No, not needles. Worse.

LONDON, England (Reuters) -- The Spice Girls, who burst on to the music scene with "girl power" and attitude in the 1990s, have reunited for a world tour, their Web site said on Thursday.

"Hey everybody!! We're back!! Can you believe it!!" Ginger, Sporty, Posh, Scary and Baby Spice announced on their Web siteexternal link .

The Web site said the group had come together for a world tour and provided a link for fans to buy tickets in 11 cities across the world starting on December 7 in Los Angeles.

The five-member band is the latest in a long line of pop acts to bury past differences and reform, hoping for success where many others have failed.

The Spice Girls boasted album sales of 55 million during their brief career, and hits including "Wannabe" and "Say You'll Be There" topped charts across the globe.

But the success was shortlived, with Geri "Ginger" Halliwell leaving in 1998, four years after The Spice Girls was created, and the remaining band members going their separate ways after releasing the album "Forever" in 2000.

All now in their 30s, the singers embarked on solo careers with varying degrees of success, and rumors that they may one day reform have circulated for years.

Victoria "Posh" Beckham has maintained the highest profile since the band split, helped by her superstar soccer-playing husband David and regular appearances at fashion shows and on tabloid front pages.

The couple are moving to the United States where David has signed to play for LA Galaxy, and Victoria aims to carve out a career of her own in fashion and television.

Meanwhile, Melanie "Scary" Brown largely disappeared from the public eye until a high-profile paternity case involving Hollywood star Eddie Murphy.

Earlier this month a DNA test confirmed Murphy as the father of Brown's newborn baby girl after he declined to publicly acknowledge paternity.

This is the most awesome news in the history of ever. Baby and Sporty on the same stage again, yeah baby!

American Idol can check off a filled performance date for next year. Along with 3 from Akon spots are filling fast.

I must say that I find this development to be very exciting. Scary, Ginger, Posh, Baby, and Kathy Griffin were fantastic. I hope that they extend their tour to come to Pittsburgh, as I did not have the opportunity to see them when they were together in the past. This would remove one of my regrets regarding the Spice Girls, with the other naturally being that Eddie Murphy got to be a Spice Girl's babydaddy before I did.

This is the most awesome news in the history of ever. Baby and Sporty on the same stage again, yeah baby!

No, the most awesome news would be that the two of them were on the same stage for a l..... Um.. wait. Too much sharing, I think

These chicks were fugly then, and I'm sure 10 years hasn't helped any.

These chicks were fugly then, and I'm sure 10 years hasn't helped any.
DON'T YOU DARE DISRESPECT BABY SPICE

Edit: EMMA OH EMMA

These chicks were fugly then, and I'm sure 10 years hasn't helped any.

Take that back. NOW.

These chicks were fugly then, and I'm sure 10 years hasn't helped any.

http://img.breitbart.com/images/2007/6/28/D8Q1R2400/D8Q1R2400.jpg

EMMMMMAAAAA

I didn't know one of the Spice Girls was a guy...wow....

Wait, is that Chyna?

Sporty is meaty and Desmond is happy.

I didn't know one of the Spice Girls was a guy...wow....


That's a man bay-bee.. yaaaa....

Baby Spice = thumbs up

I'd give Emma and Geri my zig a zig ah many times

The middle chick looks like Debra Messing 15 years older after an all-night bender...and the rest are much worse.

And of course, none of this even takes into account the MUSIC! :eek:

So on balance, I'd say we are being ill-served by their reunion.

Did you know that Scary Spice just had a baby fathered by Eddie Murphy?

I'm serious--I'll have to find a link.

Dr. Doolittle + Scary Spice = Freaky Love Child

Yeah, that's been in the news recently. I think he was challenging the paternity? Or was that some other dude?

They did a paternity test to determine that yes, Murphy WAS Scary's babysdaddy

I was almost positive this was going to be a thread about Xena: Warrior Princess.

I find myself a little disappointed that it isn't.

Did you know that Scary Spice just had a baby fathered by Eddie Murphy?

I'm serious--I'll have to find a link.

Dr. Doolittle + Scary Spice = Freaky Love Child
Or, you could just look in the first post.


Or is this some joke that I don't get...

Reading the article is/was unnecessary, since all the information we needed to know in order to run screaming like the thread title suggests was in the first line.

Or, you could just look in the first post.


Or is this some joke that I don't get...

No joke...I fainted after reading the article's second sentence, and couldn't bring myself to read the rest :eek:

Exactly!

Or, you could just look in the first post.


Or is this some joke that I don't get...


That's what I was thinking.

I'd give Ginger spice a bath with my tongue.

Mmmm...Baby Spice

I don't get it.

girls aloud>>>>>>>>>>> spice girls



i cant believe i just posted that

I don't get it.

GIRL POWER!

GRILL POWER!

hehe. yea i got nothin

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cZ27OXmB78o

Baby Spice's solo career

Ginger and Baby are still half decent. I wouldn't fuck the rest of them with Kathy Griffin's dick, however.

Wasn't Eddie Murphy the one that got caught with a transvestite prostitute?

Did this thread title get longer?

Nope. or at least, I didn't edit it

Ah yes, 1996 and 1997 were good years...

http://img.breitbart.com/images/2007/6/28/D8Q1R2400/D8Q1R2400.jpg
Every time I bring up this picture to admire Emma, my eyes end up getting drawn to the Charlton Heston lookalike between Victoria and Geri. :(

Wasn't Eddie Murphy the one that got caught with a transvestite prostitute?

I don't believe he was the "one." I think this was quite a trend at one point. I'm at work, otherwise I would google "celebrities caught with transvestite prostitutes."

Every time I bring up this picture to admire Emma, my eyes end up getting drawn to the Charlton Heston lookalike between Victoria and Geri. :(

You shut up your mouth! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

You shut up your mouth! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!

I actually think they all look pretty good.

I actually think they all look pretty good.
I'll admit that Charlton Heston was an attractive man in his younger days, so I guess I kinda see where you're coming from.

You can't call Kathy Griffin attractive and then slam Sporty Spice. No, just no.

Candlelight and soul forever
A dream of you and me together
Say you believe it
Say you believe it
Free your mind of doubt and danger
Be for real don't be a stranger

(starts hitting Izulde with a cricket bat)

(starts hitting Izulde with a cricket bat)

*uses a scone shield to deflect the cricket bat*

You can't call Kathy Griffin attractive and then slam Sporty Spice. No, just no.
what better, kathy griffin or charlton heston