So you meet this super fine chick but you forget her name because you are drunk, what do you do? :confused:

show her your penis.

fuck wish i would have known that 15 minutes ago!

most people dont realize this simple maneuver solves nearly all of lifes problems.

Maybe I can pay my taxes that way?

if you are drunk, and cant remember uncle sam's name....yes.

actually i couldn't.

does it rhyme with a female body part?

if i was HA i would fuck uncle sam in the ass....who knew my penis was worth so much.

So you meet this super fine chick but you forget her name because you are drunk, what do you do? :confused:

Ask Lathum so he can start a thread about it.

If you only saw the top of her head, you need not worry.


Todd

does it rhyme with a female body part? Mulva?

if i was HA i would fuck uncle sam in the ass....who knew my penis was worth so much.

No, you would piss in Uncle Sam's ass...

show her your penis.


LOL!

So you meet this super fine chick but you forget her name because you are drunk, what do you do? :confused:

There are three serious things that could have been done.

1. Ask her for her number, and have her write it down. She should write her name too. Hopefully you could read her writing.

2. Ask her if she has done any modeling. Tell her you think she is very photogenic, and that you bet even her drivers license pic looks good. There should be a name on the liscense, right (This one actually worked for me once.)

3. Admit you forgot her name. Apologize and admit it is due to the alcohol. She probably forgot yours too and will be relieved to get that off her chest. (This one worked for me also.)

If you've got a friend with/near you, pull him into your conversation quick and ask him something stupid ("what time is our group meeting tomorrow?"). He answers, and the conversation should go something like this:

You: "Thanks I keep forgetting." (to her) "Have you ever met my friend ____?"

She'll say no, and your friend should offer his hand and say, "Hi, I'm ____. What's your name?" She answers, he says "nice to meet you" and the important part...he leaves right away. This is to make it clear that you're not trying to introduce hot girl to friend.

The above is something my friends and I have planned before, and it always works.

If you've got a friend with/near you, pull him into your conversation quick and ask him something stupid ("what time is our group meeting tomorrow?"). He answers, and the conversation should go something like this:

You: "Thanks I keep forgetting." (to her) "Have you ever met my friend ____?"

She'll say no, and your friend should offer his hand and say, "Hi, I'm ____. What's your name?" She answers, he says "nice to meet you" and the important part...he leaves right away. This is to make it clear that you're not trying to introduce hot girl to friend.

The above is something my friends and I have planned before, and it always works.

It should work provided that you are more attractive than your friend. If you look like Tom Arnold wearing a stained "no fat chicks" t-shirt, and he looks like Blair Underwood wearing a clean suit, you're fucked.