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'MAD HYPE SKILLS'

Based on this verbatim excerpt from a recent publicity notice, Beverly
Hills, 90210 star-cum-street-hard rapper Brian (Austin) Green is
definitely down with his bad self:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

Defying stereotypical racial and regional rap rules, L.A.-based Brian
Green brings mad hype skills and multi-faceted flavor to the '95-'96
hip-hop table. Serving it straight up street on the hard, jazzy,
mellow, smoothed-out funk tip, One Stop Carnival, his dynamic debut
Yab Yum Records album, features that phat lead single, "You Send
Me....," a prime rhyme example of Green's ability to transcend rap's
traditional ethnic boundaries....

...Green, who produced and/or co-produced the lion's share of the
album, gives props to his CD's other studio wizards--L.A. Jay and Slim
Kid-3 (the Pharcyde).... "Slim Kid-3 and L.A. Jay are two of my closet
[sic] friends, and their production skills are all that," acknowledged
Green.... [D]ope "...Carnival" cuts include..."The Drama," a serious
tale from the hood; and "Didn't Have a Clue," a whack [sic] rapper's
worst "mic"-mare.

"Although I knew being white would make it a little harder for me to
get the props and respect all rappers want and need, I'm confidant
[sic] I can do it and still be myself," noted Brian; totally immersed
in rap's urban roots and culture....

As "You Send Me..." takes its top-chart rise, and his mind- blowing
new album continues to surprise, be assured that rap metaphor master
Brian Green has the right stuff to become a hit-making
machine...."Yeah, I'd like to really blow up someday, who wouldn't?"
he concludes.


:eek:

And this article is from where?

Talk about your old news...

i forgot where i got it from. i found it on the net one nite and i put it up on my fantasy baseball website a long time ago and me and my friends found it hilarious. i was going through all our old "columns" and i found this puppy. lol

it's not an article - it's a press release of sorts for his album that came out in the mid-90's.

I wonder if the song "Keep it Together" that he sings with Jasper's Law is on this CD.

Dammit Brian, for the last time 90210 was NOT real!

This is way old. THat album came out in 1996. We had fun with this in a thread not too long ago. Here's his allmusic.com entry:


Actor, rapper, and has-been Brian Austin Green is truly a renaissance man for our times. The son of country session drummer George Green (javascript:z('B2ku67uw0h0j0')), he was born July 15, 1973, telling Playgirl, "I'm part Scottish, but I've got a whole lot of sh*t mixed in. I'm like A-1 Sauce." Green made his TV debut at the age of 13, guest starring on syndicated series including Small Wonder (about a wisecracking child robot, much like Green himself) and Still the Beaver (about a retarded 40-year-old named Theodore Cleaver). That same year, he also appeared on Growing Pains with that girl who was always vomiting. From 1986-1989, Green co-starred on the long-running CBS prime-time sudser Knots Landing, playing the role of Brian Cunningham (javascript:z('Bozkcu3l5an2k')). Then, in 1990, his big break: He was cast as nerdlinger David Silver on the new Fox teen drama Beverly Hills 90210. Introduced as a young outsider to the circle of cool kids that included Jason Priestley (javascript:z('1JASON|PRIESTLEY'))'s Brandon; Shannen Doherty (javascript:z('Bhlkmikx0bbc9'))'s Brenda; and Luke Perry (javascript:z('B82jeeai14xs7'))'s mad, bad, and dangerous-to-know Dylan, Silver eventually winnowed his way into the inner sanctum by DJ-ing on the high school radio station, skipping a grade, dating Tori Spelling (javascript:z('Bnym8b5f49sqs'))'s Donna Martin, helping Donna Martin graduate, and looking on stupidly while his onetime best friend, Scott Scanlon, blew his brains out while playing with a handgun. David also battled drug, alcohol, and gambling problems, and got an accidental eyeful of stepsister Kelly Taylor's naked goodness. Influenced by A Tribe Called Quest (javascript:z('Bahd7gjtrj6ip')), KRS-One (javascript:z('Bqlug6j3h71l0')), and no doubt Vanilla Ice (javascript:z('Bkucyxdjbjolj')), Green began rapping — and as art must imitate life, so did David Silver. The character started kicking some hardcore gangsta sh*t that brought him to the attention of Icon Records, but evil music mogul Serge Menkin soon forced David to forsake his vision for a mawkish ballad called "Precious"; the fledgling superstar balked, and the deal went sour. Silver pursued various showbiz careers throughout 90210's ten-season run, among them club owner, music video director (helming a clip for Powerman 5000 (javascript:z('B9isxlfaehcqu'))), manager for racist hatemonger grunge-wannabes Cain Was Able, music critic for the Beverly Beat, and — most notably — one-hit wonder as a member of the group Jasper's Law, which scored a payola-funded chart smash with the Silver-penned "Keep It Together." Meanwhile, in real life, Green began work on his Yab Yum label solo debut, produced by the Pharcyde (javascript:z('B87jteaw04xh7'))'s Tre (javascript:z('Bkvdfyl71xpcb')). "People will trip, but I tell you, Brian's dope," Tre (javascript:z('Bxfevad4ku8w5')) told URB magazine. Indeed, Tre (javascript:z('Bqx4uakokjm3n')), indeed. When Green dropped his debut, One Stop Carnival (javascript:z('Aqxjxlfjehcqp')), in 1996, he also dropped his middle name — sadly, some early promos mistakenly credited the disc to "Brain Green." No matter. "[The album] is kinda like dem little carnivals that come to town with the dog-faced boy — it's just a jumble of sh*t," Green reportedly told INsider upon the album's release. "It's not like going to Disneyland where there's a theme. There's no real direction to the album." No doubt this radical lack of focus contributed mightily to The Onion naming One Stop Carnival (javascript:z('Abarvad7ky8wj')) one of the least-essential albums of the 1990s. Luckily, Green didn't quit his day job: In the 1996 TV movie Stolen Youth, he starred a young man seduced by his best friend's mother, and in 1997's Unwed Father, he played an unwed father. Beverly Hills 90210 ended production in 2000, and Green has no doubt been totally busy and stuff since.

Small Wonder was the greatest show ever. She could pick up a couch like nobody's business!!!

bump, this always makes me laugh. Sad that i searched "Mad Hype Skills" and got 3 entries here.

You know, honestly, we could bump 10 old threads a day around here, and never really have a need to start a new thread ever again.