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Franklinnoble
09-23-2003, 11:39 AM
http://www.couriermail.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5936,7351084%255E1702,00.html



Australia 'world's gayest country'

23sep03

MORE than 17 per cent of Australians are involved in gay or lesbian relationships, putting the country equal first in the world for its proportion of homosexuals, according to a new worldwide survey.

The survey of sexual habits by international condom maker Durex found that together with Americans, Australians had the highest proportion of same-sex relationships.

At the other end of the scale, Vietnam recorded the lowest proportion of gay and lesbian relationships, at three per cent.

The company said Australians enjoyed a busy love life, having sex on average 125 times per year.

Hungarians came out on top, having sex 152 times per year.

But Australians were still ahead of Americans, at 118 times a year.

The survey also found phone, text and cyber sex were gaining in popularity in Australia, with 43 per cent indulging in "virtual reality sex".

The company said faking orgasms was also common in Australia, with 47 per cent of respondents admitting to doing so at least once.

This was almost twice the global average of 26 per cent.

The survey found 41 per cent of Australian men and women had sex for the first time because they were in love, and most agreed that more foreplay would improve their sex life.

The company said more than 150,000 people took part in the on-line survey, which was now in its seventh year.

Franklinnoble
09-23-2003, 11:39 AM
Insert Foster's Beer "How To Speak Australian" joke here...

GrantDawg
09-23-2003, 11:42 AM
*spoken with lisp* Well that gives a new meaning to the outback, don't it?

Franklinnoble
09-23-2003, 11:45 AM
I'm having a hard time trying to imagine an Australian accent being spoken with a lisp...

scooper
09-23-2003, 11:52 AM
Ever seen the movie Priscilla, Queen of the Desert?

Um.... I haven't.

Ksyrup
09-23-2003, 11:53 AM
I think your lips would fall off, or your mouth would swallow your face, if you tried to speak with both an Australian accent and lisp at the same time.

SunDancer
09-23-2003, 12:01 PM
Gee...I should reconsider applying for studying abroad, or could this be a good thing, more homosexuals=more single women (straight)?

Mustang
09-23-2003, 12:04 PM
Nothing better than hot aborigine lesbian sex...

Nyarlahotep
09-23-2003, 12:08 PM
Originally posted by SunDancer
Gee...I should reconsider applying for studying abroad, or could this be a good thing, more homosexuals=more single women (straight)?

The study doesn't really specify, maybe most australian homosexuals are lesbians.

Franklinnoble
09-23-2003, 12:11 PM
Originally posted by Nyarlahotep
The study doesn't really specify, maybe most australian homosexuals are lesbians.

I think most Australian men prefer sheep, and the women are left to their own devices.

cuervo72
09-23-2003, 12:29 PM
Hmm....anyone have a good recipe for goulash?

Critch
09-23-2003, 01:42 PM
Since it says that Australia has the highest proportion of same-sex relationships "together with Americans", isn't this thread a bit like Richard Simmons making gay jokes about Nathan Lane? :)

Franklinnoble
09-23-2003, 01:46 PM
Originally posted by Critch
Since it says that Australia has the highest proportion of same-sex relationships "together with Americans", isn't this thread a bit like Richard Simmons making gay jokes about Nathan Lane? :)

Does it matter? Gay jokes are funny, regardless of who's making them.

QuikSand
09-23-2003, 02:23 PM
"The survey of sexual habits [i]by international condom maker Durex[i]" -- long known the world around as an irrefutable source for demographic and cultural data of all sorts.

Bonegavel
09-23-2003, 02:42 PM
These types are surveys are horse shit. I put more faith in one of our Hot-chick-survivor poles than the gay-aussie pole.

Buzzbee
09-23-2003, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by BoneGavel
I put more faith in one of our Hot-chick-survivor poles than the gay-aussie pole.

What? You don't like gay-aussie pole?

MJ4H
09-23-2003, 05:11 PM
why the hell did i click on this thread again?

TurnerONU22
09-23-2003, 09:50 PM
Originally posted by scooper
Ever seen the movie Priscilla, Queen of the Desert?

Um.... I haven't.

When I went to Australia a couple of years ago with about 40 different people (through the People to People program, i was 17 at the time), they showed this on the tour bus we took. Thank goodness that I don't remember too much about this movie, but the parts i do remember........(shudder). To this day, I'm still amazed that one of the leaders of our group didn't stop that movie a few minutes into it.

Buccaneer
09-23-2003, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by QuikSand
"The survey of sexual habits [i]by international condom maker Durex[i]" -- long known the world around as an irrefutable source for demographic and cultural data of all sorts.

Esp. in using the extremely reliable "online survey" as the mechanism.

:rolleyes:

CamEdwards
09-23-2003, 10:05 PM
Australia= The Wiggles


The poll is true. 'Nuff said.