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albionmoonlight
06-07-2006, 02:45 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/060607

I know that his "over the top" style is old news, but he can get me to shake my head sometimes.

Some random ex-Red Sox happen to play a game against each other on 6/6/6. "Could it have happened on any other date?" Probably, Bill. You'd have to check with the guys who make the schedules.

And comparing a player leaving a team to getting a divorce? This guy either takes marriage too lightly or sports too seriously.


Not that I am reallycomplaining. You know what you get with Simmons these days--and it's mostly good for a couple laughs, a decent insight or two, and lots of the overblown pomposity common to those unfortunate writers who are good, but not quite as good as they thinks they are.

Franklinnoble
06-07-2006, 02:46 PM
His schtick got old when the Red Sox and Patriots started winning world titles. Now he has to invent things to cry about.

John Galt
06-07-2006, 02:48 PM
I still enjoy him. I'm sad he seems to have reduced his workload to 2 "things" a week. He seemed strangely grumpy about it in a chat session I saw. It seemed like (and this is me reading way between the lines) that he was grumpy with ESPN over money or something. Simmons has his warts, but I find him more entertaining that almost any other sports writer there. There are just so few that make me laugh.

Maple Leafs
06-07-2006, 02:51 PM
I still enjoy him. I'm sad he seems to have reduced his workload to 2 "things" a week. He seemed strangely grumpy about it in a chat session I saw.
I think he's upset that he didn't get that congressional medal of honor for doing a couple of three hour chat sessions. He made it out like it was some monstrous feat of endurance. What? You sat in front of a computer and types for three hours. You do realize most of your readers do that eight+ hours a day, every day, right?

By the way, if you're not reading him already, bookmark King Kaufman at Salon. He's a smarter, less-funny version of Simmons.

Crapshoot
06-07-2006, 02:52 PM
I actually agree with his thing regarding Pedro - the fact that the Red Sox paid to keep The Mouth Of the South over him is just, sad - as did the fact that they offered him less than Schilling. If you're giving Matt Clement and David Wells $52 milllion - well, that money is better spent on Pedro.

Fidatelo
06-07-2006, 02:58 PM
I like Chuck Klosterman's articles much more than Sports Guy's, I wish he wrote for ESPN more than once a month. Sports Guy is still the best read on ESPN.com otherwise though, even if he has slipped a lot in the last couple years.

IMetTrentGreen
06-07-2006, 05:43 PM
he runs hot and cold. his last 12 questions article about the nba playoffs was fantastic, but i had to struggle to get through that article. im not a big fan of watching fans get overly emotional about things nobody else cares about