Anyone else try it? There is something seductive about losing a load to Anal Cunt.

Oh . totally unrelated but one time I was j'ing off during the day and I got caught up in the moment only to realize I had the View on.

I prefer emptying my seminal vesicles to a little Hannah Montana

I prefer emptying my seminal vesicles to a little Hannah Montana

It's okay .. I close my eyes and jack off to the Simpsons... Cause I mean .. Bart's voice is done by a girl so it's okay..

It's okay .. I close my eyes and jack off to the Simpsons... Cause I mean .. Bart's voice is done by a girl so it's okay..

I stroke to grainy vids of Corky from Life Goes On...there's just such an innocence and wonder in his massive forehead.

I stroke to grainy vids of Corky from Life Goes On...there's just such an innocence and wonder in his massive forehead.

I call your Corky and raise you a J. Crew catalog

I call your Corky and raise you a J. Crew catalog

I call your J. Crew catalog and raise you a cleft-lip donation advertisement.

I'm getting outta this thread... too much testosterone up in here.

i'm getting out of here too, not b/c of the testosterone, but b/c of the overwhelming sadness...

I'm getting outta this thread... too much testosterone up in here.

I knew you'd show up in here before too long, but I seriously thought you were going to post something like "whenever I hear Pantera, I just have to pounce on Ant b/c that Death Metal music is soooo hot!"

;)
:D

I knew you'd show up in here before too long, but I seriously thought you were going to post something like "whenever I hear Pantera, I just have to pounce on Ant b/c that Death Metal music is soooo hot!"

;)
:D
pantera is far from Death Metal

pantera is far from Death Metal

Maybe so, but I know DC will giggle when she reads my post...

Maybe so, but I know DC will giggle when she reads my post...

I LOLed and Ant had to check the thread... good one :D

Well, there isn't much else you can do to Opeth.

Maybe so, but I know DC will jiggle when she reads my post...

Wha...? :eek:

Yeah, nothing says lovin' like the music of Torsofuck.

Some of our other faves to get down to are Gruesome Stuff Relish, Squash Bowels, Sublime Cadaveric Decomposition, Prostitute Disfigurement, Coathanger Abortion, Coffin Syrup, and my personal favorite - FUCK...I'M DEAD!

I've never made love to death metal music. I prefer making love to people.

And they said romance was dead...

And they said romance was dead...

Ah...a fan of Postmortem Disembowelment, I see!

Let's Make Love and Death From Above

I'm getting outta this thread... too much testosterone up in here.

This will dowse it.

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What. The. Fuck.

This will dowse it.

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LOL, WOW! I had to look over my shoulder to make sure none of my co-workers saw me watching this.

What. The. Fuck.
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This will dowse it.

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Okay I was both amused and disgusted by that video. Okay more the last one than the first, but still, it was a bit funny.

What. The. Fuck.

there are very few times where your choice of words is exactly like what I wouldve chosen....this is one of those times.

I almost regret bringing StarBuck here...

What just happened to this thread? Starbucks' post is on flames and duckman was standing too close to it.

Wow.

That's all I got.

Looks like a party I will be attending this weekend.

On a side note, some of them boys had some big cans.

Well, there isn't much else you can do to Opeth.

sez you

Hey as TommyBoy says, "release your load and don't be afriad to pick up the soap".

Pumpy made me do it.

Mommy!

Mommy!

My work is done here.

I prefer a blowjob with Easy Listening