Looks like I made my 5227th post like just now & didn't even realize it until just now.

Aren't there supposed to be dancing girls or something that come with that?

Please. Everyone. Stop.

It's way past the expiration date on these.

Please. Everyone. Stop.

It's way past the expiration date on the ones that don't even have a shred of humor.

Fixed.

Aren't there supposed to be dancing girls or something that come with that?
I wondered a little when those girls turned up at the door asking for "thealmighty" I just presumed someone had given me a 'cute' nickname ... sorry I'll pass them along shortly ;)