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Kodos
09-06-2006, 08:59 PM
7 Shania Twain v. 26 Tyra Banks

gkb
09-06-2006, 09:04 PM
Tyra is so HOT. I don't want to hear about her forehead...

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Tcm1CfnZ0f7T5M:http://www.jesper.nu/bilder/tjejer/tyra_banks/tyra_banks_1.jpg

Kodos
09-06-2006, 09:08 PM
Wow. We may have some upsets in Bracket 3. :eek:

wade moore
09-06-2006, 09:11 PM
As a country fan, I've had a thing for Shania for a long time. Even during her first album when no one knew who she was (she had an album before the one that made her popular).

Kodos
09-06-2006, 09:14 PM
Shania's had me since I first saw the "You Win My Love" video.

Izulde
09-07-2006, 05:01 AM
Shania's overrated and Tyra is straight up smoking hot.

MIJB#19
09-07-2006, 06:04 AM
Just great... Of the 32 names in the bracket, I think these two are half of the few I voted Not on. Tyra's lucky that I just can't vote for Shania.

rkmsuf
09-07-2006, 08:38 AM
oh happy day, the smelly broad is losing!

WSUCougar
09-07-2006, 08:40 AM
Men's shirts, short skirts, whoa-oh-oh!

Buccaneer
09-07-2006, 08:41 AM
Shania's overrated and Tyra is straight up smoking hot.

No and no.

rkmsuf
09-07-2006, 08:42 AM
Men's shirts, short skirts, whoa-oh-oh!


you feel like a woman

WSUCougar
09-07-2006, 08:42 AM
Go totally crazy. Forget she's a lady.

Samdari
09-07-2006, 02:02 PM
This poll needs a "Not" option.

Desnudo
09-07-2006, 04:40 PM
you feel like a woman

Whose bed have your boots been under?

Vince
09-07-2006, 04:48 PM
Wow. I'm surprised Tyra was seeded so low. I must have missed her original HoN poll.

King of New York
09-07-2006, 07:45 PM
My vote was 100 percent anti-Tyra.

In a match-up aginst Meg Ryan, I still would have voted against Tyra.

Galaxy
09-07-2006, 08:42 PM
I don't think neither are hot.

But Shania gets my vote.

JeeberD
09-07-2006, 08:43 PM
I don't think neither are hot.


Agreed. I'd nail them both...

Galaxy
09-07-2006, 08:49 PM
Shania used to be hot, but she changed her look. Not sure how, but she looks different. Must be that Swiss water or something. :)

JeeberD
09-07-2006, 08:51 PM
I don't think you get my point...

*cough*doublenegative*cough*

;)

Grammaticus
09-08-2006, 02:05 PM
You people voted Shania Twain over Tyra Banks, are you effing blind? :eek: I can't believe I missed this vote, but I can see my one vote for Tyra would not have changed things. Didn't any of you ever see a Victoria's Secret catalog? This woman is exquisite.

wade moore
09-08-2006, 02:10 PM
You people voted Shania Twain over Tyra Banks, are you effing blind? :eek: I can't believe I missed this vote, but I can see my one vote for Tyra would not have changed things. Didn't any of you ever see a Victoria's Secret catalog? This woman is exquisite.

I think Tyra loses a lot of points for being insane.

Grammaticus
09-08-2006, 02:12 PM
I think Tyra loses a lot of points for being insane.

I can't deny that, but damn she is hot.

gkb
09-08-2006, 02:15 PM
The outcome of this one makes me sad...somehow I will find a way to press on in the remaining HorN polls.

Izulde
09-08-2006, 02:15 PM
Shania Twain is a real yawner. Totally plain and easily replaceable by tons of non-famous girls.

Honolulu_Blue
09-08-2006, 02:17 PM
You people voted Shania Twain over Tyra Banks, are you effing blind? :eek: I can't believe I missed this vote, but I can see my one vote for Tyra would not have changed things. Didn't any of you ever see a Victoria's Secret catalog? This woman is exquisite.

No. I'm sorry, that Brainiacesque forehead immediately rules her out as being "exquisite." That plus her crazy ways actually completely ruins her chances of "hotness" as well.

In this instance, rare as it is, FOFC showed wisdom.

rkmsuf
09-08-2006, 02:18 PM
How can you vote for a woman that has a mustache?

wade moore
09-08-2006, 02:19 PM
I can't deny that, but damn she is hot.

fwiw my vote, as i said earlier, is heavily influenced by being VERY much into country and a hormone-raging teen when Shania really hit the scene big.

