soccer area.

Havok
04-18-2003, 11:02 AM
Well, i've been playing for about a month now and i gotta say its kinda fun. No where near as good as Hattrick but the fighters fight often (monday,wednesday,friday) and the fight reports are kinda cool.

Its completely free cause its still in beta. If anyone decides to give it a go my managers name is Havok and my teams name is the Misfitz.

Calis
04-18-2003, 11:04 AM
Registering now, sounds kinda interesting. Big MA fan anyhow.

Bee
04-18-2003, 11:19 AM
Just signed up...my first fight is against some manager named Jeeber D...should be an easy win. :D

JeeberD
04-18-2003, 11:21 AM
Sounds cool, I'm signed up as JeeberD...

Whoa, so Lex Lager is yours, eh? Get ready for a beatin... :)

JeeberD
04-18-2003, 11:27 AM
And my second fighters first fight is against some punk managed by Marm. This could get really fun really quick... :D

Calis
04-18-2003, 11:29 AM
I'm on there as Calis now, fiddling around now...so the way I take it is as of right now you don't pay have cash? So you might as well pump out 10 fighters?

HornedFrog Purple
04-18-2003, 11:36 AM
Heh I made a manager called The Minister of Information. Rumors are his fighters have never lost.

JeeberD
04-18-2003, 11:37 AM
Hmm, another of my fighters is fighting against a guy owned by marcv2. Wonder if that's the famous Marc Vaughn! :D

Calis
04-18-2003, 11:38 AM
Colossal Squid needs a match! Fear his uber Sumo prowess!

sachmo71
04-18-2003, 11:40 AM
And Friz's fighter gets to meet my girlie Blossom.

HornedFrog Purple
04-18-2003, 11:44 AM
Who wants a piece of The Dolaposter?!?!?!

sachmo71
04-18-2003, 11:45 AM
Who wants to start the FOFC team?

JeeberD
04-18-2003, 11:46 AM
Originally posted by Calis
Colossal Squid needs a match! Fear his uber Sumo prowess!

My boy Jobu The Loser is going to make calamari out of that squid!!!

Calis
04-18-2003, 11:47 AM
I'll start up a team now.

edit: Actually if Havok is around, since he found this, you wanna start one up?

sachmo71
04-18-2003, 11:49 AM
Originally posted by HornedFrog Purple
Who wants a piece of The Dolaposter?!?!?!

You have been challenged, you purple freak.

:D

Fritz
04-18-2003, 11:51 AM
There should be two FOFC teams. A red and a blue or something

HornedFrog Purple
04-18-2003, 11:59 AM
Originally posted by sachmo71
You have been challenged, you purple freak.

:D

Weird. I accepted your challenge but it booked me against Calis.

Calis
04-18-2003, 12:01 PM
I don't know what's up with the challenge system, it's all weird... I think it's actually just putting you against whoever the last person was to be created.

Anyhow, as to the teams, it looks like you get a gym, which gives you a bonus to a stat for joining, so maybe we want to create a couple of teams, and people can place some of their fighters in certain ones.

Fritz
04-18-2003, 12:02 PM
crap, they make your email public

Calis
04-18-2003, 12:09 PM
C-Squid has started up "FOFC Team Squid", for anyone who wants to help represent the Squid, running a Power gym, as he's a sumo master. Lets see some support people!

JeeberD
04-18-2003, 12:12 PM
I'm sparring all my guys to see who's worthy of entry to the FOFC team. I'll let you know who I choose...

HornedFrog Purple
04-18-2003, 12:14 PM
The Threadkiller signed up for Team Squid

Havok
04-18-2003, 12:16 PM
Whats worked for me so far

My 2 best fighters are technical dogs.... here's the first one


Jing 'blackmask' Tawo

Style: Kuk Sool Wan

Record: 8 - 3

Power: 12 (0.5) Agility: 15 (0.5) Punch: 10 (0)
Smarts: 14 (0) Aggresiveness: 5 (0) Kick: 13 (6)
Toughness: 10 (3.0) Fitness: 12 (0) Throw: 11 (0)


Strategy - Offensive - 2 - Technical - 26 - Defensive - 2

Punch - 2 - Kick - 88 - Throw - 5 - Hold - 5

The number's in ( ) by toughness/power/agilty im getting from my team. And the number's in ( ) by Kick im getting from a trainer.


