I fully intended to call you after the other night, but things have been kinda crazy here at work and at home lately. I'm glad you liked it when I spanked you. I just hope I wasn't too rough - I took your screams for those of pleasure. Thank you for the compliments afterward, I take pride in pleasing my women. I was wondering however, was it more my cockiness, or my funniness that finally sealed the deal for you after talking with me at that club? Or perhaps a finely balanced combination of the two? You are a dirty little girl. Keep in touch!

About that, I was really drunk, and since you couldn't tell, I am a man. How could you miss my incredible large throbbing manhood towering 2 inches from my pelvis. My mom said it is average.

Your spanking style is splendid, I wish I was a little school boy and your were my principal.

SHould'nt this say Ping:Alan?? :D

*walking in dressed as a principal*

Originally posted by Marmel
*walking in dressed as a principal*

That is a man I can love. One who takes control and has a principal outfit on hand.

Like a boy scout, I am always prepared.


Which reminds me, I need to pick up my boy scout outfit up from the dry cleaners. That sure got dirty last time I used it.

How many times do I have to say I am sorry. It would be impossible for anyone to predict how the donkey would act and lord knows we would have never guessed it would have did what it did. Luckly, I found my watch a week later, but it had me worried for quite some time.

Too bad I am still missing my tamborine. :(

this thread should be "sticky"-ed

Originally posted by Marmel
Too bad I am still missing my tamborine. :(

I used to love the song Tamborine Man. For obvious reasons, it now makes me shake with fear. I will never forget those screams. Chilling.

Originally posted by The Afoci
I used to love the song Tamborine Man. For obvious reasons, it now makes me shake with fear. I will never forget those screams. Chilling.


MMMmmmm, chili....

Originally posted by mrsimperless
MMMmmmm, chili....

Well, if you wanna think it's chili, you go right ahead.

Personally, I've never seen anyone make chili with peanuts in it before.

Could we all just stick to Jif peanut butter and aggresive dogs please. You guy have some weird fetishes.

Your chili was delicous. The way you rolled the kidney beans across your lips drove me wild. Sorry about the gas I had when you were spanking me. I would tense up and it would just slip out. That wet one came from no where. Kind of embarrassing. I never knew my body didn't digest plastics though. So it was a learning experience.

I love The Afoci.

Originally posted by Marmel
Could we all just stick to Jif peanut butter and aggresive dogs please. You guy have some weird fetishes.

Sometimes Old Faithful just don't blow like she use too.

Originally posted by Shorty3281
I love The Afoci.

I know what you look like kid, you don't want any of this. ;)

In the Wake of the short lived thread that was closed, here is my best one.

This one time I was with a 60 year old lady. Well, not really with her, but she wasn't wearing panties and a short skirt so I just snuck up behind her picked her lips off the ground and just went to town. I was in and out before she knew what happened. At least I tell myself that to keep up myself esteem.

Yeah, I'm not sure what happened with that other one.

Was it too cocky? Or maybe just not funny? That delicate balance is quite elusive and most difficult to achieve.

Originally posted by mrsimperless
Yeah, I'm not sure what happened with that other one.

Was it too cocky? Or maybe just not funny? That delicate balance is quite elusive and most difficult to achieve.



Sorry to say, but it just flat out sucked ass.

Originally posted by Marmel
Sorry to say, but it just flat out sucked ass.

He was tossing someones salad?

Yes. Skirts up, The Afoci.

Originally posted by Marmel
Yes. Skirts up, The Afoci.

If I had a nickel for everytime I heard that.

On a serious note, I have noticed that a majority of my posts have to do with sex with animals or men. Does this make me more or less beautiful to 14 year old Mongolian Monks.

this thread is wrong on some many levels....

Sheesh. simperless, this is your last warning.