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SirFozzie
08-12-2003, 03:47 PM
Got this note in today's Tuesday Morning Quarterback on ESPN.COM page 2:

Worst Offseason Idea: The Trio cable channel is producing "Good Clean Porn," excerpts from famous porn movies in which the hot stuff is spliced out, leaving only the dramatic tension and dialogue. Here is Trio's description of the shows:

The subtlety of acting in adult films is explored in three half-hour specials featuring the unforgettable dramatic scenes from such perennial favorites as DEBBIE DOES DALLAS and I DREAM OF JENNA. With the distracting action sequences edited out, these programs allow the viewer to focus on those moments which best illustrate the skills of the writers, directors and most importantly, the performers who set the plot in motion.

Subtlety of acting in adult films? Skills of the writers? Most porn dialogue boils down to:


LUCIOUS-LOOKING WOMAN: Hi, my name is Jill.

THREE OTHER LUCIOUS-LOOKING WOMEN: Want to have sex on the kitchen countertop?

JILL: Sure!


Perhaps the "Good Clean Porn" is project some kind of postmodern joke intended to amuse college students and bar patrons. But watching porn with "the distracting action sequences edited out" makes about as much sense as reading the Bush Administration 9-11 report with the distracting references to Saudi Arabia deleted


I thought it was a joke, but the link is real! This is.. this is.. this is.. well.. this is SOMETHING. I don't know what it is.

http://www.triotv.com/porn/index.html

QuikSand
08-12-2003, 03:48 PM
I think this has huge potential.

Ksyrup
08-12-2003, 03:53 PM
Unintentional Comedy potential.

korme
08-12-2003, 03:56 PM
Porn with good dialogue?

Is that a joke?

bigdawg2003
08-12-2003, 04:19 PM
3 words.........

Tremendous
Upside
Potential

Swaggs
08-12-2003, 04:28 PM
Sounds like must see TV to me.

JeffNights
08-12-2003, 05:02 PM
any porn is good.....trust me

SirFozzie
08-12-2003, 05:04 PM
yeah, but porn without the porn? What's left?

mckerney
08-12-2003, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by Ksyrup
Unintentional Comedy potential.

Is it really Unintentional Comedy if you're trying to be Unintentional?

cuervo72
08-13-2003, 06:43 AM
Does this serve as a good excuse for knowing the names of porn stars?

Butter
08-13-2003, 09:31 AM
I watched it for 5 minutes a few weeks ago. It's very, very bad. As you would imagine.

Leonidas
08-13-2003, 08:56 PM
I saw a CNN story awhile back about an off-broadway play of Debbie Does Dallas. No porn, just the story in a musical. They interviewed the actress playing Debbie and she really was serious about it, talking about what a great story it was and all. I think the actress was just as dumb as Debbie in the movie.