Since we seem to be overrun lately with trolls here at FOFC, I thought itmight be nice to give them all a place to play together, without needlessly bumping into th rest of us.

Feel free, gang, to use this thread as a nice place to wallow around and be revolting without bothering the rest of us who actualy care about this forum.

(And of course, since I started the thread, I get to delete it whenever I feel like it)

Originally posted by QuikSand
(And of course, since I started the thread, I get to delete it whenever I feel like it) I heart Quik.

I mentioned this in the <b>Super Long-Ass Thread(tm)</b> yesterday, but I think it would be hilarious if SkyDog unbanned the Hall-o-Shamers and relegated them to a forum where <i>just they</i> could post. The UIC-scale of a forum with the following membership would be thrombosis-inducing:

Happy
Horns
The Wigs
KippyBot
Jason Kolo-whatever

Since Shorty and Maximus Vulcanus are down with the bannings, let them in there too - kind of like "FOFC Troll Emissaries."

Please use your Dark Jedi powers to...Make. This. Happen.

It would be the best petri-dish since Fritz' thong.

Brilliant idea...

Originally posted by Subby
thrombosis-inducing
I think this should be Subby's new title.

Originally posted by QuikSand

(And of course, since I started the thread, I get to delete it whenever I feel like it)

You know, if you do this, you will lose posts. YOU WILL LOSE POSTS.

Hmmm... what would life be like for me if I had a lower post count?

::shivers::

I don't even want to think about it.

Originally posted by QuikSand
Hmmm... what would life be like for me if I had a lower post count?

::shivers::

I don't even want to think about it.

Stop thinking of yourself damn it!!!!! There are bigger issues at hand! What about those of us who live vicariously through your post count? What would we do??????

So if I post here, and Quik deletes it, do I lose posts?

That . . . that's UNAMERICAN! I can't believe that SkyNerd would let QuikStupid get away with something so Nazi-like.



I WILL NOT ACCEPT A DELETION OF THIS POST!

wow, that was some very good trolling albionmoonlight

Originally posted by QuikSand
Brilliant idea...

BRILLIANT!

Is it time to start quoting Star Wars again?


"You'll be dead!"

Hmmmm. If QuikSand loses posts, I'll be that much closer to him. This could be my chance.

This could be my chance.

I love it when a great plan comes together....

BRILLIANT!

Originally posted by sachmo71
Is it time to start quoting Star Wars again?


"You'll be dead!"

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

:D

I'll never live it down. :(

Originally posted by John Galt
Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

:D

You just Hornsmaniaced. I used that yesterday. :)

Originally posted by Kodos
Hmmmm. If QuikSand loses posts, I'll be that much closer to him. This could be my chance.

This could be my chance.



Not if you keep posting in this thread.

Originally posted by Subby
I mentioned this in the <b>Super Long-Ass Thread(tm)</b> yesterday, but I think it would be hilarious if SkyDog unbanned the Hall-o-Shamers and relegated them to a forum where <i>just they</i> could post. The UIC-scale of a forum with the following membership would be thrombosis-inducing:

Happy
Horns
The Wigs
KippyBot
Jason Kolo-whatever

Since Shorty and Maximus Vulcanus are down with the bannings, let them in there too - kind of like "FOFC Troll Emissaries."

Please use your Dark Jedi powers to...Make. This. Happen.

It would be the best petri-dish since Fritz' thong.

Hey SuperGay, I thought we already went over this. I thought we dropped our issues....but I can see that you didn't. Leave me out of your posts...I am not a troll. I could care less about what happens with trolls.

Ding!

Originally posted by Qwikshot
Ding!

DONG!

Whats your piint?

I don't want my name mentioned among trolls. Why push me like this..........

Originally posted by maximus
Whats your pint?

a pint of guiness will suit me

Originally posted by maximus
Hey SuperGay, I thought we already went over this. I thought we dropped our issues....but I can see that you didn't. Leave me out of your posts...I am not a troll. I could care less about what happens with trolls.
BRILLIANT!

Originally posted by maximus
I don't want my name mentioned among trolls. Why push me like this..........

if the shoe fits.... ;)


EDIT

added smiley to avoid stirring things up even more

Originally posted by maximus
I don't want my name mentioned among trolls. Why push me like this..........

All he said was that you and Shorty come to the defense of those who are banned. You indirectly link your own names with trolls, as does Shorty.

There was no slander there, he just stated the facts.

I think his name was Jason KoboldJetSki.

Originally posted by McSweeny
if the shoe fits....

....really, I appreciate if this would stop.....

Originally posted by maximus
DONG!

Whats your piint?


That's just iiit.

Is there anyhere I can buy a little plastic/rubber thingy of Shorty with long green hair to stick on the end of my pencils?

http://home.socal.rr.com/totsports/images/troll.gif

<i>Vulcanus Maximus, Emissary to the Trolls, I say but one thing to you</i>:

<font size="4"><b>BRILLIANT!</b></font>

OK...one last request....leave me out of it.