Chris 'Sweetness' Simons

Style: Muay Thai

Record: 7 - 1

Power: 11 (0.5) Agility: 15 (0.5) Punch: 14 (6)
Smarts: 14 (0) Aggresiveness: 5 (0) Kick: 12 (0)
Toughness: 10 (3.0) Fitness: 13 (0) Throw: 10 (0)


Offensive - 2 - Technical - 26 - Defensive - 2

Punch - 88 - Kick - 8 - Throw - 2 - Hold - 2


Now you can have up to 10 fighters and you can fire and recruit new ones whenever you want. You can also make your own team (which i advise you to do) and stick all your guys there. For being on a team you get +3 to whichever skill that team gives (toughness,power,smarts etc...).

I think we should all make our own teams first then once we get better, we should take our best fighters and make a FOFC team. But its up to you guys... we can start a FOFC team now if ya like.

Since you get some many fighters, screw around with different types. Make a few "Technaical guys".... make a Few "all out offensive guys", make a few "defensive, really tough guys" etc...
If a guy loses alot earley just fire his ass and make a new one. Also... read the FAQ. it helps alot.

This is pretty fun game and it will be free for awhile cause its still in beta.

Havok
04-18-2003, 12:17 PM
The challenage system is wierd... i cant figure it out either. Im just letting the game draw my fights each night for now.

Havok
04-18-2003, 12:19 PM
someone make a rookie in the Oceanian Rookie league. i have a rookie there who i just made that doesnt have an opponent yet.

Calis
04-18-2003, 12:21 PM
If you guys want, maybe just put one guy each in the FOFC Team Squid, and put the rest in your own? That way at least we all have some connection, make things a little more fun.

Or if you want feel free to add as many into the team as you want, this is just if you want to keep most guys separate.

Havok
04-18-2003, 12:24 PM
Thats not a bad idea Calis..... maybe we should all just stick 1 guy each into the FOFC team. Its not good to have a team with like 40 people in it. Some of the best teams only have 5-10 fighters.

Havok
04-18-2003, 12:30 PM
lol..... Fritz is fighting my noob tonight :)

JeeberD
04-18-2003, 12:34 PM
Fightin Ronnie Cox fared the best out of my gym, so he signed up for the FOFC Squid Team...

Fritz
04-18-2003, 12:38 PM
Originally posted by Havok
lol..... Fritz is fighting my noob tonight :)

the patagonian toothfish will prevail

sachmo71
04-18-2003, 01:10 PM
Why is it bad to have many people on one team? Do the resources get diluted or something?

Havok
04-18-2003, 01:20 PM
yeah...... its gets diluted some. Say you buy a piece of equipment that gives your team +5 points in power. If you have 5 guys everyone gets 1 point in power. If you have 10 guys everyone gets .5 in power, etc....

But also with bigger teams there's more money coming in. So it kinda work both ways. It's easier to manage a smaller team. Since i have a team with +3 toughness i build my new guys around knowing that they'll have +3 toughess bonus.

JeeberD
04-18-2003, 01:22 PM
I think we crashed the server... :(

Calis
04-18-2003, 01:28 PM
No kidding, I WANT BACK IN!

Bah, I still have to try out GalCiv and Hearts of Iron, guess I can do that now.

Fritz
04-18-2003, 02:00 PM
up

Fritz
04-18-2003, 02:05 PM
from a FOFC TEAM SQUID Sparring match:

Shazzy Loor has just connected with a devastating Inside Ridge Hand Strike. The Thread Killer dropped like a sack of potatoes. There's no way he's getting back up.

