Apologies if I in fact underestimated you guys and this story is on page 15 somewhere.

Talk about a bad day....

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Man's penis eaten by dog
(Filed: 05/10/2004)

An elderly Romanian man is recovering in hospital after mistakenly cutting off his own penis, which was then eaten by his dog.

Constantin Mocanu, a 67-year-old from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

But instead of cutting the chicken's throat, Mr Mocanu cut off his own penis.

He said: "I confused it with the chicken's neck. I cut it and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was bleeding heavily when brought in by an ambulance, was now out of danger.

I'm the penis eating dog guy in these parts tex.

Ease up hoss. The man's just trying to entertain us.

He said: "I confused it with the chicken's neck. I cut it and the dog rushed and ate it."I can see how it would be easy to confuse the two. One is between a chicken's body and it's head and the other is your penis...pretty indistinguishable, if you ask me.

Ease up hoss. The man's just trying to entertain us.

Losing the moniker of penis eating dog guy is too risky.

I must protect this house.

I think this was posted before?

I think this was posted before?

Probably but it's funny on many levels. This is borderline Reference Thread material.

Probably but it's funny on many levels. This is borderline Reference Thread material.

Just said it since he wasn't sure if it was or not.

I agree it's funny... how can that happen!?!?

The first thing you need is a fast, hungry dog.

Never, and I mean EVER go with decapitation, it's always a much better idea to simply choke the chicken.

More dog fun: http://www.nbc6.net/news/3782067/detail.html (work safe). Has a link to the video.

Apologies if I in fact underestimated you guys and this story is on page 15 somewhere.


It's only on page three, you slacker...

So he is without his penis for the rest of his life? Wow that sucks...

So he is without his penis for the rest of his life? Wow that sucks...

They'll just staple a chicken neck on there and he'll be good as new.

I was going to mention how there is nothing left to live for, but.... if he was reckless enough to cut it off in the first place, he couldn't have used it much beyond the occasional lizard draining.

Let's face it, any man is more protective of his genitals than a mother bear of her cubs.

If they rebuilt him a bigger one I might consider trying this.

So he is without his penis for the rest of his life? Wow that sucks...
There's still eternity for him and his penis to spend together. I mean, that's gotta be the thought process for this guy, right? Otherwise, what's the point in going on?

There's still eternity for him and his penis to spend together. I mean, that's gotta be the thought process for this guy, right? Otherwise, what's the point in going on?
Read my post.

They'll just staple a chicken neck on there and he'll be good as new.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to remove scattered fruity pebbles from a laptop keyboard?

They'll just staple a chicken neck on there and he'll be good as new.

Then he'd have quite a pecker, wouldn't he?

Then he'd have quite a pecker, wouldn't he?
No, the chicken's neck is sans pecker. Would just be easier to choke.