Your significant other offers you the following choice:

Sex or Pie

Which do you choose?

Sex. I can buy pie myself. If I buy sex, I might be arrested.

What kind of pie?

What kind of pie?

That was the #1 initial response by the guys in my office.

The answer "pie" won by a landslide. The women are in an uproar.

Both


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hair pie?

I don't like pie that much.

I can get pie at a diner tomorrow. Not so the sex.

Weird.. image is gone.

I don't like pie at all.

Your significant other offers you the following choice:

Sex or Pie

Which do you choose?

Is the sex she's offering with her or someone else?

I'm sorry, there's just not enough information to make an informed choice....

hair pie?

hehe i thought the same thing

Is the sex she's offering with her or someone else?

If it's my wife, I take the pie. If it's Nicole Kidman, I take the sex.

But I have a lot more sex with my wife than I get pie. I get lots more pie than I get sex with Nicole Kidman.

That was the #1 initial response by the guys in my office.

The answer "pie" won by a landslide. The women are in an uproar.

lol, i hope women learn something from that. If a woman makes me dinner then ill have her for dessert

is it a trout pie?

This is a trick question. One my wife wouldn't offer, and the other I'm not allowed to have.

This is a trick question. One my wife wouldn't offer, and the other I'm not allowed to have.

so your horny and hungry?

I've been married for 12 years, and I can count on one hand the number of non-holidays on which my wife has made pie. We're men. We're really not that hard to please. Just throw us a pie every now and then.

can't get enough boning

so your horny and hungry?

Either way you slice it.

I've been married for 9 years, and I can count on one hand the number of non-holidays on which my wife has offered sex. We're men. We're really not that hard to please. Just throw us some nookie every now and then.

This is a harder question than any of the possible "Hot or Not" Tournament matchup.

I've been married for 9 years, and I can count on one hand the number of non-holidays on which my wife has offered sex. We're men. We're really not that hard to please. Just throw us some nookie every now and then.

Touche, indeed.

Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie.

I chose sex....now if it was sex or cheesecake, my answer would probably be different.

How about sex with a pie?

WHERE'S THE TROUT OPTION!!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!!11

I figured the girlfriends/wives could supply the fish option.

Considering my wife is snoring as we speak.. where's the pie?

Of course I would choose sex if I had a choice. :)

If it's my wife, I take the pie. If it's Nicole Kidman, I take the sex.

But I have a lot more sex with my wife than I get pie. I get lots more pie than I get sex with Nicole Kidman.


Nicely done. Good structure.

What kind of pie?

My initial thought as well...the kind of pie makes a huge difference in my answer.

I've been married for 9 years, and I can count on one hand the number of non-holidays on which my wife has offered sex. We're men. We're really not that hard to please. Just throw us some nookie every now and then.

I can name that tune in one finger.

(holidays? really??)

*deletes his comment on the grounds that his wife is a member here and I'll get my ass kicked for saying something I shouldn't*

Of course, the kind of sex makes a difference too. I'd rather have a nice, tasty pie than a five minute hummer. Dress up like a pirate wench and I'll forget what pie is.

Of course, the kind of sex makes a difference too. I'd rather have a nice, tasty pie than a five minute hummer. Dress up like a pirate wench and I'll forget what pie is.

ARRRRR!

Sex, and I'm diabetic.

(holidays? really??)

She gets really emotional on Christmas Eve.

Who am I to argue?

*deletes his comment on the grounds that his wife is a member here and I'll get my ass kicked for saying something I shouldn't*

umm... women general will fill in the blanks if you post something like that. and they will fill it in with something you didnt think of but will get blamed and yelled at for her thinking you thought it