Honolulu_Blue
09-08-2006, 02:20 PM
Shania Twain is a real yawner. Totally plain and easily replaceable by tons of non-famous girls.

Your comments on these polls has made one thing clear: Victoria's Secret perfumes cause brain damage.

Would you be willing to be my name plaintiff in a class action law suit against the company? I'm an attorney. I can handle the rest and we could make millions from a settlement alone.

I could easily draft a complaint based off some of the events in that Halle Berry "Catwoman" movie. This is easy momeny, my man. Easy. Money.

Honolulu_Blue
09-08-2006, 02:22 PM
fwiw my vote, as i said earlier, is heavily influenced by being VERY much into country and a hormone-raging teen when Shania really hit the scene big.

Dude. Stop with the Chief Rum-like explanations and put it simpler terms:

fwiw my vote, as i said earlier, is heavily influenced by being VERY white.

rkmsuf
09-08-2006, 02:24 PM
Dude. Stop with the Chief Rum-like explanations and put it simpler terms:

Watch and learn. Only need 3 words here.



White women rule.

Grammaticus
09-08-2006, 02:26 PM
No. I'm sorry, that Brainiacesque forehead immediately rules her out as being "exquisite." That plus her crazy ways actually completely ruins her chances of "hotness" as well.

In this instance, rare as it is, FOFC showed wisdom.

Have you seen Shania Twain's werewolf forehead? Anyone who has to pluck their forehead shouldn't get the nod over Banks. I thought Banks would be an elite eight in this poll.

Izulde
09-08-2006, 02:28 PM
Your comments on these polls has made one thing clear: Victoria's Secret perfumes cause brain damage.


No, it's that I think a lot of these plain types are having their alleged hotness artificially inflated by their celebrity.

Some people like the plain sort. I don't.

Honolulu_Blue
09-08-2006, 02:28 PM
Watch and learn. Only need 3 words here.



White women rule.

I bow to the Master of Brevity.

rkmsuf
09-08-2006, 02:30 PM
nice to meet you sir

http://img416.imageshack.us/img416/5103/tbyz2.png

Grammaticus
09-08-2006, 02:35 PM
fwiw my vote, as i said earlier, is heavily influenced by being VERY much into country and a hormone-raging teen when Shania really hit the scene big.

My thoughts were that Twain's major hotie appeal was to the niche country music fan market, so I can see why country fans would go for her over a lot of other women. But, otherwise I always thought in the celebrity picture she was just average. If I walked outside right now, within 5 minutes, I would probably pass 10 women on the UT campus that outshine her.

It is actually senseless fun and interesting to see why people think some of these women are hot and others are not.

Honolulu_Blue
09-08-2006, 02:42 PM
My thoughts were that Twain's major hotie appeal was to the niche country music fan market, so I can see why country fans would go for her over a lot of other women. But, otherwise I always thought in the celebrity picture she was just average. If I walked outside right now, within 5 minutes, I would probably pass 10 women on the UT campus that outshine her.

It is actually senseless fun and interesting to see why people think some of these women are hot and others are not.

I don't think Shania Twain is really all that hot, but she's hotter than the Forehead Mustache woman here.

wade moore
09-08-2006, 02:50 PM
My thoughts were that Twain's major hotie appeal was to the niche country music fan market, so I can see why country fans would go for her over a lot of other women. But, otherwise I always thought in the celebrity picture she was just average. If I walked outside right now, within 5 minutes, I would probably pass 10 women on the UT campus that outshine her.

It is actually senseless fun and interesting to see why people think some of these women are hot and others are not.

Like you're seeing, I think there is also a particular hatred of Tyra for whatever reason. I honestly think you do this poll 5 or 10 years ago before some of the more negative thoughts about Tyra came about and it would be much different.

It's pretty amazing how many things outside of pure aesthetics come into play in our thoughts of hotness (myself included). From their personality to what our thoughts/stage of life was when we were exposed to them to how they dress, etc, etc.

Buccaneer
09-08-2006, 06:24 PM
I don't think Shania Twain is really all that hot, but she's hotter than the Forehead Mustache woman here.

yep

scaredycat
09-08-2006, 07:50 PM
My thoughts were that Twain's major hotie appeal was to the niche country music fan market, so I can see why country fans would go for her over a lot of other women. But, otherwise I always thought in the celebrity picture she was just average. If I walked outside right now, within 5 minutes, I would probably pass 10 women on the UT campus that outshine her.

It is actually senseless fun and interesting to see why people think some of these women are hot and others are not.

Why walk on campus when you can look at porn?