SirFozzie
08-12-2003, 03:47 PM
Got this note in today's Tuesday Morning Quarterback on ESPN.COM page 2:
Worst Offseason Idea: The Trio cable channel is producing "Good Clean Porn," excerpts from famous porn movies in which the hot stuff is spliced out, leaving only the dramatic tension and dialogue. Here is Trio's description of the shows:
The subtlety of acting in adult films is explored in three half-hour specials featuring the unforgettable dramatic scenes from such perennial favorites as DEBBIE DOES DALLAS and I DREAM OF JENNA. With the distracting action sequences edited out, these programs allow the viewer to focus on those moments which best illustrate the skills of the writers, directors and most importantly, the performers who set the plot in motion.
Subtlety of acting in adult films? Skills of the writers? Most porn dialogue boils down to:
LUCIOUS-LOOKING WOMAN: Hi, my name is Jill.
THREE OTHER LUCIOUS-LOOKING WOMEN: Want to have sex on the kitchen countertop?
JILL: Sure!
Perhaps the "Good Clean Porn" is project some kind of postmodern joke intended to amuse college students and bar patrons. But watching porn with "the distracting action sequences edited out" makes about as much sense as reading the Bush Administration 9-11 report with the distracting references to Saudi Arabia deleted
I thought it was a joke, but the link is real! This is.. this is.. this is.. well.. this is SOMETHING. I don't know what it is.
http://www.triotv.com/porn/index.html
Worst Offseason Idea: The Trio cable channel is producing "Good Clean Porn," excerpts from famous porn movies in which the hot stuff is spliced out, leaving only the dramatic tension and dialogue. Here is Trio's description of the shows:
The subtlety of acting in adult films is explored in three half-hour specials featuring the unforgettable dramatic scenes from such perennial favorites as DEBBIE DOES DALLAS and I DREAM OF JENNA. With the distracting action sequences edited out, these programs allow the viewer to focus on those moments which best illustrate the skills of the writers, directors and most importantly, the performers who set the plot in motion.
Subtlety of acting in adult films? Skills of the writers? Most porn dialogue boils down to:
LUCIOUS-LOOKING WOMAN: Hi, my name is Jill.
THREE OTHER LUCIOUS-LOOKING WOMEN: Want to have sex on the kitchen countertop?
JILL: Sure!
Perhaps the "Good Clean Porn" is project some kind of postmodern joke intended to amuse college students and bar patrons. But watching porn with "the distracting action sequences edited out" makes about as much sense as reading the Bush Administration 9-11 report with the distracting references to Saudi Arabia deleted
I thought it was a joke, but the link is real! This is.. this is.. this is.. well.. this is SOMETHING. I don't know what it is.
http://www.triotv.com/porn/index.html