The Thread Killer is out cold. This fight is over. The ring doctor rushes to the ring but it looks pretty bad. He can't revive The Thread Killer and is calling for a stretcher. They carry the unconcious form of The Thread Killer to the lockers, while Shazzy Loor accepts the applause of this fired up crowd.

HornedFrog Purple
04-18-2003, 02:06 PM
you dork you killed The Thread Killer.

Coffee Warlord
04-18-2003, 02:11 PM
Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There has now been made. Muah.

Coffee Warlord
04-18-2003, 02:17 PM
Dola.

Let Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There into Team Squid!

sachmo71
04-18-2003, 02:50 PM
Blossom joined team Squid. Accept me, damn it!

Coffee Warlord
04-18-2003, 03:05 PM
By the By, I have created the FOFC Alien Hoarde, for anyone who wants to make an X-Com alien fighter.

Your captain? Sectoid Commander.

Calis
04-18-2003, 04:00 PM
Sorry guys, was busy for a few hours. I'll let in all the applicants now.

Calis
04-18-2003, 04:08 PM
Satchmo, something went kooky and I lost your application to join, so I went and ahead and sent you one, not sure how that'll work.

Who wants to be Co-Captain of this little party? Give us two guys that can let people in, etc...

Coffee Warlord
04-18-2003, 04:11 PM
Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There demands Co-Captain status!

sachmo71
04-18-2003, 04:12 PM
I'll be a co-captain if you want. Please let Super Soldier in and make him co-captain. Blossom isn't the type of person who runs things (as you can see by her bio!)

Also...looks like any bonus from equipment is per fighter in a team. So what is the disadvantage of having all of our fighters on one team? I mean besides having more money?

Coffee Warlord
04-18-2003, 04:15 PM
Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There(Brazilian Ju-jitsu)

Defeats

The Thread Killer(Sambo)

In

4 minutes 44 seconds

Erik emerges victorious in the sparring match!

Calis
04-18-2003, 04:18 PM
Ok, Erik is now Co-Captain.

I see a certain manager named Marcv2 registered a couple of fighters to our team.

Marc Vaughan
04-18-2003, 04:21 PM
Heh - you're welcome to join my team also (Crash Damage) if the FOF one starts getting crowded ...

sachmo71
04-18-2003, 04:21 PM
So Coffee is the captain of one team and a co-captain of another? Interesting... :)

Coffee Warlord
04-18-2003, 04:22 PM
I'm special like that. :) Although, I dunno if the Alien Hoarde will take off or not. I thought it an amusing idea.

Calis
04-18-2003, 04:25 PM
Colossal Squid(Sumo)

Defeats

Blossom(Krav Maga)

In

15 minutes 6 seconds

Booyah. C-Squid is the king of sparring.

Forgot Coffee was running the other team as well.

illinifan999
04-18-2003, 04:25 PM
Randy Steele has sent an application.

JeeberD
04-18-2003, 04:26 PM
Fightin Ronny Cox(Jeet Kune Do)

Defeats

Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There(Brazilian Ju-jitsu)

In

11 minutes 48 seconds


WooHoo! Of course, it did take me four tries for Ronny to win.. :D

illinifan999
04-18-2003, 04:30 PM
Randy's brother, Vincent is also going to apply to be a part of FOFC Team Squid.

Calis
04-18-2003, 04:31 PM
Heh, I was thinking about maybe working some sorta Pre-Season Inner FOFC Team Squid tourney, but you can only spar with your guys, so it'd be a bit trickier to pull off.

Anyhow, I'm just really bored, and I'm having too much fun fiddling with this for no reason.

Coffee Warlord
04-18-2003, 04:31 PM
You CANNOT STOP ERIK!

Coffee Warlord
04-18-2003, 04:34 PM
Dola.

And Erik's wife, Elissa Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There, now lives.

Calis
04-18-2003, 04:34 PM
Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There(Brazilian Ju-jitsu)

Defeats

Colossal Squid(Sumo)

In

6 minutes 18 seconds

My God, he's right. :(

DAMN YOU ERIK! DAMN YOUZ TO HELL!

