2 Team League, 5 Man Rosters,
1000 Points For Every TD Pass, Run Or Reception
100 Points For Every 10 Yards Gained Rushing, Passing Or Recieving
500 Points For Every Sack
100 Points For Every Tackle
5000 Points For Every Concusion Enduced
5000 Points For Every FG
30000 Points For Every Player Of Yours Who Gets Mud On His Uniform While Playing In A Dome
50000 Points For Every Player Of Yours Who Impregnates A Cheerleader
-3000 Points For Every Fumble Or Interception
-20000 Points For Every FG Missed
-100 Points For Every False Start
-4000 Points For Every Unsportsmanlike Penalty Involving A Sharpie
-5000 Points For Every Concusion Taken
-1000 Points For Every Game A Player Of Yours Plays On Astroturf

QB/RB/WR- Priest Holmes
QB/RB/WR- LaDainian Tomlinson
QB/RB/WR- Shaun Alexander
LT- John Runyan
D- Ravens

I thought I did pretty good, I traded up 3 spots to get Tomlinson, giving up my top pick in 2005,2006,2007,2008 and 2009.
After I took the Ravens he jumped and grabbed The Eagles, which left John Runyan wide open.......sweet.






Please note that the above is simply satire and a bad attempt at humor.
I am not blasting anyone who plays or enjoys fantasy football, I simply don't get it, hence I make fun of it, alot like midgets.