Originally posted by HornedFrog Purple
You just Hornsmaniaced. I used that yesterday. :)

Yesterday doesn't count and don't you dare Hornsmaniac me or I will Kippybot you!

Originally posted by maximus
OK...one last request....leave me out of it.
Ok Vulcanus Maximus, you don't have to serve as Troll Emissary.

I think there is still an opening for lactating circus monkey however...so <i>if you happen to know anyone</i>...

Originally posted by Subby
so <i>if you happen to know anyone</i>...

wink wink

Originally posted by Subby
Ok Vulcanus Maximus, you don't have to serve as Troll Emissary.

I think there is still an opening for lactating circus monkey however...so <i>if you happen to know anyone</i>...

No bud...leave me out of the whole fucking deal. I want no part in this.........understand?

Originally posted by maximus
No bud...leave me out of the whole fucking deal. I want no part in this.........understand? Crowd: Ooohhhhh....

Originally posted by maximus
No bud...leave me out of the whole fucking deal. I want no part in this.........understand?

There is an easy way out of this . . .

Don't come in the sandbox.

I just want to clarify my earlier statement. Lactating by itself isn't enough to get the job. Suprisingly, being <i>just</i> a lactating monkey won't really cut it either. You say you've lactated at the circus a few times? Sorry. No dice.

What we have an opening for is a <i>lactating circus monkey</i>.

Again. Just a clarification lest some lactating bearded ladies or chattering sausage monkeys get their hopes up.

Wow... I had no idea.

If you stop posting, they will leave you alone.

Originally posted by spleen1015
If you stop posting, they will leave you alone.

I was mentioned even before I came into the stupid thread. This is bullshit.........

Originally posted by maximus
I was mentioned even before I came into the stupid thread. This is bullshit.........
Can I buy some of your hair?

Think what you want. If you stop responding to them, they will stop posting about you, eventually.

Keep letting it bother you. It makes for some interesting reading.

I think every thread with Subby and maximus together should be linked to the master sticky thread.

Originally posted by Bonegavel
I think his name was Jason KoboldJetSki.

I find that statement degragatory towards kobolds that ride jet skis. Im calling my lawyer

"This is bullshit...I want bush. Pan down."

Anyone?

Lets see if we can bait him anymore.

Originally posted by maximus
I was mentioned even before I came into the stupid thread.Sorry, you don't have a leg to stand on. Considering that the moderator has already defined you as a troll, and called you out as one:Originally posted by maximus
I am beginning to wonder if these same *negative* comments would come out if Jim created a basketball sim with the same exact problems.......... my hunch is NO. Maximus, I've noticed you trying to instigate this kind of stuff in several places. Watch it. When you make these kind of allegations and the evidence (FOFC's response to FOF4, FOFC's response to FOF2K1/2, Jim's near-18-month-alienation from this board) is so solidly against you, it certainly makes it look like you're just trying to start a fight. If you want to discuss this further, do not do so in this thread. You can PM me, or start a new thread.You brought this on yourself.
<center>"When you call the tune, you have to pay the piper."--Rowdy Roddy Piper</center>

Brilliant?

Sounds like your screwed.

http://www.bonegavel.com/images/stuff/troll2.gif

Originally posted by albionmoonlight
Not if you keep posting in this thread.

Foiled again... :(


P.S. - I hope this BRILLIANT phase passes quickly.

I have now decided to sue this board on behalf of jet skiing kobolds everywhere. I wonder if John Galt would represent us in our quest for equality

Originally posted by Airhog
I have now decided to sue this board on behalf of jet skiing kobolds everywhere. I wonder if John Galt would represent us in our quest for equality

I will take your case pro bono to stop the oppression of the JSK's everywhere!

They are such a proud race. Seeing them treated like this is almost too much to bear.

Originally posted by Bonegavel
http://www.bonegavel.com/images/stuff/troll2.gif

I have to say that this is one of the most funniest posts I have ever seen.....

Boy Mr.Nibbles sure does look different...

"Most funniest..." ???

Originally posted by maximus
I have to say that this is one of the most funniest posts I have ever seen.....
Just think - If you had accepted the job offer for Troll Emissary you would have gotten to wear that outfit. Too late now.

Will you still e-mail your wallet to me?

Originally posted by rkmsuf
"Most funniest..." ???

:D i wonder what it was before he edited it

I think we should start calling Subby "Subbius Maximus."

(Now if this wish comes as true as the Star Wars one, LOOKOUT WORLD.)

Originally posted by McSweeny
:D i wonder what it was before he edited it

I actually edited some missing words. "Most funniest" was not edited. :p

Originally posted by maximus
"Most funniest" was not edited.

Guess he showed you, huh?

Are some of you bipolar?

Originally posted by Butter_of_69
Are some of you bipolar?