HornedFrog Purple
04-18-2003, 04:37 PM
Man quit beating up The Thread Killer... how is he supposed to debut when you guys keep putting him in the hospital!

Havok
04-18-2003, 04:38 PM
Also...looks like any bonus from equipment is per fighter in a team. So what is the disadvantage of having all of our fighters on one team? I mean besides having more money?

everyone gets the gym's bonus..... its once you start buying equipment, then its gets spread out. So if you buy a Free wieghts bench that gives + 5 power and you have 5 people on your team, everyone gets 1 point of power.

John Galt
04-18-2003, 06:16 PM
Of my 4 fighters, I is set to go against JeeberD and 2 are against SirFozzie.

Qwikshot
04-18-2003, 06:37 PM
I'm in:

My fighters are Qwikshot Jones, and Mantis George...one in each team...

Nyarlahotep
04-18-2003, 06:38 PM
Mine are Cthulu and Azathoth.

illinifan999
04-18-2003, 06:48 PM
Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There(Brazilian Ju-jitsu)

Defeats

Randy Steele(Bushidokan)

In

6 minutes 26 seconds

Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There(Brazilian Ju-jitsu)

Defeats

Vincent Steele(Special Forces Training)

In

6 minutes 7 seconds

Steroids, anyone? ;)

Calis
04-18-2003, 06:54 PM
Who's managing The Oval Office?

Trying to keep track of who everyone is, so I don't let any infidel outsiders into our sacred team.

edit: There's my answer. :)

digamma
04-18-2003, 06:54 PM
My fighters are:
The Oval Office
Mullet Bingkowski
Lee Ivy

illinifan999
04-18-2003, 06:55 PM
Randy Steele(Bushidokan)

Defeats

Elissa Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There(Kuk Sool Wan)

In

4 minutes 40 seconds

Vincent Steele(Special Forces Training)

Defeats

Elissa Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There(Kuk Sool Wan)

In

4 minutes 28 seconds

We can't beat the husband, so we take on the wife. ;)

Coffee Warlord
04-18-2003, 06:56 PM
Oh that's it.

Erik is very, very unhappy now. ERIK KILL!

illinifan999
04-18-2003, 06:57 PM
Randy Steele(Bushidokan)

Defeats

Colossal Squid(Sumo)

In

0 minutes 20 seconds

Vincent Steele(Special Forces Training)

Defeats

Colossal Squid(Sumo)

In

6 minutes 56 seconds

illinifan999
04-18-2003, 06:58 PM
Randy Steele(Bushidokan)

Defeats

Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There(Brazilian Ju-jitsu)

In

8 minutes 8 seconds

Coffee Warlord
04-18-2003, 06:58 PM
Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There(Brazilian Ju-jitsu)
Defeats
Randy Steele(Bushidokan)
In
5 minutes 27 seconds

Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There(Brazilian Ju-jitsu)
Defeats
Vincent Steele(Special Forces Training)
In
5 minutes 52 seconds

Erik is satisfied now. His wife's honor is reclaimed.

illinifan999
04-18-2003, 06:58 PM
Wow, after setting my strategies, my guys look to be doing decent.

illinifan999
04-18-2003, 06:59 PM
Vincent Steele(Special Forces Training)

Defeats

Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There(Brazilian Ju-jitsu)

In

8 minutes 11 seconds

Calis
04-18-2003, 06:59 PM
What the hell? You think you can just waltz in here and beat C. Squid in 20 seconds?

YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY RANDY STEELE!

illinifan999
04-18-2003, 07:00 PM
That was pretty sad. Figured he woulda put a tougher match. ;)

illinifan999
04-18-2003, 07:01 PM
Damn, my guys can't lose to Erik. 2 minutes 23 seconds.

Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There is out cold. This fight is over. The ring doctor rushes to the ring but it looks pretty bad. He can't revive Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There and is calling for a stretcher. They carry the unconcious form of Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There to the lockers, while Randy Steele accepts the applause of this fired up crowd.

Coffee Warlord
04-18-2003, 07:04 PM
The funny thing is...every sparring match I've done against the brothers results in things like...

Randy Steele taps out. This fight is over. Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There revels in the applause of the crowd while Randy Steele dejectedly heads for the locker rooms.

illinifan999
04-18-2003, 07:07 PM
This is weird, cause everytime I go up against the husband, and wife, they always go unconsious, or the ref says enough.

Calis
04-18-2003, 07:13 PM
I present to you, THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY!


Colossal Squid is unconcious. This fight is over. The ring doctor moves to the ring and revives Colossal Squid. He helps Colossal Squid to the lockers, leaving Colossal Squid to bask in the glory of victory and the roar of the crowd.

Colossal Squid(Sumo)

Defeats

Colossal Squid(Sumo)

In

5 minutes 10 seconds

Coffee Warlord
04-18-2003, 07:14 PM
Whoo. My 4th and final fighter, Muton Soldier, goes up against Oval Office in the first 'official' fight.

Calis
04-18-2003, 07:17 PM
Hmm, I've come to the conclusion C-Squid can beat NO ONE except for the girlies in our team. Fugging Sumo's, looks like I'm back to the strategy drawing board.

Qwikshot
04-18-2003, 07:18 PM
Qwikshot Jones will kick all your base belong to us.

Coffee Warlord
04-18-2003, 07:19 PM
Erik Smash.

Brazilian Ju-Jitsu, baby. The choice of the Neither Here Nor There.

Calis
04-18-2003, 07:30 PM
Bah figures, I made a BJJ guy first, as I'm a big fan, but I couldn't see C-Squid as one, he just screamed Sumo to me.

I might have to put my BJJ guy in the Team Squid as well, so I can feel a little better. :)

Qwikshot
04-18-2003, 07:48 PM
When can Qwikshot Jones join the Collosal Squid team, he wants to bash some heads.

JeeberD
04-18-2003, 07:50 PM
Hmm, Brandon "The Big Bad" Wolfram is beating everyone except for the Flamebeards and the Steeles. Damn you all!!!

Calis
04-18-2003, 07:56 PM
Qwik, you should be in? I'm showing you as in at least. Something funky?

John Galt
04-18-2003, 07:56 PM
My fighter is worse than the Squid:

Head like a Hole taps out. This fight is over. Colossal Squid revels in the applause of the crowd while Head like a Hole dejectedly heads for the locker rooms.



Colossal Squid(Sumo)

Defeats

Head like a Hole(Aikido)

In

3 minutes 41 seconds

John Galt
04-18-2003, 07:57 PM
And the Thread Killer:

Head like a Hole taps out. This fight is over. The Thread Killer revels in the applause of the crowd while Head like a Hole dejectedly heads for the locker rooms.



The Thread Killer(Sambo)

Defeats

Head like a Hole(Aikido)

In

8 minutes 10 seconds

John Galt
04-18-2003, 08:06 PM
I've dropped Head like a Hole from the team and submitted Crystal Method. Among my 5 fighters, Crystal Method seems to be the best - I'll be interested to see how sparring goes with the team.

HornedFrog Purple
04-18-2003, 08:09 PM
The Thread Killer is the worst on the team. I have been sparring and have lost every match to every fighter on the roster. Blossom even beat him in 8 seconds! :eek:

I will see how he does the first couple of fights and come back with The Thread Killer II if he doesn't shape up.

This punk is a disgrace!

Ragone
04-18-2003, 08:28 PM
Your Manager Name is: Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf


Lets see how the Iraqi Information minster doles out justice :)

John Galt
04-18-2003, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by HornedFrog Purple
The Thread Killer is the worst on the team. I have been sparring and have lost every match to every fighter on the roster. Blossom even beat him in 8 seconds! :eek:

I will see how he does the first couple of fights and come back with The Thread Killer II if he doesn't shape up.

