I turn 20 in 2 minutes. I masturbate a lot and don't want to masturbate any for a while.

I pledge to masturbate none in the next 1 year (until 11:59:59pm October 3, 2006).

If I break my pledge I have to post in this thread.

If I post in this thread that I've masturbated, please make me feel very, very bad and shameful.

Sounds like it's going to be a hard year.

Sound more like it is going to be a BLUE year.

Why do I get the feeling this might be a longer thread after a year than those old threads people did just to jack up (pun sem-intentional) their post counts?

At least you'll save some money by using less hot water.

Save a tree, don't whack your wee.

Kramer: "I'm out!"

But of course, a new problem arises in that the cat population in this country is going to increase dramatically.

Well so much for that promise. I have poor self control :D

Just make sure you wash your hands before you start posting

Yay!
http://bartvermeulen.sp.nl/images/mastkat.jpg

Yay!
http://bartvermeulen.sp.nl/images/mastkat.jpg
oh i am thinking of the kittens! I hate kittens!! die die die!!!

(and no that's not serious)
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The only way this parody thread could have possibly been funny is if you had posted a failure update seconds after your initial post.

The only way this parody thread could have possibly been funny is if you had posted a failure update seconds after your initial post.

that's what i was expecting

Have you seen the movie, "40 days and 40 nights"? Watch it and then tell us whether or not you want to keep your pledge. :)

Is this another re incarnation of that Thread Killer game?

Is this another re incarnation of that Thread Killer game?
No. So don't post in this thread anymore.

Why do I get the feeling this might be a longer thread after a year than those old threads people did just to jack up (pun sem-intentional) their post counts?

You gotta the numbers somehow, right?

Just make sure you wash your hands before you start posting

ROFL

Why would Iwash my hands? My keyboard is filthy!

And where is all of the ridicule and shame? I have spilled my seed! Thats gotta get me one step closer to hell.

OK, since nobody has said it yet...

Pics please.

OK, since nobody has said it yet...

Pics please.
My mind boggles at what you just posted.

Hey...someone has to say it and why not me?!

http://img.theatermania.com/images/show/img/013420img1.jpg


Your will is weakening.

If you sit over your hand for 15 minutes until the blood pressure is almost zero, you will lose all the sensibility in your hand and it will be like another person doing it for you, that way you won't feel as guilty.

If you sit over your hand for 15 minutes until the blood pressure is almost zero, you will lose all the sensibility in your hand and it will be like another person doing it for you, that way you won't feel as guilty.

aka
"The Mysterious Stranger"

Worst. Vow. Ever.

What would i do with my spare time if i did'nt masterbate?

Talk to my wife????????

Egads!

somehow i expected Flasch to be the one to start this thread.

Worst. Vow. Ever.
Ditto on that one.