Since I havn't seen you for 2 days I'm assuming you are either in heavenly bliss or theres a garbage bag full of body parts in your apartment. Of course both scenarios could be true. Whats the story?

Sov talked to me yesterday.

He told me he has you blocked, for saying you were going to smash his face into a car windshield, and then take his mother Dorothy SovStar out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

You sir, are a fibber.

Shouldn't it be Sov Urrnnn Starrr?

Or am I bad about pronouncing things?

Shouldn't it be Sov Urrnnn Starrr?

Or am I bad about pronouncing things?
No. Yes.

No. Yes.
I... don't believe you.

I... don't believe you.
Your mouth says no but your body says yes.

Your mouth says no but your body says yes.
Listen we can sit here and do the naked monkey dance all night but it isn't going anywhere. sov is still a no-show.

Listen we can sit here and do the naked monkey dance all night but it isn't going anywhere.
And the QOTM goldmine that is Shorty remains untapped...

I guess someone just wants to get it up and out eh Suicane?

no one told me he was missing:( i dont want the last conversation we had, to be that of cucumbers and russian chicks :(

no one told me he was missing:( i dont want the last conversation we had, to be that of cucumbers and russian chicks :(
What the fuck! I've got cucumbers!

I will take Russian chicks with cucumbers over Jessica Simpson any day.

Sov talked to me yesterday.

He told me he has you blocked, for saying you were going to smash his face into a car windshield, and then take his mother Dorothy SovStar out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
Dorothy SovStar is a saint, you hear me? She is a saint!

welcome back, sovereignstar.

I will take Russian chicks with cucumbers over Jessica Simpson any day.
What Vietnamese women with Banana peppers?