This punk is a disgrace!

My new fighter Crystal Method wins about half the time, but can't beat the Thread Killer.

Qwikshot
04-18-2003, 09:14 PM
The Hive Queen would like to tackle that Colassal Squid fella

JeeberD
04-18-2003, 09:26 PM
Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There is unconcious. This fight is over. The ring doctor moves to the ring and revives Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There. He helps Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There to the lockers, leaving Brandon The Big Bad Wolfram to bask in the glory of victory and the roar of the crowd.

Brandon The Big Bad Wolfram(Brazilian Ju-jitsu)

Defeats

Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There(Brazilian Ju-jitsu)

In

9 minutes 40 seconds

Finally!!! I gotta give that new trainer a raise! :)

Edit: Sweet, I'm beating the Steele brothers also! Life is good...

Qwikshot
04-18-2003, 09:31 PM
How do you get a trainer?!?

JeeberD
04-18-2003, 09:35 PM
Go to the shop and buy one...

illinifan999
04-18-2003, 09:39 PM
JeeberD,

I jsut did a sparring against Brandon, with Vincent, and the ending was awesome. I wish I would've saved it, but it went back and forth. At least twice, it said for both our guys that "can't believe xxxx is standing after that." My guy won, but it could've gone either way.

illinifan999
04-18-2003, 09:40 PM
And it says I have no money, yet I am still able to get a trainer, how is that possible?

Qwikshot
04-18-2003, 09:41 PM
Are we using team money when we purchase a trainer?!?

BishopMVP
04-18-2003, 09:45 PM
Originally posted by JeeberD
Go to the shop and buy one...

How'd you get money? Did you already fight?

Both Trick Please and Step to This I dare ya shall regulate on all of you when their applications are processed. Both went 7-1 versus the other 8 team members and were 50/50 against each other.

JeeberD
04-18-2003, 09:50 PM
I think it just counts against future earnings, but I'm not certain..

JeeberD
04-18-2003, 11:28 PM
So, what time do these sims happen?

daedalus
04-18-2003, 11:39 PM
I don't think the check on the money until after the fight.

This thing is strangely confusing-yet-interesting. Heh.

daedalus
04-18-2003, 11:46 PM
Oh, yeah. And Alain Savant and Joseph Styles are reporting for duty. :)

Calis
04-19-2003, 12:07 AM
it would appear fights are running now, I'll add anyone that needs into Team Squid in after it's over.

Says to wait to make modifications until it's done.

sachmo71
04-19-2003, 03:06 AM
I'm undefeated!! Hey Fritz...you got beat by a GIRL!!

Nyarlahotep
04-19-2003, 06:37 AM
Since several people asked, I won't use any quotes.

You don't buy a trainer, you hire one. It costs $0 to get one, but you have to pay a wage.

VPI97
04-19-2003, 06:51 AM
My fighter (Vitaly Chebotova) in his first fight vs Nathan Jones:

Well it looks like Liam Black is ready to start the fight so here we go.

Nathan Jones still looks pretty sharp out there.

Nathan Jones got that Arm Drag off, but not very well. Vitaly Chebotova is immediately up and ready to go.

Vitaly Chebotova has just connected with a devastating Flying Side Kick. Nathan Jones dropped like a sack of potatoes. There's no way he's getting back up.

Nathan Jones is out cold. This fight is over. The ring doctor rushes to the ring but it looks pretty bad. He can't revive Nathan Jones and is calling for a stretcher. They carry the unconcious form of Nathan Jones to the lockers, while Vitaly Chebotova accepts the applause of this fired up crowd.

Vitaly Chebotova(Sambo)

Defeats

Nathan Jones(Kickboxing)

In

0 minutes 9 seconds

Havok
04-19-2003, 06:52 AM
The Patagonian Toothfish got spanked!

