IWS#108: StEWP1d GRaBb BA6

Co-Winner of IWS#107, Panerd, has graciously (and probably unwisely) allowed me to run IWS #108 this week.

The questions:

1. What is the worst word you could utter in the company of your grandmother and her three ancient friends?

2. What make of vehicle should you own that would do the best job of communicating to others that you are an asshole.

3. Who is/are the biggest sellout(s) in Rock and Roll history?

4. Name the quintessential chick-flick.

5. Aside from NoMyths, name the gayest man in America.

6. Which ONE of the following accessories says "cool" to the wearer, but "tool" to their hot female blind date? a) gold neck chain b) goatee c) cologne d) gold bracelet e) cell phone holster f) jeans shorts

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The Rules

The rules are the same as previous FOFC “I’m With Stupid" Contests, as set forth by the game’s beloved founding fathers.

The object of this contest is to answer the questions posted, and to provide the most common answer among those submitted. For each question, your score will be equal to the number of people who submitted that response. Your score for the contest will be the product of your individual question scores. Highest score wins.

No collaborating in any way. No posting your answers to this board, nor sharing them by e-mail or in any other way with other potential contestants.

All determinations of "matches" and anything else requiring judgment fall to that of the sole administrator of this round of the game, me. You can reduce the need for doubt and judgment by properly spelling your submissions, being clear, and that sort of thing. My decisions are final and inarguable.

Any references that are unclear to you, due to language or geography, should be understood to be authored from the perspective of an English-speaking American. However...

Your answers do not necessarily have to be correct in order to score points. If I ask "name a color of the rainbow," and you and four other people responded "black" - you each get five points, period, even if it is not technically a correct answer to the question.

PM your answers to me, Subby! Deadline is 5pm FRIDAY, May 6th – Answers will be compiled over the weekend... As usual, if I have it when I gather them up, you’re in.

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The Hall of Heroes

Ahbrady - IWS#15, IWS#41, IWS#85, IWS#100
Airhog - IWS#1
Albionmoonlight - IWS#30, IWS#50, IWS#101
Anxiety - IWS#49
Archer219 - IWS#18, IWS#100
Ardent Enthusiast - IWS#6
Atatange1 - IWS#79
Barkeep49 - IWS#62, IWS#100
bbor - IWS#23, IWS#26
Bearcat729 - IWS#82, IWS#93
BishopMVP - IWS#36
Blade - IWS#13
BrianD - IWS#106
Bryce - IWS#40, IWS#53
Buccaneer - IWS#47
Bsak16 - IWS#6, IWS#9, IWS#17
cartman - IWS#48, IWS#100
Chief Rum - IWS#45, IWS#56, IWS#95
Cornhuskerly - IWS#46
Crim - IWS#57
Cthomer5000 - IWS#54, IWS#75
Cuervo72 - IWS#27, IWS#38
Dangarion – IWS#100
Desert Dweller - IWS#6
Desnudo - IWS#88
Digamma - IWS#14, IWS#92
DukeRulesMAB - IWS#76
Dutch - IWS#90
EagleEye11 - IWS#54
EagleFan - IWS#41
Frozenrope - IWS#86
George W Bush- IWS#80, IWS#84
Glengoyne - IWS#71
gold101 - IWS#63
GoSeahawks - IWS#64
Hammer755 - IWS#38
HeavyReign - IWS#23
Henry296 - IWS#12
HornedFrogPurple - IWS#10
JeeberD - IWS#44, IWS#52, IWS#61, IWS#87, IWS#91
Jesse Ewiak – IWS#100
Joe Canadian - IWS#29
John Lynch - IWS#10
kingfc22- IWS#75
kurtism - IWS#79
Logan – IWS#100
Maple Leafs - IWS#34, IWS#84, IWS#94
Marmel - IWS#8
Masked - IWS#22, IWS#30, IWS#31, IWS#33, IWS#100
mauboy1 - IWS#77
MIJB#19 - IWS#59, IWS#69
Msf518 - IWS#11, IWS#15, IWS#35, IWS#39, IWS#100
Neuqua - IWS#19
NoMyths - IWS#46
Noop - IWS#46
Nothingman - IWS#6, IWS#45
ntndeacon - IWS#81
Oliegirl - IWS#72, IWS#81
Panerd - IWS#3, IWS#84, IWS#89, IWS#107
Pjstp20 - IWS#42
Primelord - IWS#11
Pyser - IWS#85
QuikSand - IWS#9, IWS#16, IWS#18, IWS#24, IWS#32, IWS#58, IWS#66, IWS#70, IWS#73, IWS#78, IWS#83, IWS#93, IWS#100, IWS#103
Qwikshot - IWS#5
Radii – IWS#100, IWS#106
RadioFriendlyUnitShifter - IWS#81, IWS#97, IWS#99
Ramzavail - IWS#53
Raven Hawk - IWS#68 IWS#96
RendeR - IWS#6
RonnieDobbs - IWS#37
RPI-Fan - IWS#9
Samdari - IWS#21
ScottVib - IWS#9
Solecismic - IWS#83
spleen1015 - IWS#98
SplitPersonality1 - IWS#4, IWS#104
Sterlingice - IWS#28, IWS#31, IWS#35, IWS#51
Subby - IWS#107
Sublime - IWS#25
Swaggs - IWS#2, IWS#35
Tasan - IWS#65
Tredwel - IWS#6, IWS#9, IWS#20, IWS#43, IWS#67, IWS#84
TRO - IWS#7, IWS#9, IWS#12, IWS#85, IWS#102
tucker342 - IWS#60
Vince - IWS#37, IWS#46, IWS#62
Wbatl1 – IWS#105
Whar - IWS#75
Wheels - IWS#55
WSUCougar – IWS#105