I have an anger problem :D

I'm serious.... :mad:

Sometimes I'm a bipolar bear, but that is only when I'm in the mood to eat baby seals.

Originally posted by maximus
I have an anger problem :D

I'm serious.... :mad:
You should bring that up with your Guidance Counselor...

Originally posted by Subby
You should bring that up with your Guidance Counselor...

I did...then I punched him in the throat.

Edit: spelling

Originally posted by maximus
I did...then I puchned him in the throat. Maximus may get the hang of this after all...

puchned, being an Arabic term for...ah, nevermind

Originally posted by WSUCougar
puchned, being an Arabic term for...ah, nevermind

Oops....:redface:

Some funny shit going on in FOFC these last days. Keep it up boys, the silent masses are loving it !

Originally posted by maximus
I did...then I punched him in the throat.

Wow! That's pretty serious. I bet your folks grounded you forever for that.

Originally posted by John Galt
Don't come in the sandbox.

One hour, 11 minutes, and noone has touched this?

Come on, guys, we expect more.

How much should I bid on a statue of a kobold riding a jet ski?


"Never Tell Me the Odds!"


Oh, and can anyone tell me why my new Insurance Liason at work doesn't exactly instill me with confidence?


cHRIS:
I WILL TRY MY BEST TO ANSWER IT OR YOU CAN CALL PACIFICARE CUSTOMER SERVICE AT 1-866-316-9776. BETTIE

Originally posted by Subby
Wow! That's pretty serious. I bet your folks grounded you forever for that.

My mother has passed on...my dad....I don't know where he's at...so no, I didn't get grounded for that. I've been living with my brother since I was 13 yrs old. I am 29 now. :)

...and then the Emperor's son, after killing Marcus Aurelius, had the Praetorians try and kill you, but you escaped, and became a gladiator, and then had a beautiful mind, and then became Master and Commander...

Originally posted by maximus
I've been living with my brother since I was 13 yrs old. I am 29 now. :)
Is your real name "Lenny"?

Oh, btw, I meant to ask you.

The name ? Maximus ? as in Gladiator ?


(it has been a while since we've had a gladiator related thread, no ?)

edit : damn, WSU beat me to it !

Cheese and crackers are so frickin' good.

I've had this cheese sitting on my desktop for about 15 solid hours now. When does cheese go bad?

Originally posted by maximus
My mother has passed on...my dad....I don't know where he's at...so no, I didn't get grounded for that. I've been living with my brother since I was 13 yrs old. I am 29 now. :)

Hmmm.. I think I can determine your age by your clues above.

1+3 = 4

2+9 = 11

11 + 4 = 15

1+5 = 6

(4+11+15+6)/4 = 9

9/0 = undefined

are you 'undefined' years old?

Originally posted by Shorty3281
When does cheese go bad?

never.

Great! It tastes fine albeit a *bit* soft/rubbery/greasy at this point.

Originally posted by Shorty3281
Great! It tastes fine albeit a *bit* soft/rubbery/greasy at this point.

A general rule of thumb is if you can swallow it without gagging or barfing you are probably ok...

Originally posted by QuikSand
Wow... I had no idea.

You must have had some idea.

Technically, cheese is bad to start. It is the byproduct of bacteria. When it goes bad, it is kind of like road-kill that a bird shits on.

I want to change my name to Kobold Jetski

Originally posted by rkmsuf
A general rule of thumb is if you can deepthroat it without gagging or barfing you are probably ok...

Care to teach my gf that trick?

Originally posted by Fritz
BRILLIANT!

BRILLANT!

Originally posted by Bonegavel
Technically, cheese is bad to start. It is the byproduct of bacteria. When it goes bad, it is kind of like road-kill that a bird shits on.
Mmmm. Brie, anyone?

Originally posted by Airhog
Care to teach my gf that trick?

Editing aside that's the first question on my Hornsimic Dating Questionaire(tm) that I distribute nightly at the local bar...

Originally posted by Airhog
Care to teach my gf that trick?

She already knows it.

Originally posted by Shorty3281
Cheese and crackers are so frickin' good.

I've had this cheese sitting on my desktop for about 15 solid hours now. When does cheese go bad?

Who moved my cheese?{TM}

http://www.bonegavel.com/images/stuff/trollmonthly75.gif

Originally posted by Subby
Is your real name "Lenny"?

BRILLIANT!


Just keep him away from the rabbits.

Originally posted by cuervo72
BRILLIANT!


ACTING!

SI

Originally posted by maximus
I've been molested by my brother since I was 13 yrs old. I am 29 now. :)

Im surprised you didnt stop him after all those years

Originally posted by Bonegavel
Technically, cheese is bad to start. It is the byproduct of bacteria. When it goes bad, it is kind of like road-kill that a bird shits on.

Today for lunch I had a bacon road-kill w/ bird shit burger and some road-kill w/ bird shit fired.

It was good.

Originally posted by Bonegavel
I want to change my name to Kobold Jetski

Would that make you Polish?

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