Lewis Coutts has seen enough. He steps in and stops the fight before The Patagonian Toothfish takes any more damage. The Patagonian Toothfish is indicating that he can continue but Lewis Coutts is having none of it. He raises Bryan 'The Bruiser' Balin's hand in victory. This fight is over.

only 53 seconds :)

Fritz
04-19-2003, 08:04 AM
My "gym"

Princess Whoopya beat Tim Hardaway
Shazzy Loor Loses to Blossom
ez Face Eater loses to Herbert 'Hamfist' Jennings
Brick of love Beat the Comeback Kid
The Patagonian Toothfish loses to Bryan 'The Bruiser' Balin
Iggy Tutu loses to The Thread Killer
Lobsterboy Marmel beats James Broody

cartman
04-19-2003, 09:54 AM
Ok, I'm game. Eric Cartman's gym has now joined the fray. Soon you will fear the sumo stylings of Eric Cartman, quake at the servings of love gravy from Chef, and contemplate the Patrick Duffy leg on Scuzzlebutt Lord of the Mountain.

Fritz
04-19-2003, 10:00 AM
Eric Cartman will be crushed by Chesty Puller!

Fritz
04-19-2003, 10:08 AM
Fritz Cat House is open for business. This is a tough team for woman fighters.

Calis
04-19-2003, 10:10 AM
Bah, C-Squid not only lost, but he jammed a toe, a fugging pro fighter complaining about a jammed toe.

He better start shaping up soon.

Havok
04-19-2003, 10:23 AM
The Misfitz went 6-4... my nOOb Sumo fighter got 2 bad injuries so i retired him and made another guy.

Remember to train your fighters after they win =)

AnalBumCover
04-19-2003, 10:32 AM
Originally posted by Calis
Bah, C-Squid not only lost, but he jammed a toe, a fugging pro fighter complaining about a jammed toe.

Squids have toes?

HornedFrog Purple
04-19-2003, 02:43 PM
Hmmm let's see:

The Dolaposter really hammered 'Prissy' Pete Shillings with that Inside Crescent Kick I'm pretty sure that's it.

'Prissy' Pete Shillings taps out. This fight is over. The Dolaposter revels in the applause of the crowd while 'Prissy' Pete Shillings dejectedly heads for the locker rooms.

The Dolaposter(Special Forces Training)
Defeats
Prissy' Pete Shillings(Aiki-Jujitsu)
In
13 minutes 0 seconds

That was an excellent Back Fist from Midget Maimer. Mad Max Mcain is still trying to clear the cobwebs.

Midget Maimer really hammered Mad Max Mcain with that Front Punch I'm pretty sure that's it.

Mad Max Mcain is unconcious. This fight is over. The ring doctor moves to the ring and revives Mad Max Mcain. He helps Mad Max Mcain to the lockers, leaving Midget Maimer to bask in the glory of victory and the roar of the crowd.

Midget Maimer(ChIn-Na)
Defeats
Mad Max Mcain(Muay Thai)
In
4 minutes 39 seconds

Iggy Tutu really hammered The Thread Killer with that Roundhouse Kick I'm pretty sure that's it.

The Thread Killer is unconcious. This fight is over. The ring doctor moves to the ring and revives The Thread Killer. He helps The Thread Killer to the lockers, leaving Iggy Tutu to bask in the glory of victory and the roar of the crowd.

Iggy Tutu(Kickboxing)
Defeats
The Thread Killer(Sambo)
In
5 minutes 59 seconds

Fling Yu really hammered 'Iceman' King Parsons II with that Sliding Side Kick I'm pretty sure that's it.

'Iceman' King Parsons II is unconcious. This fight is over. The ring doctor moves to the ring and revives 'Iceman' King Parsons II. He helps 'Iceman' King Parsons II to the lockers, leaving Fling Yu to bask in the glory of victory and the roar of the crowd.

Fling Yu(Capoeira)
Defeats
'Iceman' King Parsons II(Wing Chun)
In
11 minutes 40 seconds


The Dolaposter has a grudge match with Blossom next! He will get worked. :)

John Galt
04-19-2003, 02:52 PM
The John Galt gym went a surprising 4-1. Sadly, the first fighter I created "Bite me" was the only loser.