Maybe the wording should be changed on #6, since they all do.

Maybe the wording should be changed on #5, since I'm still not quite SuperGay. ;)

Spent

D@NT BE DISCUSTING THE STWPIDF ANSWERzD THI5 THRE@D!

lol !!!111!

$3N7

best IWS in a long while....

Sent...

skmnt

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lol !@!@@!!!!!

I've been really bad at this game so far, but this time I think I'm just too old and out of touch to avoid last place.

I've been really bad at this game so far, but this time I think I'm just too old and out of touch to avoid last place.

#6 hit a little close to home, eh?

#6 hit a little close to home, eh?

Actually it was #3 that really shook me. I don't think I could name a rock n roll artist under 40 playing today. Which is odd, being I'm only 32.

# 5 also - I'm sure whoever Stupid picks I'm not even going to know who it is.

It does say in history. So the real question is, how good is Stupid's memory?

envoyé

With a bit of hesitation, I selected "Send IM". After cutting and pasting the questions, I carefully considered my answers. "Just how would Stupid choose to phrase their response?" I would ask myself, question after question. The Ouija board gave no insights. Watching hour after hour of Jerry Lewis movies brought me no closer to Stupid enlightenment. Finally, after reading about Terrel Owens' current contract negotiations, the answers started pouring forth.

Then I clicked send.

When I need stupid answers to smart questions, I usually ask Meg Ryan's pet triceratops.

Bump

aobut to sned

no room in your inbox (probably a joke here somewhere ;) )

box jokes are always a hit :D

fixed...

Last chance to enter.

Do it or I send Fritz to your house with a bucket of Nair and a manual wood CHIPPAH...

Sent at the last minute

Just got mine in too. This one seemed tough.

I have entries from the following...if your name is not on here and you think you entered, please re-sned...

Critch
BrianD
Raiders Army
JeeberD
timmae
Klinglerware
Scarecrow
Alf
mhass
PineTar
temley06
TRO
msf518
MIJB#19
path12
QuikSand
flere-imsaho
Blade
cartman
VPI97
albionmoonlight
kurtism
Desnudo

What do I do if I think I entered and my name is on there?



Please advise.

Continue being sexy.

resent

cement... might be too late though

And the winner is...

Hmmm - I just realized I have no idea how to score this. :)

Is there a spreadsheet someone could send to chris DOT shue AT gmail.com?

Feel free to keep the entries flowing...

Hmmm - I just realized I have no idea how to score this. :)

Is there a spreadsheet someone could send to chris DOT shue AT gmail.com?
Sent.

Hmmm - I just realized I have no idea how to score this. :) Smooth move, X-Lax.

*thinking how long it's been since I heard that one*

*thinking how long it's been since I heard that one* http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif

D'oh! And I even suggested to send you a spreadsheet in my entry PM in case you had no idea how to score things...

D'oh! And I even suggested to send you a spreadsheet in my entry PM in case you had no idea how to score things... Maybe Subby can't read Dutch http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Maybe Subby can't read Dutch http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gifOf course he can, Subbij's got the double-b and Dutch ij in his name!

Has Subby killed IWS?

fuckin' Subby.

Subby done died!

He's still waiting for his "Learn Excel" CD to arrive from the Video Professor.

The IWS #108 Results Show will start in 5 minutes...

I'll believes it when I sees it