Can some one set me up with the link to SkyDog's recording of the Clarence Carter standard "Stroking?"

I deleted my copy accidently.

Uh oh. Fritz is in one of those moods today...

hook me up

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When I start makin´ love
I don´t just make love...
I be strokin´
That´s what I be doin´, huh
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin´

Let me ask you somethin´...
What time of the day do you like to make love
Have you ever made love just before breakfast
Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on a couch
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car
I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:
´I´m strokin´, that´s what I´m doin´, I be strokin´´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin´

Let me ask you something...
How long has it been since you made love, huh?
Did you make love yesterday
Did you make love last week
Did you make love last year
Or maybe it might be that you plannin´ on makin´ love tonight
But just remember, when you start making love
You make it hard, long, soft, short
And be strokin´
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin´

Now when I start making love to my woman
I don´t stop until I know she´s sas-ified
And I can always tell when she gets sas-ified
´Cause when she gets sas-fied she start calling my name
She´d say: ´Ben E Lou, Ben E Lou, Ben E Lou
Ben E Lou, ooooh shit, Ben E Lou´
The other night I was strokin´ my woman
And it got so good to her, you know what she told me
Let me tell you what she told me, she said:
´Stroke it Ben E Lou, but don´t stroke so fast
If my stuff ain´t tight enough, you can stick it up my...´ WOO!

I be strokin´ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin´
I be strokin´ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin´, Yeah!
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the north
I stroke it to the south
I stroke it everywhere
I even stroke it with my... WOO!

I be strokin´
I be strokin´ Ha! Ha!
I be strokin´

Originally posted by SkyDog
Uh oh. Fritz is in one of those moods today...

Only a full body condom will save us.

Hmmmm. I always pictured Skydog as more of an Isaac Hayes sort of person.

OK, in that case, where's SD's Chocolate Salty Balls?

Wait, that didn't come out right...

Last I saw, he was putting his boxers back on and slipping me a twenty. Cheap bastard.

Ive been pinged by fritz. I feel so dirty.

Originally posted by The_herd
Hmmmm. I always pictured Skydog as more of an Isaac Hayes sort of person.

I was thinking Vanilla Ice. ;)

Originally posted by Cringer
I was thinking Vanilla Ice. ;) :mad:

I BE STROKIN!

CLARENCE CARTER CLARENCE CARTER CLARENCE CARTER!

There's a local BBQ joint out here in the Pacific NW called "Dixies". It's a former auto repair place run by a transplanted Louisianan. His wife would cook up some BBQ food and serve it to customers. The food got so popular that the guy eventually closed down the auto repair business and started serving BBQ full-time. His wife's name is Dixie, hence the name of the place. The BBQ is average, but what makes this place really stand out is the guy has a hot sauce he whips up special that he calls "the Man" that is as hot as anything I've ever tasted - a couple of drops of this stuff on your BBQ pork sandwich and your mouth is on fire. It looks like molten lava and I suspect it's pretty close in temperature.

Anyway, the guy that owns the place is a real character. His name is Gene Porter and he wanders the place offering up samples of his hot sauce, greeting everyone in the place and asking in a somewhat threatening manner if they've "...met the Man!" (meaning sampled his insanely hot sauce). He'll ask you where you're from, and if it's out of town, he'll refer to you by your hometown. For example, he'd call WSUCougar "St. Louis" the whole time he was there.

Where this ties all in is that at Dixies, they play Clarence Carter all the time on the house stereo. I'm not kidding when I say that 75% of the time I visit Dixies I hear Clarence Carter on the stereo, and more often that not I'm hearing the song "Stroking"...