So...Rob....we're gonna need you on Saturday.

Wish I was kidding.

Why? Not because I'm behind. I'm slammed, but I'll be fine. But because someone else can't get their shit done. Nevermind the fact that they hired a contractor to help that idiot in the first place.

And no, I shouldn't mind being asked to come in. Why? Because, and I quote, "you already said you weren't doing anything this weekend anyway. You're just gonna sit around at home anyway."

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I hate this place.

And no, I'm not coming in tomorrow.

You going to see an occupational hyponotherapist tonight with your woman?

I need no hypnotherapist to not work on weekends when it's not my stuff that's undone.

So...Rob....we're gonna need you on Saturday.

Wish I was kidding.

Why? Not because I'm behind. I'm slammed, but I'll be fine. But because someone else can't get their shit done. Nevermind the fact that they hired a contractor to help that idiot in the first place.

And no, I shouldn't mind being asked to come in. Why? Because, and I quote, "you already said you weren't doing anything this weekend anyway. You're just gonna sit around at home anyway."

...

...

I hate this place.

And no, I'm not coming in tomorrow.
Mmmm, yeah...workday starts at 10 on Saturdays mmmkay?

Klayman's former boss (making rounds trying to get people to come into work for the weekend): "So, any plans for the weekend?"

Klayman: "Just relaxing. After working all week I need to let off some steam, you know. Go to the gun range, fire off a few hundred rounds, maybe find some farmer's field and blow some shit up. Burn some stuff in my garage. Just relaxing kinda stuff, you know. I don't know what I would do if I didn't have the weekend to relax. Why do you ask?"

Klayman's former boss: "Err....no reason. Have a good weekend!"

LOL Klayman! I should have pulled that one on my boss!

I have to work every Saturday in June. :(

This is why I love Office Space. So true.

Everybody has problems at work.

Man, you really gotta get a new job. Does this one pay that well that you're not willing to move? I know you had some other threads on this subject, but enough is enough. You seem skilled, so go out and get another job already!

So...Rob....we're gonna need you on Saturday.

Wish I was kidding.

Why? Not because I'm behind. I'm slammed, but I'll be fine. But because someone else can't get their shit done. Nevermind the fact that they hired a contractor to help that idiot in the first place.

And no, I shouldn't mind being asked to come in. Why? Because, and I quote, "you already said you weren't doing anything this weekend anyway. You're just gonna sit around at home anyway."

...

...

I hate this place.

And no, I'm not coming in tomorrow.

And that's when you set them on fire, right?

Man, you really gotta get a new job. Does this one pay that well that you're not willing to move? I know you had some other threads on this subject, but enough is enough. You seem skilled, so go out and get another job already!

Trying to. Problem is, I did the unemployment thing once. Didn't care for it. I won't quit until I have a job offer waiting for me elsewhere. Am looking, have a couple possibilities, nothing for sure yet.

I'll take their checks, suffer, bitch about it here, and quit when I have another job ready.

Klayman's former boss (making rounds trying to get people to come into work for the weekend): "So, any plans for the weekend?"

Klayman: "Just relaxing. After working all week I need to let off some steam, you know. Go to the gun range, fire off a few hundred rounds, maybe find some farmer's field and blow some shit up. Burn some stuff in my garage. Just relaxing kinda stuff, you know. I don't know what I would do if I didn't have the weekend to relax. Why do you ask?"

Klayman's former boss: "Err....no reason. Have a good weekend!"

:D

Trying to. Problem is, I did the unemployment thing once. Didn't care for it. I won't quit until I have a job offer waiting for me elsewhere. Am looking, have a couple possibilities, nothing for sure yet.

I'll take their checks, suffer, bitch about it here, and quit when I have another job ready.

Oh yeah, gotta agree with you there. Shitty Job > No Job.

Everybody has problems at work.

No way. My current job in the Navy rocks. :D

I never, ever thought I would say that.