JeeberD
04-19-2003, 03:05 PM
Brendan Eckberg defeats Mac Daddy (2 min 53sec)
Hammerin Hank Fiend defeats Kaleb Dark (1 min 58 sec)
Jobu The Loser, as promised, makes calamari out of Coloassal Squid (4 min 58 sec)
Horns Maniac defeats Sandra 'Butch' Shillings (5 min 17 sec)
Fightin Ronny Cox defeats Fung Foote (9 min 48 sec)
Ferris Bueller defeats Bite Me (12 min 42 sec)
Massive Monkey defeats Jimbo the Redneck (3 min 48 sec)
Jeeber D Mack loses to Lex Lager (5 min 0 sec)
Tim Hardaway loses to Princess Whoopya (8 min 24 sec)
Brandon "The Big Bad" Wolfram loses to Vincent Steele (5 min 55 sec) :mad: :mad:

All together, not a bad start at 7-3 for my guys, though I am very disapointed in Brandon for losing to that punk Steele...

AccardoOutfit29
04-19-2003, 03:05 PM
My fighters are Danny Shay and Jake Rivera. Danny Shay is about 175 pounds and he is fighting guys that are 400 pounds. That can't be fair. :D

Fritz
04-19-2003, 03:17 PM
No one else has any ladies to add to the Fritz Cat House team?

Travis
04-19-2003, 03:31 PM
Not sure how I've missed this until now, but Travis' Gym is open and ready for some action.

Travis
04-19-2003, 03:36 PM
Dola, out of curiosity, what's the longest you guys have seen a match go? I'm sparring the people in my gym, and had a 16 minute, 51 second match. Just wondering if this is long (and how much conditioning will come into play).

Havok
04-19-2003, 04:31 PM
In sparring just yesterday i had 2 guys go for 27 mins and 27 secs. I think the record in matches is like 104 mins.

Next time you login in look at the Records... it has like hardest hit, fastest KO etc...

Coffee Warlord
04-19-2003, 06:21 PM
I cannot beleive Erik lost.

Elissa won, however, so at least the Flamebeards are 1-1.

My aliens also split. Sectoid won, Muton lost.

AccardoOutfit29
04-19-2003, 07:02 PM
Does anyone know what a cut man does? I hired one for some reason and I don't even know what he does.

Calis
04-19-2003, 08:03 PM
Who's managing Grandma Firefly?

Nyarlahotep
04-19-2003, 09:32 PM
Originally posted by Calis
Who's managing Grandma Firefly?

*shivers*
I sure wouldn't want to see Mama Firefly's mother.

Alan T
04-19-2003, 09:59 PM
Vince Coleman is looking to join too :)

Fritz
04-19-2003, 10:01 PM
Originally posted by AccardoOutfit29
Does anyone know what a cut man does? I hired one for some reason and I don't even know what he does.

I guessed he was like a ring side medic, but this is just a guess

HornedFrog Purple
04-19-2003, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by Fritz
No one else has any ladies to add to the Fritz Cat House team?

say hi to Betty the Butcher

Dagreatoneakakam
04-19-2003, 11:25 PM
Be prepared to be dominated by............Chief Wiggum :eek:

Fritz
04-21-2003, 09:42 AM
Originally posted by HornedFrog Purple
say hi to Betty the Butcher

Ok, I guess it is going to be a small team.

Travis
04-21-2003, 12:21 PM
Cut man is a ring side medic, the degree of him means how many injuries he can treat in a match ( I think ). It's in the FAQ if you need specifics though.

Blade
04-21-2003, 12:41 PM
Hey guys! I just found out about this site, as I was gone all weekend...I want to represent the squid! My fighter is 'Dynamite' Vic Vasser!

tucker342
04-21-2003, 06:47 PM
I've been signed up for awhile now. My overall record is 28-23.