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GrantDawg
09-24-2003, 08:30 AM
A black bear and her cub (http://www.ajc.com/news/content/news/0903/24bear.html) is not what you want to find when you go into your garage. What I found funny in the story is that it says to fight off a black bear (like this lady did) but play dead versus a Grizzly. If your in a dark garage and a bear attacks, how are supposed to tell which is which?


Woman fends off bear attack in her own garage


DULUTH, Minn. -- Kim Heil-Smith walked into her garage outside Grand Marais, Minn., one night last week expecting to pull something out of her car.

Instead, she ended up wrestling a large black bear.

Heil-Smith, who was talking on a cordless phone at the time, opened the door from her home's entryway into the attached garage about 9:30 p.m. and found herself face-to-face with a sow and her cub.

"I opened the door and she was right there, between the car and the side of the house. She didn't have anywhere to go, so she came at me," said Heil-Smith, who lives on Devil Track Lake Road north of town.

"I tried to shut the door on her, but she was too strong. She wrapped her arms around me and I fell back."

The big bear bit her head, shoulder and both thighs.

Heil-Smith suffered multiple puncture wounds and scratches that required many stitches at Cook County North Shore Hospital, said John Shenett, Cook County Sheriff's Department deputy.

Heil-Smith, 37, who was home alone at the time of the attack, was amazingly calm and upbeat when describing the ordeal.

"I was pretty scared at first, I wasn't thinking. Then I just got mad at this bear being in my house. I finally was able to get my knee up so she couldn't bite me, and then I grabbed her nose and yelled, 'Get out of my house!' " she said. "I think that must have startled her because that's when she left."

She's also amazingly forgiving toward the bear.

"I don't blame her, really; she was just protecting her baby. I don't think she did it maliciously," Heil-Smith said.

Heil-Smith had been on the phone at the time with her friend, Debby Nelson. The phone was knocked out of her hand during the attack. But instead of yelling for help, Heil-Smith was yelling, "It's only a bear" to avoid scaring her friend."

I didn't want her to think it was a man with a gun or anything," Heil-Smith joked.

"She's pretty tough," Scott Smith said of his wife. "It was one mother against another. I wasn't here when it happened, but I could see the results when I got home."

After the bear left with its cub, Heil-Smith found the phone and dialed 911. When paramedics arrived, they found her cleaning blood off the floor.

"I didn't want my daughter to come home from volleyball and see all that blood," she said. "So they helped me clean it up as they were fixing me up."

A life-long resident of the Grand Marais, Minn., area, Heil-Smith said she's not really afraid of the many bears in the area. But she may check her garage closer next time she heads out.

"I usually close the garage door to keep them out of the garbage and the sunflower seeds. But I was going out again that night and I didn't close it this time," she said. "The bear was just helping her cub find food and I got in her way."

Dave Ingebrigtsen, assistant Department of Natural Resources wildlife manager in Grand Marais, said this attack sounds "more like a cornered animal than a problem bear."

There have been very few nuisance calls in the area and no reports of troublemaking bears.

"It doesn't sound to me like an animal we'd have to track down," he said.

Dave Garshelis, a DNR bear expert, agrees.

"Generally with black bears, there's no indication that females with cubs are more dangerous than a single bear. That comes from grizzly bears," Garshelis said. "Black bears generally aren't aggressive. But when any animal feels cornered, they'll sometimes act. Not very often, but it can happen."

The most recent attack in Minnesota occurred last year when an upland bird researcher was attacked in the Mille Lacs Wildlife Area. Wildlife experts believe that animal was unusually aggressive and the DNR tried, but failed, to track it down and destroy it.

Garshelis said black bears will almost always avoid confrontations with people. If they attack, Garshelis said, general wisdom suggests fighting back against black bears to ward them off. That's contrary to advice for grizzly bears, for which experts suggest playing dead.

Minnesota has more than 20,000 black bears.

Fritz
09-24-2003, 08:35 AM
two feet of salt silt loaded with dead fish is not so good either.

ice4277
09-24-2003, 08:38 AM
I wouldn't want to find this:

http://www.darkfire.net/~mrb/fat_people.jpg

either.

Ksyrup
09-24-2003, 08:40 AM
Man. The years have not been kind to Los Lobos.

cuervo72
09-24-2003, 08:40 AM
That guy on the far left looks like the guy who was car-jacked in the Seinfeld series finale....

scooper
09-24-2003, 09:00 AM
Originally posted by ice4277
I wouldn't want to find this:

http://www.darkfire.net/~mrb/fat_people.jpg

either.

I didn't know Fritz and Marmel were wrestlers.

sterlingice
09-24-2003, 10:10 AM
Anyone else have a little roulette wheel going in their mind when they saw the heading of this thread with choices like dead body and colossal squid?

SI

The Afoci
09-24-2003, 11:22 AM
Damn, everytime I look at myself, I get more sexy.

Franklinnoble
09-24-2003, 11:32 AM
Originally posted by ice4277
I wouldn't want to find this:

http://www.darkfire.net/~mrb/fat_people.jpg

either.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry...

JeeberD
09-24-2003, 12:26 PM
Would y'all quit quoting that damn picture? Once was enough...

Hey cuervo, I think I need another Nikki fix now... :)

cuervo72
09-24-2003, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by JeeberD
Would y'all quit quoting that damn picture? Once was enough...

Hey cuervo, I think I need another Nikki fix now... :)

All too happy to oblige...
http://216.40.225.63/c/cox_nikki/images/pictures/021.jpg

mckerney
09-24-2003, 12:41 PM
Originally posted by cuervo72
All too happy to oblige...
http://216.40.225.63/c/cox_nikki/images/pictures/021.jpg

Ah, that the good stuff. Thanks cuervo

cuervo72
09-24-2003, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by mckerney
Ah, that the good stuff. Thanks cuervo

No problem. Hmm, if someone wants to make a Nikki Cox dynasty thread... :D

JeeberD
09-24-2003, 12:53 PM
You're my boy, cuervo! :)

JeeberD
09-24-2003, 02:30 PM
And in other bear related news....
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Bear Raids Letterman's Montana Cabin (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/letterman_bear)

CHOTEAU, Mont. - Talk about stupid pet tricks: David Letterman (news - Y! TV) found a bear in his cabin over the weekend, and needed help from a local teenager to get the animal to leave.

Letterman told viewers on CBS' "Late Show" about a bear that came into his home before dawn and started rummaging around his kitchen.

"I think to myself, 'Probably the wind,' and in Montana that's always a pretty good bet," the talk show host said Monday night.

Letterman continued to sleep, thinking maybe someone was fixing him breakfast. After about an hour, he decided to investigate.

"And there, standing in my kitchen, is the largest bear I've ever seen in my entire life," he said. "I don't know how big, but he was the hugest bear I've ever seen in my kitchen. ... So I closed the door."

That's when Letterman turned to some locals, including the hero of the story, Brandon Lightner.

Letterman called his friend and ranch manager, Chip Kearns of Choteau, who "knows everything and runs everything and is a Marine and he's the guy you want to call when you've got a bear in your kitchen."

After chasing the bear around the house for a few hours, they called in Lightner — and his M-80s. They dropped the large firecrackers into a room where the bear was sleeping, chasing it out.

"If you ever are in that situation, call a high school kid," Letterman said. "Get those M-80s and your problems are over, ladies and gentlemen."

The 17-year-old works for Letterman during the summer, his parents, Kevin and Tammie Lightner, told the Great Falls Tribune.